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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    I once had a beer bottle in each hand because one was a new, fresh beer, and the other was the ash bottle as I was a heavy smoker at the time.

    Baaaaaad idea.

    i was at some hostel with like half a can of beer left (big 500ml cans) when this guy ashed his cigarette into it, thinking it was empty like all the other cans on the table

    so we swapped, i had his beer and he finished my ashy one

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he think it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

    someone fucking pissed into an empty inside the house?

    US. GAMERS.


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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that's pretty disgusting all around

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I still can't figure out how you defecate or urinate in a container in your home, seal it, and then just stick it somewhere.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    kill all humans

    Play LoL
    STEAM
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I still can't figure out how you defecate or urinate in a container in your home, seal it, and then just stick it somewhere.

    you dont just stick it anywhere man

    you set it aside

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have more than one jar of pee on my desk, and a couple empties.

    But pooping in something other than a toilet is just gross.

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    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I read this article in GQ a long while back about this guy who used to be really lazy.

    It started off with him at his computer doing some random stuff and then he takes a swig of one of the many bottles and cups he had all over his desk. He holds it in his mouth cause he realizes its a taste that he has tasted before and then swallows while thinking to himself that he really needs to start separating his piss cups and half drunk soda bottles because this has become a little to common.

    I wish I could find it again cause it was hilarious how huge a slob this guy was yet he had a pretty successful job as English language teacher and had an ok social life. And it was in GQ of all things.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Air wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I still can't figure out how you defecate or urinate in a container in your home, seal it, and then just stick it somewhere.

    you dont just stick it anywhere man

    you set it aside
    Ok, I think that might be worse. If you stick it somewhere you are at least addressing the issue, albeit horribly.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    graves you are awful

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My friends and I did a lot of pranks to each other in high school. Nothing too horrible, just stuff like putting ketchup under someone's car door handle. We were talking about doing something to a friend in JROTC (Marine Corps class in school, totally optional and important to the story, students wear uniforms once a week). My friend Travis says he could shit in his boots. We're all a bit disturbed by this and say we couldn't do that. Travis replies with, "I could. I have good aim."

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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Air wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I once had a beer bottle in each hand because one was a new, fresh beer, and the other was the ash bottle as I was a heavy smoker at the time.

    Baaaaaad idea.

    i was at some hostel with like half a can of beer left (big 500ml cans) when this guy ashed his cigarette into it, thinking it was empty like all the other cans on the table

    so we swapped, i had his beer and he finished my ashy one

    I decided to quit dipping because of a similar incident.

    Turns out drinking the mixture of warm saliva and tobacco juices you have been spitting for the last hour is better at motivating someone to quit than eventual gum disease and cancer.

    I am about to vomit just thinking about it.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Aw oh god oh god I thought this cup had mountain dew in it oh my lord i wanna die right now






    Nah I'm just playin, I don't pee in jars and this is actually mountain dew.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    edited May 2010
    but graves

    i peed in that jar

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The only jar on my desk has lego pieces and marijuana stems in it.

    And this mountain dew is in a cup.

    I opened and poured the can myself.

    So I think I would know if it was pee.

    I think.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Graves wrote: »
    The only jar on my desk has lego pieces and marijuana stems in it.

    And this mountain dew is in a cup.

    I opened and poured the can myself.

    So I think I would know if it was pee.

    I think.

    You think.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Whatever yo, it's cold and refreshing

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    200 calls

    how does that happen

    how do 3 19 year olds wake up one day and decide to spend their lives like that

    for context, lake oswego is yuppie central

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