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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    Tesla?

    tesla had a whole host of psychological problems

    Pony on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know.

    I've never actually tried a gyro.

    I should rectify this.

    l

    wrong
    if you're in sc you want to go to the greek

    Huh, I've heard mixed things about that place. Like "The atmosphere is top notch but the food's so-so, it's good if you're going with friends"

    *shrug* Guess I'll have to try them both.

    bring cash
    (yes, its one of those places)
    and go for lunch
    dinner is good but slightly expensive

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    so i don't have any meaningful damage (didn't catch any shots to the head, nothing broken) and i'm not going to the hospital as an 'in case' thing, but something is up with my arm and i'm not sure what

    i can't really get it to show up with my cameraphone but where the guy stomped on my arm (with it fully locked out) i have this weird bruise. it's like, just a little darker than the skin around it, and it's had raised goosebumps since the incident. i'm almost positive i didn't like, fracture my ulna or anything. the pain isn't nearly intense enough. but it does hurt, is there anything else common it might be? it's a super weird looking bruise

    Organichu on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    A physical trauma like that would fuck you up pretty good psychologically.

    It's true. Everybody I've ever met without a penis was crazy.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    Tesla?

    tesla had a whole host of psychological problems

    Are psychological problems the same thing as psychological trauma?

    Cinders on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    Luckily sex and coitus are not necessarily the same thing.

    Also no legs and arms!

    And your head is gone.

    Sarksus on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i don't have any meaningful damage (didn't catch any shots to the head, nothing broken) and i'm not going to the hospital as an 'in case' thing, but something is up with my arm and i'm not sure what

    i can't really get it to show up with my cameraphone but where the guy stomped on my arm (with it fully locked out) i have this weird bruise. it's like, just a little darker than the skin around it, and it's had raised goosebumps since the incident. i'm almost positive i didn't like, fracture my ulna or anything. the pain isn't nearly intense enough. but it does hurt, is there anything else common it might be? it's a super weird looking bruise

    deep tissue bruise is what it sounds like

    deeper than normal bruises, often on the connective tissue near the bone

    Pony on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    Luckily sex and coitus are not necessarily the same thing.

    Also no legs and arms!

    And your head is gone.

    We throw you in a pool and call you Bob.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    Tesla?

    tesla had a whole host of psychological problems

    Are psychological problems the same thing as psychological trauma?

    oh look at me i'm a pedant

    Pony on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    Luckily sex and coitus are not necessarily the same thing.

    Also no legs and arms!

    And your head is gone.

    Brrr..., cursed by his own hubris.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    god damn are political spectrum quizzes stupid

    it's like those "what religion are you?" quizzes

    they're so idiotic

    Pony on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, the libertarian thread is coming up with some real winners. I need to add it to the list of abortion, religion, and israel threads.

    moniker on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    A physical trauma like that would fuck you up pretty good psychologically.

    It's true. Everybody I've ever met without a penis was crazy.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    oh Freral :P

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i am into second year of college

    this is nice

    one of my friends failed five of his six modules

    I am heartbroken for the guy

    Tav on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i don't have any meaningful damage (didn't catch any shots to the head, nothing broken) and i'm not going to the hospital as an 'in case' thing, but something is up with my arm and i'm not sure what

    i can't really get it to show up with my cameraphone but where the guy stomped on my arm (with it fully locked out) i have this weird bruise. it's like, just a little darker than the skin around it, and it's had raised goosebumps since the incident. i'm almost positive i didn't like, fracture my ulna or anything. the pain isn't nearly intense enough. but it does hurt, is there anything else common it might be? it's a super weird looking bruise

    Bad bruise, possibly a deep tissue bruise. Keep it elevated, ice it, rest it and wrap it.

    Thomamelas on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    i am into second year of college

    this is nice

    one of my friends failed five of his six modules

    I am drinking for the guy

    You're in college, now act like it.

    Richy on
    sig.gif
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    thanks you two

    Organichu on
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    god damn are political spectrum quizzes stupid

    it's like those "what religion are you?" quizzes

    they're so idiotic

    They are fun as long as you don't take em too seriously.

    Galahad on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Are stun guns are legal to carry around?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Are stun guns are legal to carry around?

    Depends on location.

    TL DR on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Who feels like critiquing my resume? I'm looking for a full time computer job, ideally networking but at this point I'd take a repair/sales shop if I could get a decent hourly wage.

    TL DR on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    fuck

    there is a part of my leg above the knee that is red and swollen and hurts :(

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    god damn are political spectrum quizzes stupid

    it's like those "what religion are you?" quizzes

    they're so idiotic

    They are fun as long as you don't take em too seriously.

    They're like a more poorly-designed Briggs-Myers personality test.

    Pony on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    fuck

    there is a part of my leg above the knee that is red and swollen and hurts :(

    it's a spider egg sac

    Pony on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Are stun guns are legal to carry around?

    Depends on location.

    how about the butt

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    fuck

    there is a part of my leg above the knee that is red and swollen and hurts :(

    it's a spider egg sac

    I'm more worried it might be a blood clot

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i am into second year of college

    this is nice

    one of my friends failed five of his six modules

    I am drinking for the guy

    You're in college, now act like it.

    I'm talking to him at 2am to make sure he's ok first

    daaaaamn

    Tav on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu is not responding to my bro'ing

    I fear the worst.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Huh, I was unaware that Japan bombed Oregon during WW2.

    Oregon?

    Galahad on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu is not responding to my bro'ing

    I fear the worst.

    organichu: my arm hurts
    i know i didn't break it or anything but it's still a weird, dull ache in my forearm


    Nerdgasmic: maybe
    maybe it's because you killed with it
    awaking it
    now it must be sated


    Sent at 8:39 PM on Tuesday
    Nerdgasmic: how's your killing spree, sir?


    organichu: pretty solid
    like 19 in a row now

    Nerdgasmic on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Huh, I was unaware that Japan bombed Oregon during WW2.

    Oregon?

    They were confused by the two Washingtons.

    moniker on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    israel, the topic that invariably makes even smart people stupid

    makes the blood boil

    Organichu on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    All I know is that Israel is dumb and I wouldn't go there on vacation.

    Case closed.

    Sarksus on
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    500x_nelsons-ship-in-a-bottle--002-2.jpg

    That's a pretty big bottle.

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    israel, the topic that invariably makes even smart people stupid

    makes the blood boil

    The only way the topic could become more difficult would be if aliens landed in Jerusalem ala District 9.

    moniker on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    500x_nelsons-ship-in-a-bottle--002-2.jpg

    That's a pretty big bottle.

    Is that the thing for Nelson's column?

    moniker on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    500x_nelsons-ship-in-a-bottle--002-2.jpg

    That's a pretty big bottle.

    Don't let the elves fool you, coke

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well, looks like I'm done with the Israel thread now...

    Widowson is back.

    Raiden333 on
    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    All I know is that Israel is dumb and I wouldn't go there on vacation.

    Case closed.

    israel is smart and a great vacation spot

    case closed

    Organichu on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Well, looks like I'm done with the Israel thread now...

    Widowson is back.

    you get back in there
    and don't come out until you're done with what you started

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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