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White-Flight doesn't work for shit[Resolution pg 22]NEW FRESH HELL pg24

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2010
    put less expensive hubcaps on?

    bongi on
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    its not the hubcaps that make it expensive bongi

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's the whistle tips

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2010
    if you use a wheelshape with fewer vertices that will save a bunch too

    they charge per-vertex for wheels fyi

    try an icosagon, or in a pinch, a hexagon

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    put less expensive hubcaps on?

    Hubcaps are what poor people use to hide their ugly wheels.

    jackal on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wrench N Rockets on
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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Good god hubcap spinnaz

    And a google search comes up with
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    Spudge on
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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Awww fuck yeah!

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    people keep taking the VW logos off of our wheels
    I guess that's not as bad
    but still, fuck them

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    love bubb rubb

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The real question I guess I have is this

    SInce obviously I have a weasily insurance company regardless, I'm fucked there.

    So I'm footing the bill to replace these. Fine. I still have to turn this car in, in a year back to Dodge, at which point I'll be fucked. SO, do I:

    a) Get recon wheels, that are OEM 20" Chrome identical to what I had, for 400+ per, and another 150+ per for tires.

    b) Go steal some other poor schmucks rims and tires and continue the vicious cycle.

    c) Get cheap knock off rims of a smaller size, and cheap tires, and just pay the giant penalties at lease turn in.

    d) Light the car of fire and declare it a total loss.

    Stale on
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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    a or d. Although you live in Atlanta, so you could do c and hope your car gets completely stolen in the next year.

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    NargorothRiPNargorothRiP Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    E. Pay a italian stereotype to "Solve" your problem.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    The real question I guess I have is this

    SInce obviously I have a weasily insurance company regardless, I'm fucked there.

    So I'm footing the bill to replace these. Fine. I still have to turn this car in, in a year back to Dodge, at which point I'll be fucked. SO, do I:

    a) Get recon wheels, that are OEM 20" Chrome identical to what I had, for 400+ per, and another 150+ per for tires.

    b) Go steal some other poor schmucks rims and tires and continue the vicious cycle.

    c) Get cheap knock off rims of a smaller size, and cheap tires, and just pay the giant penalties at lease turn in.

    d) Light the car of fire and declare it a total loss.

    Man that's a bad size for tires. Only one on tirerack for less than 150 bucks is an Eagle RS-A for 141.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Go for option d.

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    How big are the penalties you'd have to pay at the end if you turn it in with cheaper rims/tires?

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Obviously you need to find out what the penalties are for turning it in with different wheels. If it's less than the difference between shitty ones and the OEM ones, that's your option.
    Also
    d) Light the car of fire and declare it a total loss.
    What are you, jippee?

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Option E: poop in an envelope and mail it to your insurance company, weinerless pricks that they are.

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    E. Pay a italian stereotype to "Solve" your problem.

    F. Pay a Muslim stereotype to "blow up" your problem
    G. Pay a Hispanic stereotype to "steal your tires all over again"
    H. Pay a white guy stereotype to "cower in fear"
    I. Pay a gamer stereotype to "hack the internet"

    This is fun!

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stale

    this might seem like an odd question

    but are there any pawn shops(or something similar) in your area that will buy tires and rims?

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Id' say option A if you think they won't be paying too close attention when you turn it in. Or D, as long as you make it look like an electrical fire.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    put less expensive hubcaps on?

    You're such a girl bongi. Go look pretty and let the men handle a way to steal some rims and tires for our fine crippled friend here.

    Hunter on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thats what you get for buying SPINNAZ!!! People are gonna wanna take em

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    just in case everyone wasn't outraged enough

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kill whitey

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    put less expensive hubcaps on?

    You're such a girl bongi. Go look pretty and let the men handle a way to steal some rims and tires for our fine crippled friend here.

    Sometimes I love you, Hunter.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I always liked this one

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm whitey

    kill me,

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    White people are notoriously bad at looting is the lesson.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Everyone, let's just kiss each other until our colours mix together.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Her bread is going to be disgusting.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    White people are notoriously bad at looting is the lesson.

    Damn Straight. The white peole are dragging a single loaf of bread through sewage, don't even have the sense to put their loot in a damn garbage bag. Looting noobs.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Her bread is going to be disgusting.

    Totally my first thought.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Everyone, let's just kiss each other until our colours mix together.

    Only if you keep your extra 'u' in color to yourself.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    thats what you get for buying SPINNAZ!!! People are gonna wanna take em

    The day I have spinnaz, is the day I can no longer bitch when they get stolen. These were simply OEM rims.

    @Nogs: I'm going to stop by a few places this coming week and check on replacements and make inquiries if anyone has been trying to sell any. I put my chances of success at about 2%.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Everyone, let's just kiss each other until our colours mix together.

    Only if you keep your extra 'u' in color to yourself.

    I love putting u in silly places.

    C'mere and let me demonstrate.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    just in case everyone wasn't outraged enough

    fuck

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Call the dealer too. Hopefully someone will junk a car in a pile up on the highway and you may be able to get a set cheap with minimal blood splatter.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm just gonna buy a pair of skinny jeans and a fixie.


    clearly this is the best plan.

    Stale on
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