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Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
Social Entropy++ Joblisting 0103.

Social Entropy++ Forum Troll/Victim


Do you have what it takes to be Social Entropy++ Forum Troll/Victim? Penny Arcade Chat Forums seeks a qualified 12-15 year old to become our latest whining, self-vindicating troller, also covering a position of part-time persecuted victim in matters of (1) consoles, (2) religion, and (3) sexuality.

Qualified applicants should write a ten-word essay about which console they find the most gay, and another ten-word essay on how big a faggot the moderators are, because their dad is regional manager, and their mother has cancer, and together we are supposed to care either way about it because you used CAPS LOCK.

Applicants will be issued a uniform pixelated avatar and oversized signature.

Please apply in-thread.

Thank you.
-The Management-

Edit: Bonus points if you threaten the makers of other consoles with violence.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

    BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER

    SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL SONYLOL

    Rankenphile on
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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SONY LOL

    Munacra on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ooo ooo mee

    NINTENDO WII IS GAY BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE MY WEE

    THE MODS ARE HUEG FAGGOTS BECAUSE THEY FAP TO MAKE POASTS MY DAD CAN BAN THEM ALL BUT HE STAYS HIS HAND FOR THE LOVE OF MY DYING MOTHER WHO HAS CANCER (MY DAD IS REGINAL MANAGER)

    Seph on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    my dad will totally kick your dad's stupid faggot ass

    and gamecube? i'm sorry, more like celda you fucking fags

    Homeless on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah I thought that said vaginal manager

    I wonder how that would pay

    Meissnerd on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    dang, I'm too old.

    Jordyn on
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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Comic sans is the best font

    Munacra on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    U ARENT TOO OLD JORDYN

    USE THE SPIRIT OF TH EINTERNET TO MAK URSALF UNG AGAIN

    Seph on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    JORDYN DO YOU HAVE BOOBIES

    IF SO

    Seph on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    COMMENCE TA JIGGLIN'!

    Seph on
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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I exceed the age limit, but I have a distinguished background in trolling Talon's posts and have been gone long enough to be considered a disgruntled old-timer. I can fax my full resumé if neccesary, TTYLQTPIE

    slow on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It ain't working, Seph.

    Jordyn on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    JiggleBilly.jpg

    Seph on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh i guess i'm too old too

    i gave it a shot though

    Homeless on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    defender is a dick

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh shit katchem_ash posted I better comment on what he said

    Meissnerd on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SONY IS THE BEST CONSOLE MAKER BECAUSE FAGGOTS USE EVERYTHING ELSE

    AND THOSE FAGGOTY FAGGOT MODERATORS GAVE MY MOM CANCER AND MY DAD DOSEN'T CARE BECUSE HE IS DISTRICT MANAGERS

    IpseDixit on
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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    IM LOOKING FOR A BENTO BOX, PREFERRABLY PINKU, WHICH IS JAPANESE FOR PINK

    wombat on
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    Vote for my film! (watching it is also an option)
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ok

    I'm gonna try arguing about consoles.

    The uh...the Sony PS3 is..uh...not doing well in sales.

    Ummm....

    It's too expensive, and no one liked that commercial with that baby.

    How's that?

    Jordyn on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MY DAD IS TEN DISTRIKT MANAGERS

    FORM THE HEAD!

    Seph on
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Ok

    I'm gonna try arguing about consoles.

    The uh...the Sony PS3 is..uh...not doing well in sales.

    Ummm....

    It's too expensive, and no one liked that commercial with that baby.

    How's that?

    Needs moar anger. Jordyn you need to pretend that the PS3 is a baby. Channel your anger.

    IpseDixit on
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    Flickr - PSN ID - IamTetsuo - Steam
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PS3 WILL BEAT LAMEBOX 420 CAUSE JAPANESE KNOW THEIR MARKET AND I LOVE JAPAN

    STUPID AMERICANS DONT KNOW ANYTHING JAPAN

    Seph on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    jordyn is fat

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't like the PS3 because it isn't toilet trained.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I LOVE JAPAN AND I CONSTANTLY HAVE A heavy 5 o clock pedo shadow!

    Seph on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The secret, is that everyone in SE is sort of a troll.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    HEY THERE MY NAME IS JAZMINE AND ME AND MY GIRLFRIEN ALLURE ARE HERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY WE NEED A BOY TOY COME AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN
    JAZINE 40D-30-30 5'7 LONG HAIR ALLURE 38C-32-34 5'9 MID LENGTH HAIR
    WE BOTH HAVE BROWN HAIR AND EYES AND WE ARE BOTH VERY BEAUTIFUL REAL PICS REAL GOOD GIRLS WE NEED SOMEONE TO BRING CHOCOLATE SYRUP WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOCOLATE LOTS OF CHOCOLATE WE ARE LOW ON CHOCOLATE WE LOVE FRUIT AND NUTS.........
    THERE IS NOTHING BETTER ON FRIDAY THEN ME AND ALLURE LAYING ON THE BED COVERED IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND ALLURE FEEDS ME CHOCOLATES ALL NIGHT.................
    COCOA CARMEL CHOCOLATE SWIRL OF BIG BOOTY BIG BOOBYS AND WOW 555-123-4567 IN/OUTCALL

    SA on
    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • MidoriMidori Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    PS3 WILL BEAT LAMEBOX 420 CAUSE JAPANESE KNOW THEIR MARKET AND I LOVE JAPAN

    STUPID AMERICANS DONT KNOW ANYTHING JAPAN

    Hire this guy!

    Midori on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FU XBOX WIL BEAT BS3 BECAUSE BILL GATES KNOWS HOW TO PRICE HIS SHIT, UNLIKE THE BS3

    BS3

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    some trolls are better than others because they buy designer jeans

    Seph on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I LOVE IT WHEN I STICK SAILOR MOON DOLLS IN MY ASS

    DONT JUDGE ME YOU FAG

    Seph on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    so this guy at work got me a present and wtf, fuck that guy. i might fire him for that shit.

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have such a headache, bu I already took some pills for it.
    maybe more would help

    MulysaSempronius on
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    PS3 WILL BEAT LAMEBOX 420 CAUSE JAPANESE KNOW THEIR MARKET AND I LOVE JAPAN

    STUPID AMERICANS DONT KNOW ANYTHING JAPAN

    MY DAD IS DISTRICT MANAGERS IN JAPAN BUT DAD WONT LET ME MOVE THEIR BECAUSE I TOLD MOMMY THAT HIM AND A LITTLE BOY WERE WRESTLING WITH NO CLOTHS

    IpseDixit on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I uh...

    I'm kinda sleepy

    Hey Manifest, how's your ball?

    Jordyn on
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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
    1. Retype this message as a comment for three other posts"

    Munacra on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    some trolls are better than others because they buy designer jeans

    h5

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    robyn

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    WELL I GOT MY SISTER A CARD FOR VALENTIMES DAY DAY AND ON IT I WROTE

    HAHA NO ONE LOVES U

    Seph on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MulysaSempronius wrote: »
    I have such a headache, bu I already took some pills for it.
    maybe more would help

    Go to the hospital and get some vicodin.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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