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Giovanni? Are you out there?

NiryaNirya My name's Bo Ridaand I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
edited July 2010 in Singularity Engine++
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WE ARE HERE FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE! SPIFFY UNIFORMS FOR EVERY GROSS COSPLAYER AROUND!

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Atta girl!


So why aren't you a member of Team Rocket?

Being a member of Team Rocket has all sorts of benefits!

For example, we've devised a set of locations for you to train your Zubats, Koffings, Rattatas, and other Pokemon so that they can be easily defeated by 10-year olds!
Atk is the lake west of mahogany (seaking/goldeen)
SpA is the pond north of goldenrod (psy/golduck)
Def is the grass south of Pallet (tangela, not mr mime), or if you prefer, the grass south of blackthorn (not teddiursa, yes graveler/geodude/skarmory)
SpD is surfing directly south of olivine (all you get are tentacools/cruels)
HP is slowpoke well (SURF for only slowpokes)
Speed is dark cave (SURF for only magikarps)

And in order to recuperate the costs of trying to sell Slowpoketails at ridiculous prices, we devised a way to win at the most nefarious of games: Voltorb Flip!
Anything that adds up to 5 = dead section (nothing)

Don't get it? Basically, any marker whose numbers add up to five, whether it be four Voltorbs and one coin or two Voltorbs and three coins, only has one-coin cards in it, therefore, there is nothing of value in that row and it should not be touched. Don't believe me? Let's test it out then.

[] [] [] [] [] [3/2]

There are three coins in this row, and two Voltorbs. There's only one way this could possibly go.

[1] [1] [1] [V] [V] [3/2]

In any particular order, of course. Try it with any two numbers whose sum is five, you'll get the same result; there will never be a card with more than one coin in any section of the sort.

Now that I have you convinced, here's the whole thing.

Anything that adds up to 5 = nothing. Do not flip this section at all.
Anything that adds up to 6 = [one 2]. Once that card is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 7 = [two 2s] OR [one 3]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 8 = [three 2s] OR [one 3 and one 2]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 9 = [two 3s] OR [one 3 and two 2s] OR [four 2s]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 10 = [two 3s and one 2] OR [one 3 and three 2s]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 11 = [two 2s and two 3s] OR [three 3s]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 13 = [four 3s] OR...

I haven't figured out higher sums yet, mainly because I haven't been paying attention; but I'll add them in as I go. But, those are the only possible combinations for each sum of numbers on a marker. Feel free to contribute more. Using this as a guideline, you'll be able to more easily weed out sections that you should not flip using your own logic. Good luck.

And if you get strong enough, you could earn Team Rocket's blessing in your fight against any one of these SE++ Gym Leaders!

Dichotomy - Poison
Speed Racer - Normal
Unintentional - Fighting
Munkus Beaver - Steel
Faynor - Psychic
Worthless Lurker - Electric
Beasteh - Dark
Kuribo's Shoe - Bug
Sir Red-Water

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Team Rocket Proudly Presents the Newest Starting Pokemon!

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GRASS SNAKE!
FIRE PIG!
OTTER THINGY!


Now get to posting about your love of Team Rocket and our ridiculous attempts at world domination without our beloved leader, Giovanni.

Nirya on
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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ha

    and my brother was just working on a thread that wouldn't get locked

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GOD DAMMIT.

    My first thread ever, and I screwed it up. I try to remake the OP, and Team Rocket gets here first.

    I'll show you blasting off again!

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  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    ha

    and my brother was just working on a thread that wouldn't get locked

    I've actually had this OP ready for the last thread, but then Kusu stole it.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well, I'll have one ready for next time!

    You'll see! In 100 pages, you'll all see!

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  • TskTsk Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Team Rocket is exterminating Dunsparce wherever they find it!

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood sweet times Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for one prepubescent child!

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    why should i be good if you're not?
  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Any new news on Gen V?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dangit

    my G Gundam themed pokemon thread OP was this close to being done

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Any new news on Gen V?

    Grass Snake is even smugger than we have been lead to believe.

    Also, they released the new legendaries and said they were part dragon....ho hum.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood sweet times Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Any new news on Gen V?

    Not since the boxart was revealed.

    Although it would be nice to have those in the OP.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Larlar just posted in my locked thread. Neat.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my bro is a larlar fanboy

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    one of you post a picture

  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    of what?

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • DysDys Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Any new news on Gen V?

    The cover art for both, showing the two main legendaries have been released.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh my goodness this op

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    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Your bro just had his first, and so far only, thread locked. I'm hurting right now. I'm hurting.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    of what?

    I meant one of you twins

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    We must remain secret.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BugBoy is on the right.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    New pokethread. Same poketaste.

    Now with 100% more Team Rocket.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    New pokethread. Same poketaste.

    Now with 100% more Team Rocket.

    And all the nutrition of a RAGECANDYBAR

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood sweet times Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I was kind of surprised that there was a use for the rage candy bar.

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  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Isoldae wrote: »
    New pokethread. Same poketaste.

    Now with 100% more Team Rocket.

    And all the nutrition of a RAGECANDYBAR

    Also selling SLOWPOKETAILS

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Nirya wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Isoldae wrote: »
    New pokethread. Same poketaste.

    Now with 100% more Team Rocket.

    And all the nutrition of a RAGECANDYBAR

    Also selling SLOWPOKETAILS

    For the low, easily affordable price of 1,000,000

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • BrogeyBrogey Carrots Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    dangit

    my G Gundam themed pokemon thread OP was this close to being done
    You better get the next thread then!

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I want the next thread! And It will actually be good/have a real OP, I promise.

    (Hey, at least I set the record for shortest Pokemon thread. And worst first thread).

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pokemon is for babies and losers and baby losers

    and me

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my first thread, I pretended to be a girl who was thinking about stealing her recently deceased grandfather's coin collection to pay for an abortion

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    my first thread, I pretended to be a girl who was thinking about stealing her recently deceased grandfather's coin collection to pay for an abortion

    What?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pokemon is for babies and losers and baby losers

    therefore, it is for me

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • TskTsk Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    my first thread, I pretended to be a girl who was thinking about stealing her recently deceased grandfather's coin collection to pay for an abortion

    Uh huh, pretended.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood sweet times Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have a coin collection that includes HITLER'S NAZI GOLD

    or rather Nazi paper money. It's pretty cool!

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nirya wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Isoldae wrote: »
    New pokethread. Same poketaste.

    Now with 100% more Team Rocket.

    And all the nutrition of a RAGECANDYBAR

    Also selling SLOWPOKETAILS

    For the low, easily affordable price of 1,000,000

    Boy. Boy. Hey you boy. Come here.

    I want you to have a look at this pokemon.

    The king of all carp: a Magikarp!

    Edit:

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    my first thread, I pretended to be a girl who was thinking about stealing her recently deceased grandfather's coin collection to pay for an abortion

    What?

    it was my first post

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