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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    how many is several

    i want to be sure i'm in the clear

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    man, i'm just talking about looking at, not like, her show

    she's annoying as shit

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    an unreasonable amount

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    three babies? four babies?

    do toddlers count?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Toddlers count against your baby count.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pick a number

    does that number seem like too many babies to rape?

    well there you go

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I can't count that high

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood a real life angel remember one thingRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fari will rape all the babies

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Pretty sure it's real, it's from FHM.

    Lots of trimming though I suppose.

    It's from Maxim, and the joke is they were photoshopped pictures of chicks you want to see dressed up in that way but it would never happen in a billion years.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

    So you admit to raping babies, the only question is how many babies have you raped.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

    pro baby rape

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Like a bajillion lil babbies

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

    pro baby rape

    I think it is a platform that would bring in the swing vote.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i raped less babies than lost

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lost is raping babies err'day

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    From the title I thought this would be about Shrek

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well it briefly was about Rachel Ray so in a way that's pretty damn close.

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  • RageRage Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »

    That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.

    This, yes

    And she's married to Santa Claus. I mean c'mon.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rage wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »

    That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.

    This, yes

    And she's married to Santa Claus. I mean c'mon.

    santa who is also a fishing boat captain

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chef Ramsay is a fucking boss.

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hell's Kitchen doesn't seem to get very good quality of chefs, compared to other shows like Top Chef.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • RageRage Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

    It's not hard to make, it's just reallllly easy to screw up.

    Poor Mikey. I kind of liked him. He was a Dapper Dan man.

    Rage on
  • Shane_TyreeShane_Tyree Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Rage wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

    It's not hard to make, it's just reallllly easy to screw up.

    Poor Mikey. I kind of liked him. He was a Dapper Dan man.

    As easy as aioli?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Serious Ramsay's best appearance is on Conan during the last week of late night.

    Come on Norm!

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    Top Chef Masters finale tonight! Go, Susur!!

    I'll watch it after Chicago wins Lord Stanley's Cup. :)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

    I'm entirely too hairy

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

    I'm entirely too hairy

    I've dated Italian girls before

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

    I'm entirely too hairy

    Acceptable in Europe.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.
    My money's on Rick.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nooo, not Mikey. I am a sucker for guys like that. With all the tattoos and mohawks and inability to cook.

    If he could cook he'd just make me fatter :x

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh man!

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think Blue Jay is gonna win.

    Just saying.

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.
    My money's on Rick.
    That food was amazing, I wish they had spent more of the show's time featuring the preparation.

    Also, I felt either of the other 2 deserved to win more than the other guy. :(

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.
    My money's on Rick.
    That food was amazing, I wish they had spent more of the show's time featuring the preparation.

    Also, I felt either of the other 2 deserved to win more than the other guy. :(

    That complaint against Susur's precision, wasn't that fish cut by his sous?

    Marcus's food is pretty crazy though, I think he plays up the African angle a bit too much considering the ingredients in his food are top of the line and for the most part prohibitively expensive. Foie AND uni? Mannn.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bogey did you see sytycd

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    If that's So You Think You Can Dance, then no, I don't watch that show.

    Why do you ask? Was there something really cool that I missed?

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