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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    question:

    flowers at the house or flowers delivered to her work?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kyle if the gift is supposed to be iron, i would recommend an actual iron or a cast iron pan

    that way you can remember that anniversary as the misogny day

    we actually could use a new set of pans, but i dont want to get my ass kicked for giving her pans for our anniversary

    on the pans, leave a note that says "the kids and i are hungry. love, daddy kyle"

    :^:

    Actually I would find nothing wrong with a cast iron pan, but you know your wife!

    We did sod all for our first anniversary, though Mori was better than me and did get me a card. I guess that is the problem of having it at Christmas time!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    question:

    flowers at the house or flowers delivered to her work?
    Both?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    BRILLIANT!

    your kids can stop wearing their collars
    Well, you should still keep their proximity shockers on.

    their necks get so cramped with those and the bark collars

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    BRILLIANT!

    your kids can stop wearing their collars
    Well, you should still keep their proximity shockers on.

    let's not get ahead of ourselves, i would never imply this!

    also, work. or both.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    dont know where else to post this

    but this is amazing

    http://www.scoutingny.com/?p=2164

    let's go there on a rainy night and reenact scenes from bladerunner.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    dont know where else to post this

    but this is amazing

    http://www.scoutingny.com/?p=2164

    Yeah, I read that article about an hour ago, wanna meet that building.

  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    let's go there on a rainy night and reenact scenes from bladerunner.
    Natasha gets dibs on Pris

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    damn my dog is pesky

    good thing he is awfully lovable otherwise one way trip to the vet!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's lovely to read how dedicated the owners are to restoring the building!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My puppy absolutely hates other dogs unless he's at the dog park. It's okay to play with dogs there.

    I swear, if he weren't the cutest thing on the entire planet...

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    My puppy absolutely hates other dogs unless he's at the dog park. It's okay to play with dogs there.

    I swear, if he weren't the cutest thing on the entire planet...

    yeah, the other night i thought i could walk him without his lead so i just clipped his leash on and took him

    some dude is out there with his fufu dog not on a leash and my dog is straining to go over there, and then fufu dog runs over barking and i'm just standing there trying to hold 120 lbs of dogtard back

    incredibly frustrating.

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Today is excellent, getting my name change BS all taken care of while powering through email at work. Not entirely unexpected, but the credit card company is the only one who isn't letting me change it via phone/fax :p
    Callius wrote: »
    question:

    flowers at the house or flowers delivered to her work?
    Both?

    Good plan! Maybe cut flowers at work and a live plant at home?

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Name change BS?

    Also, I like the idea of a live plant. Possibly do a live plant at both work and home. I know Natasha, at least, would MUCH rather get a living plant than cut flowers any day of the week.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Today is excellent, getting my name change BS all taken care of while powering through email at work. Not entirely unexpected, but the credit card company is the only one who isn't letting me change it via phone/fax :p
    Callius wrote: »
    question:

    flowers at the house or flowers delivered to her work?
    Both?

    Good plan! Maybe cut flowers at work and a live plant at home?

    are you becoming legally mononymous, Usagi?

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  • Nick SoapdishNick Soapdish Registered User
    edited June 2010
  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Name change BS?

    Also, I like the idea of a live plant. Possibly do a live plant at both work and home. I know Natasha, at least, would MUCH rather get a living plant than cut flowers any day of the week.

    My divorce was finalized last week and I now get to do hoopla to get my maiden last name back

    And I love the beauty of cut flowers, but plants have a lot more longevity and much less waste

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    so i got all my work for the day done

    and my boss just left for lunch

    i don't know what to do

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    do the work for tomorrow

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    take initiative, do something. clean the room, organize your desk, come up with ideas for clients, improve upon your existing work, etc.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey usagi



    ...

    nice

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Send many many flowers.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    take initiative, do something. clean the room, organize your desk, come up with ideas for clients, improve upon your existing work, etc.

    the room is disorganized as all get out but i can't really do anything about that, really

    I don't have a desk of my own

    I also don't have any clients to come up with ideas for

    and all my work is perfect

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hi Swill.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    basically we don't have any more jobs that we've been hired to do besides what i've already done

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    learn how to suck your own wang

    document on webcam

    post to facebook

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    learn how to suck your own wang

    document on webcam

    post to facebook

    how do you think i got this job?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    scratch that idea then

    i know, it wasn't even original

    poop into your own mouth

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hi Swill.

    what is goin on

    we will be doing pax this year?

  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    scratch that idea then

    i know, it wasn't even original

    poop into your own mouth
    You're uninventive.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Start gunning for his job!

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    hey usagi



    ...

    nice

    <3

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Hi Swill.

    what is goin on

    we will be doing pax this year?

    I will be unable. Flights, rooming, etc. is expensive. That and PAX is right after school starts. And I still need to buy some furniture/home stuff for our house.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    scratch that idea then

    i know, it wasn't even original

    poop into your own mouth

    amateur, DL, I really expect better from you

    I want a new idea on my desk tomorrow morning

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    take initiative, do something. clean the room, organize your desk, come up with ideas for clients, improve upon your existing work, etc.

    the room is disorganized as all get out but i can't really do anything about that, really

    I don't have a desk of my own

    I also don't have any clients to come up with ideas for

    and all my work is perfect

    your company is a client.

    think of new ways you can help your company out.

    think of a marketing idea, some up with an idea and design a print piece. do you your boss' business cards suck? design a new one and see what he thinks.

    take initiative and show that you are excited and ambitious when working there.

    he comes back and sees you fiddling with your belly button you aren't going to have a job for long.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs he's like 13, go easy on him

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GG I like your av/sig.

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    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    im just saying, dude has a Real Job(TM) now, needs to learn that you cant dick around for long or else you get canned.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    take initiative, do something. clean the room, organize your desk, come up with ideas for clients, improve upon your existing work, etc.

    the room is disorganized as all get out but i can't really do anything about that, really

    I don't have a desk of my own

    I also don't have any clients to come up with ideas for

    and all my work is perfect

    your company is a client.

    think of new ways you can help your company out.

    think of a marketing idea, some up with an idea and design a print piece. do you your boss' business cards suck? design a new one and see what he thinks.

    take initiative and show that you are excited and ambitious when working there.

    he comes back and sees you fiddling with your belly button you aren't going to have a job for long.

    I don't even know if we have business cards

    but i took out the trash and started tidying up, so i hope this'll keep me busy

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  • XyyzXyyz Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Man. I am so glad I'm never going to get a real job.

    It sounds like the worst thing in the entire world.

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