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Shit That Smells Good (not actual shit)

Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself.Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Do you wear things that make you smell better?
What smells do you like on other people?

Anyone you know that smells like, super bad, all the time?

I haven't been into perfume in a long time, but I ordered some perfume oil samples off BPAL and am oddly excited about it. I used to wear all the celebrity scents as a teenager. J.Lo's "Glow" and Britney Spears' "Curious" were definitely up there. My mom wears White Diamonds by Elisabeth Taylor and it's the worst thing ever.

I try to keep things like my deodorants/body washes unscented, because I usually hate the scents they come in. My armpits do not need to smell like The Colors of the Wind or whatever. My hair products always smell like something, so I can't avoid that. I wish I could find a laundry detergent that didn't smell like ass.

My boyfriend wears Old Spice deodorant and that always smells good.

I don't know anyone that smells terrible. Sometimes, a homeless person on the train smells pretty bad.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE OLFACTORY

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I saw some fucking Star Trek-themed cologne in Borders yesterday

    because when a nerd decides he should smell good for the ladies, he shouldn't have to make too big of a leap

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i like the smell of strawberries and chocolate. i have strawberry body wash for everyday use and also this gingerbread bodywash i use for days when i need cheering up.

    i also like the smell of waffles

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I saw some fucking Star Trek-themed cologne in Borders yesterday

    because when a nerd decides he should smell good for the ladies, he shouldn't have to make too big of a leap
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I smell sex and candy

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The best smell is cooking onions. I love that.

    Alternatively, anything baking smells lovely as well.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the only thing i use consistently that has a scent is this deliciously minty face protector

    it wears off in about thirty seconds but i guess that's a good thing unless i wanted to go around smelling a bit like toothpaste

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The best smell is cooking onions. I love that.

    Alternatively, anything baking smells lovely as well.

    Garlic and basil cooking is my favorite.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't wear anything when I am in heat.



    I am in heat all the time.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    The best smell is cooking onions. I love that.

    Alternatively, anything baking smells lovely as well.

    Garlic and basil cooking is my favorite.

    Basil always smells awesome. I should really just keep bunches of fresh herbs in little vases lying around. It would look weird, sure-but my house would smell great.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    I use lysol to get rid of my vaginal stank.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/ is like my favorite thing ever

    I use some of their stuff when I want to smell great

    Coyote, Nyarlathotep, Hades, and Dorian are my current favorites.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    brb Lysoling my vagina
    Straightzi wrote: »
    So http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/ is like my favorite thing ever

    I use some of their stuff when I want to smell great

    Coyote, Nyarlathotep, Hades, and Dorian are my current favorites.

    I ordered samples of Bengal, Belle Epoque, Hermia, and Black Pearl. I like shit with vanilla in it. Can't wait to get up all on that vanilla.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    brb Lysoling my vagina

    too late Sara you've been LOCKED OUT

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    And that's pretty much it

    I don't own any cologne

    maybe I should get some

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  • KrubicksCubeKrubicksCube Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If we're talking people: Almond and Vanilla stuff always smells good I think (and super manly as well! *thumbs up*).

    When they make a cinnamon cologne/perfume I will be a happy person.

    I remember there was a kid in my high school that had legendary BO. I had a few classes in the same room and it would stick around for at least an hour after his departure.

    ...I also like the smell of rain.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    brb Lysoling my vagina

    too late Sara you've been LOCKED OUT

    CURSE MY IGNORANCE AND INHIBITIONS

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    brb Lysoling my vagina

    too late Sara you've been LOCKED OUT

    CURSE MY IGNORANCE AND INHIBITIONS

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    the scent of gang rape

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    DON'T FORGET THE WAFFLE FRIES

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BITCH WAIT FOR MY REQUEST

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
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    the scent of gang rape

    but that's just the same guy more than once

    like that bit in the watchmen

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    hahaha wow

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
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    the scent of gang rape

    but that's just the same guy more than once

    like that bit in the watchmen

    Yeah, but still...

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    i like the smell of strawberries and chocolate. i have strawberry body wash for everyday use and also this gingerbread bodywash i use for days when i need cheering up.

    i also like the smell of waffles

    my god

    Lostwords, just come out and say it already!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    man i have to scroll past all these pictures real fast because i'm in the library and people would totally look over my shoulder and then question why i was looking up rape scenes

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    i like the smell of strawberries and chocolate. i have strawberry body wash for everyday use and also this gingerbread bodywash i use for days when i need cheering up.

    i also like the smell of waffles

    my god

    Seriously, he has to have a vagina and be bad at math.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think the greatest smell on earth is waffle-cones. You know, like at ice cream booths at amusement parks and shit.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vanilla spells good

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yeah, the newer old spice brands sure beat the original

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vanilla spells good

    Isn't it ironic...doncha think.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    even if you make the argument they're going after the AXE body spray model of male scents they sure as hell ain't anywhere near as heavy or tacky smelling

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i like the smell of strawberries and chocolate. i have strawberry body wash for everyday use and also this gingerbread bodywash i use for days when i need cheering up.

    i also like the smell of waffles

    my god

    Seriously, he has to have a vagina and be bad at math.

    Hunter, I figured you'd be all over that post!

    Second page, tsk tsk. You're slipping up!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i like the smell of strawberries and chocolate. i have strawberry body wash for everyday use and also this gingerbread bodywash i use for days when i need cheering up.

    i also like the smell of waffles

    my god

    Seriously, he has to have a vagina and be bad at math.

    Hunter, I figured you'd be all over that post!

    Second page, tsk tsk. You're slipping up!

    I can't believe I missed it too.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My girlfriend loves it when I use oldspice body wash. It actually smells pretty good nowadays.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Vanilla spells good

    Isn't it ironic...doncha think.

    I swear it was intentional

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Axe spray stinks but some of the roll-on stuff is tasteful

    The real key is the good-smelling conditioner

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm still of the opinion that axe usually doesn't smell BAD

    people just use way too goddamn much of it. And it seems to be famous for overuse

    like any cologne, it should be used in moderation

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