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[Mini-phalla] Cyberpunk - The Posthuman Order wins!

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King arf arf Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kay wrote: »
    Christ, I hope [strike]at least one[/strike] all of you died a messy death.

    Fixed

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Day Five: The Collapse

    "Gentlemen. I think we all know why we are here."

    "Of course we bloody do. Our businesses are in peril. What the hell is going on out there?"

    "We... don't know. All of our stock has been purchased, and drone-shipped before we could prevent it."

    "Same here."

    "And here. Bastard fucking robots, I knew they'd be the end of us."

    "Don't look at me - we're having just as much trouble as you all are."

    The CEO of Postdyne reclined in his chair after speaking.

    "I think we know that this is serious. Even our communications channels have been compromised. When have we ever had a face-to-face meeting, with all of us present?"

    "It's a novelty, I'll grant."

    "I think we all know what this is due to, as well. Martin Vigil and his bastard machinations."

    Vigil's nephew looked down at his templed fingers.

    "He's been... dealt with, shall we say."

    "We're not idiots, we know you killed him. The question is; what was in those centre servers?"

    "We all were searching for them. Trying to open them."

    "What have we unleashed?"

    "Gentlemen. I do not know. All I do know is this; we need to outfit our employees with the best we can provide. We need to hunt down whatever it is that we've freed."

    "I have a few prototype weapons I've been saving," the ZenonAuto CEO intoned; "I will provide access to them for all of you. Make sure that whichever of your employees get hold of them are on our damn side, though, yes?"

    "Terms we can all agree with, I think. One last thing, gentlemen."

    "Yes?"

    "This is not an alliance. I still want to watch you all burn."

    "Rest assured the feeling is mutual."

    Day Four Dead:
    Shushnik, member of ZenonAuto - Mysteriously disappeared
    Alegis, member of [strike]ZenonAuto[/strike] Vigint - Obliterated by a malfunctioning military satellite
    Gumpy, member of [strike]EG[/strike] Macroware - Shot by a sniper
    warban, member of EG - Shot by a sniper and punched in the face repeatedly
    Phyphor, member of [strike]Vigint[/strike] ZenonAuto - Punched to death

    Alegis may not be resurrected.

    The Resurrected:
    Shalmelo

    Something strange is happening.
    The following weapons and items are now sold out:
    Spoiler:

    The Corporations feel they are under threat, and are allowing you to choose one of the following weapons for free today. Please note that access to your free weapon will require a rigorous security check. If, for some reason, you think you might fail it, it would be best to not attempt to obtain a free weapon.

    DEW Gauntlets - 60 unarmed damage, counts as an augmentation for stealth purposes
    Caliburnus-Class Plasma Blade - 100 melee damage, cannot be destroyed
    Seburo C-26 - 120 ranged damage, ignores determination perks
    Bythos GEP Gun - 150 explosive damage, ignores stealth

    Recognising that some might be on the less trustworthy side, various black markets are also selling a few weapons to those interested:

    Neural Gauntlet (400c) - 40 unarmed damage, counts as an augmentation for stealth purposes
    Injector Blade (400c) - Cuts target's maximum HP in half for the night.
    Powered Cestus (600c) - 60 melee damage
    Antique Colt Revolver (800c) - 80 ranged damage
    "Slayer" Rocket Launcher (1000c) - 100 explosive damage, cannot be countered

    Augmentations
    Insulated Dermis (200c) - Prevents stun


    Day five has now begun. It will end in approximately twenty-three hours, at midnight BST.

    Updated PMs should be out within two hours.

  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well I think it's obvious what's going on here. Whatever dumb son of a goose hacked A9 let out the AI, and now it's going to fucking kill us all. Some people may have even been turned to its side, as some sort of Delayed Mafia.

    Paranoia.

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ...hmm

    I asked TheLaw to bandwagon Alegis. Instead we got the Shushnikwagon.

    What's the deal with Alegis, Law?

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    ...hmm

    I asked TheLaw to bandwagon Alegis. Instead we got the Shushnikwagon.

    What's the deal with Alegis, Law?

    I explained that to you already, some people voted for Shushnik, making it easier to put the vote there. What's the deal?

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You're one of the ones who cracked A9, is the deal

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Really, Ringo? I heard that it was Shushnik that got in there, and that's why he was wagonned of the band.

    Also, ZA is in a pretty sorry state now, ain't it?

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    You're one of the ones who cracked A9, is the deal

    Actually it seems like you are, you went into A9. You said so yourself.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have more than enough bullets for all of you, you just gotta be patient

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    I have more than enough bullets for all of you, you just gotta be patient

    So, you're trying to kill everyone, Ringo?

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    You're one of the ones who cracked A9, is the deal

    Actually it seems like you are, you went into A9. You said so yourself.

    I also vigged kime.

    But really, you know that I know that you know that your spies know this isn't true. (awesome) I'm willing to admit that I was way too lax about my build and actions on the first two days.

    I guess if you don't know then you have horrible spies!

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    I have more than enough bullets for all of you, you just gotta be patient

    So, you're trying to kill everyone, Ringo?

    I like to aim high

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    All updates should now be out. Let me know if I've forgotten about you.

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Also, I'm entering Grid A9. Assuming I survive and my wish is granted, this game just got a whole lot more fun.

    Seriously, why is this in question?

    Ringo

  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo

    why didn't you geese just murder him last night

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well, I guess if everyone votes me off, they vote me off. But if they want to hit someone who may have actually been in A9, and thus maybe responsible for Alegis' death then they should probably target someone who's actually built as a hacker.

    Which is funny, Reg, you being a member of Vigint with your bonus level of hacker perk... what orders did you submit yesterday?

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Ringo

    why didn't you geese just murder him last night

    And the EG hacker chimes in.

    Seriously, if you don't know my build, what have you been doing all game?

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    chillin'

    chillin'

    mindin' my business

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    A note regarding the security check.

    If you are ultimately working for a Corporation, you will pass it.

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey guys. Was I asleep? What happened?


    So, anything interesting going on?

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Hey guys. Was I asleep? What happened?


    So, anything interesting going on?

    Well the global economy has just collapsed due to some goose buying everything. A sky laser just ate a Shadowrunner. The Black Market is now in full swing. The Corps are feeling threatend enough to have their RnD departments put the heads together to get some batshit crazy weapons. And then just hand them out if they feel you are loyal.

    So, no, not really.

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am tempting fate!


    Fate has a steam roller, ohhh nooooooooooo

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Ia! Ia! Infidel fhtaghn!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Ia! Ia! Infidel fhtaghn!

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    :^:

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Well, I guess if everyone votes me off, they vote me off. But if they want to hit someone who may have actually been in A9, and thus maybe responsible for Alegis' death then they should probably target someone who's actually built as a hacker.

    Which is funny, Reg, you being a member of Vigint with your bonus level of hacker perk... what orders did you submit yesterday?

    My orders for last night consisted of my entering Z7, so I am aware of the remaining members of ZenonAuto. Not that it matters much...

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah, I've noticed

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm totally OK with TheLawinator as collateral damage.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    OooooOoooOooooooooOoo


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    OOooOooooOooooOooOoo

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Due to it being Father's Day and me actually having a fairly important deadline for tomorrow, today's vote close has been pushed back by 24 hours.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    Due to it being Father's Day and me actually having a fairly important deadline for tomorrow, today's vote close has been pushed back by 24 hours.

    translation: burnage is getting drunk to celebrate his daddy

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ain't that how everyone celebrates their daddies

    or try to forget them

    glug glug glug

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King arf arf Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Awww come here Simon

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That is the most unhappy joking-about post I have ever seen.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Just to reaffirm; today will close in approximately 24 hours.

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanks Burnage! This made today much more pleasant

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I await the inevitable shenanigans with of this vote close/update with glee.

    GLEE, I SAY.

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I vigged the thread. Good game, everyone!

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Simonwolf might be a better decision.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • edited June 2010
    OOoOOooOOoOoOOooOOO

    How the hell am I going to pick which grudge to follow in subsequent games, when you're all a bunch of *%$?@!s?

    OOoOOooOOoOoOOooOOO

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