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Re: [Mini - Phalla] Hunter - Praise Caine! [Mafia Victory]

LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher KingThe AcademyRegistered User regular
edited June 2010 in Critical Failures
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Clayton, New Mexico is a small town. Tourists come through sometimes from Texas. It's a town where all the residents know each other, or think they do. When the first body, that of Cindy Smith, was found just outside of town, there was a town wide mourning. A week later, Mark Grady went missing. Two days after that, his body was seen in the morning hanging from a light post in the middle of town. No one could figure out how he got up there. What's weirder is that his body was found entirely drained of blood. Suddenly, everyone was talking.

“It was Pete, there was that night...”

“The Hernandezes are always making those weird noises...”

“I ain't seen Joe in church for a month...”

George MacElroy was the first person to be accused of the murders. He lived on the outskirts of town, and everyone always thought he was a bit strange. George was arrested and held in the town jail. It only took one day for a mob to form outside the building, and instead of starting a riot, the Sheriff stood by and allowed the town to hang George. Then Esmerelda Gutierrez was taken in the night from her home. Her body was found partially dismembered the next day and set in front of the statue in the town square. Things have quickly spiraled out of control. It's mob rule now.

Rebecca Sutherland and her two kids tried to leave town and her van was found not far away, with blood and gore caking the inside. Painted on the side of the van was “Don't run.” Randall Smith tried to leave on foot. His body was found nailed to his front door, his feet severed. Running isn't an option. A few tourists have come through town, but most of them have left quickly. Frightened animals can sense danger it seems.

You are the mob. Find the person or persons responsible for these grisly murders. You can't count on the Sheriff to do this, you have to do it yourselves.


What's going on here

A mini phalla, for 25 people

Phalla? Sounds like phallic

Yes, it does. The forum's version of the party game, Mafia. See here for more details. General rules apply, including no anonymous contact between players, direct quoting of role PMs, etc. I don't care about paraphrasing role PMs. If you set up an off-site proboard, please PM me the link to it.

Every day you must vote for a player who you wish to have eliminated. Please !vote in red and !retract in lime. Retractions are not necessary; only your last vote will be counted.

Days will end at 6pm PDT so as to embrace our GMT friends

Mechanical Considerations

So, this being my second phalla, I am getting a little crazy. There are many different roles in this phalla.

Activity Requirements

Two posts per day, including one post for voting. Make it happen. There will be replacement upon one night of inactivity.

Player List

1. Aegis
2. Ringo - Beaten to death by an enraged woman
3. Dunadan019 - Head Squished
4. Extermatott - Beaten by the mob
5. Jdarksun - Executed by the mob
6. Mr. Defecation
7. Lucedes - Throat ripped out and crushed by rebar
8. OptimusZed
9. Capfalcon - Neck snapped
10. TheLawinator - Put into a coma
11. garroad_ran
12. The Anonymous
13. Toxic Toys - Smited
14. Fiaryn - Crushed by a thrown car
15. JaysonFour - Killed by the mob
16. Ultarune
17. Orange Soda - Beaten by the motel man,assaulted by an enraged woman
18. Arivia - Organ's removed and hung on a wall
19. Cj Iwakura
20. His Corkiness - Lynched by the town
21. Hippie - beaten by an enraged woman
22. Erich Zahn - Replaced by Rawkking Goodguy
23. Minor Second - Dismembered by hand
24. Samurai6966 - Head removed
25. Cynic Jester

Reserves

1. Alegis
2. Rawwking Goodguy
3.
4.
5.

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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Signup!

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    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !Signup

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    sign up

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You should put a link to this in the phalla signup thread, Lfhx

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sign Up

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !signs upppppppppppp

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !signature

    i really ought to stop playing these things

    but i can't!

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !Let's smoke some zombies/vampires/werewolves!

    OptimusZed on
    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !reserve up

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !Network Zero is the coolest.

    Just sayin'

    Yes, I know this isn't the Vigil. It's still the coolest

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sign up

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sign up!

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have a new avatar, just so you all know

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sign UP

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    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !RIP AND TEAR

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !Sign up.

    Hopefully I last longer in this one than I did in the main...

    JaysonFour on
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    I can has cheezburger, yes?
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    UltaruneUltarune Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sign Up

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !signup

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have a new avatar, just so you all know

    Excellent. It's like the Pepsi to kime's coke.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    !Sign up.

    Hopefully I last longer in this one than I did in the main...

    And you're the one complaining?

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mechanical Considerations

    So, this being my second phalla, I am getting a little crazy. There are many different roles in this phalla.

    Are conversions, thralls, or Vlads in play?

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Mechanical Considerations

    So, this being my second phalla, I am getting a little crazy. There are many different roles in this phalla.

    Are conversions, thralls, or Vlads in play?

    Denied

    No

    I don't know what that is, so probably not. Unless Burnage plays, then there will be one Vlad, him.

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    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Are conversions, thralls, or Vlads in play?

    Denied

    No

    I don't know what that is, so probably not.

    I'll ask that part another way, then: Are all players masoned together to start the game guaranteed to share win conditions?
    Homing Vlads came from a character that started masoned with the mafia but had an alternate win condition to kill off all the mafia...

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Are their millers and/or death millers?

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    signup for hunter forums

    Arivia on
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    Are conversions, thralls, or Vlads in play?

    Denied

    No

    I don't know what that is, so probably not.

    I'll ask that part another way, then: Are all players masoned together to start the game guaranteed to share win conditions?
    Homing Vlads came from a character that started masoned with the mafia but had an alternate win condition to kill off all the mafia...

    I see, then no, there are no Vlads

    No death millers.

    LoserForHireX on
    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This isn't Vigil, but I'll still !sign up.


    Do we get access to Hunter.net?

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !Signup

    Haven't played a phalla in a long time. Itchin' for some mob justice, though.

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    HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sign

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !I want to cut monsters up and [REDACTED] with the parts.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "The first known Vlad role was, well, Vlad, from Burnage's Max Payne, who had a secret win condition to kill his teammates, and could kill one of them mid-day by planting an explosive. "

    - Also known as orange soda. Also got seer'd DAY 1 by spectral spork. The amount of glorious that that game was excites me to this day....

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    This isn't Vigil, but I'll still !sign up.


    Do we get access to Hunter.net?

    I'm running Vigil for the first time for some people on #mafia. So goooooooood. Soooooo good. I forgot how much I'd missed the nWoD.

    Arivia on
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !Are we boned?

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    !Are we boned?
    They've got centuries of infrastructure and a variety of superhuman powers, we've got shotguns and pluck.

    What do you think?

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SO BONED.

    Fiaryn on
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    UltaruneUltarune Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vote Jdarksun via random number generator in case day 1 is started today, as some phalla runners do, and I don't wake up by 6 p.m. PDT. This is my only day off this week and I might sleep in. Hope this doesn't get me day 1ed :(.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ultarune wrote: »
    Vote Jdarksun via random number generator in case day 1 is started today, as some phalla runners do, and I don't wake up by 6 p.m. PDT. This is my only day off this week and I might sleep in. Hope this doesn't get me day 1ed :(.

    Day 1 should last at least 24 hours no matter when it starts. You're fine.

    Arivia on
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    Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey are you playing a phalla?

    I like to play phalla.

    Sign me up then.

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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !reserve up

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Loser, you have a smooth tongue.

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