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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    The answer is that you don't.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    The answer is go see a doctor about getting it taken off. Also the doctor is going to call the cops.

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  • chromdomchromdom Registered User regular
    You can't. Apparently you also can't stand. Won't come off without a doctor's help, the inventor sez, hopefully leading to more rape convictions.

    EDIT: Dammit!

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    You haven't lived until you've fucked a hole in the ground till you died.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    By "doctor's help" do they mean "a man with a scalpel"?

  • chromdomchromdom Registered User regular
    PI? How'd you get it off?

    Darmak wrote: »
    You haven't lived until you've fucked a hole in the ground till you died.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    PI? How'd you get it off?

    Retractable penis.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    *Taps nose*

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    PI? How'd you get it off?

    detachable penis.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    I'd have posted the video if I knew who sang that song.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    same here

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    i need to find a

    new vagina

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    Anyways, so, yeah, that's how I gets mine.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    I called my dad today after minimal contact for a couple months. He all but hung up on me. It's about what I expected, and about what I deserve, but that doesn't make it any easier.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    whelp

    :(

    if you want you can have mine!(hes kind of a dick :?)

    3DS: 3093 - 7107 - 5265 Steam: VALVeJunkie XBL/PSN: ValveJunky
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  • XaquinXaquin Registered User regular
    I'm going to be a dad again in about 4 weeks

    I'm pretty nervous

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm going to be a dad again in about 4 weeks

    I'm pretty nervous

    Aww congratulations :D

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    I am late to the party here (wound up spending Father's Day with Javen and my mom), but I called my daddy and we talked for a bit, which is good. We don't talk nearly enough (there's not much to talk about, I think!). But he did make a mention that I should call him more often, which means HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CALL HIM ENOUGH because he's not the type to really nag about that kind of thing.

    So I felt bad but I promised I'd try to call on Sundays, since I know we're both off work.

    Also his custom Father's Day presents won't be there until July, which is kind of a bummer, but at least he knows I got him something.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    I don't speak with my father

    I totally forgot father's day was a thing

    Happy Fathers Day forum dads!

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Sheri I will get you the blessing to buy an iPad for your birthday.

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

    why not? at this rate i'll be able to field my own softball team. or was that too chauvinistic?

    (and happy bday sheri)

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

    why not? at this rate i'll be able to field my own softball team. or was that too chauvinistic?

    (and happy bday sheri)

    I'd play on your softball team for an iPad.

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

    why not? at this rate i'll be able to field my own softball team. or was that too chauvinistic?

    (and happy bday sheri)

    I'd play on your softball team for an iPad.

    i may have to buy these in bulk, it seems.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

    I'm scheduled till five but I can probably slip out early.

    Just give me the place where the stool is at, and I'll be there.

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

    I'm scheduled till five but I can probably slip out early.

    Just give me the place where the stool is at, and I'll be there.

    is sterling too far for you? i've had it in my mind to sit outside at sweetwaters. or clyde's in RTC?

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    stool means poop


    hee hee

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    stool means poop


    hee hee

    So when he offered to push in my stool he meant o_O

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

    I'm scheduled till five but I can probably slip out early.

    Just give me the place where the stool is at, and I'll be there.

    is sterling too far for you? i've had it in my mind to sit outside at sweetwaters. or clyde's in RTC?

    Well, Reston Town Center is right around the corner from me, but Sweetwaters is not too far either. If that's where you want to go, I can make it there no problem.

  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    Aww cad and NaS have a date

    How cute

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    how about you guys wait until tomorrow when I am driving all our stuff to alexandria because I will need a beer after a 15 hour drive let me tell you.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter passive-aggressive raven Registered User regular
    my dad has been dead for

    8 years now

    shit sucks bros

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    ok, let's do clyde's RTC then. langly, i have no issue with a repeat this week to welcome you to the area. in fact, i'm tempted to take you to finn and porter in alex. nas knows the place.

    and not just because of the exquisite port, either. no sir.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    how about you guys wait until tomorrow when I am driving all our stuff to alexandria because I will need a beer after a 15 hour drive let me tell you.

    Alexandria is farther out.

    Are you just moving here? I thought you lived around here already?

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    No, I live in Alabama. I went up to alexandria earlier this summer to scope out apartments and made a post about it in the jobs thread, that might be what you are thinking of. I'm going to school at marymount, so that's why I recognized the places you were talking about.

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