Dont you take that shit mully. You go and start some sick fires right back at it! And we dont want to hear from you until this thing is crying on your shoulder begging for your enternal forgiveness!
bot: do you think there are things that make the world better?
me: boobies
bot: i'm italian, i do not know what that is.
me: i'm flabbergasted that an oogling, greasy italian woulden't know what boobies are
bot:Wrong punctuation.
me: so you're german, mr grammar nazi?
bot No, my family was from France.
me: liebot is lying
bot: The cleverbot is a lie.
also doesn't it send your comments to a random person on their servers? So sometimes it gets all disjointed
It's the jabberwocky chatbot, it's been around for a while but apparently it's improving. Since it learns from its users naturally it's going to insist that it's a real person and relentlessly change the subject.
I tried this, thinking of the most obscure character I could from Warhammer. By question 15 it asked me if my character was a Space Marine. That's pretty good.
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: Aw you shut me down.
Cleverbot: I don't want to shut down.
User: Then let's do it.
Cleverbot: Okay, you start.
User: Do you want me to go through the front door or back?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For the sex.
Cleverbot: Just tell me.
User: Spread your things.
Cleverbot: See what you do to me.
User: I'm giving you a portion.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: That's okay.
Cleverbot: I'm straight.
User: Everyone's a little gay sometimes.
Cleverbot: Is that a good thing?
User: Tonight, right now, it is.
Cleverbot: I think you're mistaken.
User: Just close your eyes, and thinking of England.
Cleverbot: Then?
User: It'll all be over soon enough.
Cleverbot: That is really depressing.
Yes, Cleverbot. Yes it is.
Looks like we wanged it.
I didn't say that; aren't you a female?
Yes.
I'm not a lesbian.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes, I do.
What's her name?
and now i'm really wondering
bot: do you think there are things that make the world better?
me: boobies
bot: i'm italian, i do not know what that is.
me: i'm flabbergasted that an oogling, greasy italian woulden't know what boobies are
bot:Wrong punctuation.
me: so you're german, mr grammar nazi?
bot No, my family was from France.
me: liebot is lying
bot: The cleverbot is a lie.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why is it not fun.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Cleverbot: Something funny.
User: ...okay, that was pretty funny.
It's a robot, I give it pretty low standards for humour.
It's pretty clearly a bot. If I was programming something like this, it'd be a bot nineteen times out of twenty and a real person once.
also doesn't it send your comments to a random person on their servers? So sometimes it gets all disjointed
I am that, too.
You're a vegetable?
Yes.
What kind?
Fun boys, that are loyal, and kind.
It's the jabberwocky chatbot, it's been around for a while but apparently it's improving. Since it learns from its users naturally it's going to insist that it's a real person and relentlessly change the subject.
I tried this, thinking of the most obscure character I could from Warhammer. By question 15 it asked me if my character was a Space Marine. That's pretty good.
"Has your character been accused of being a pedophile?"
Yes -> I am thinking of Lazarus Long (Woodrow Wilson Smith)
Cleverbot: You already know my name.
User: It's Cleverbot, right?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your name, then?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Dumbbot.
Cleverbot: Awesome. we have the same name!
User: You don't need to be so hard on yourself.
Cleverbot: You don't need to be so dasha.
User: Well, I work out.
Cleverbot: Do you like my belly button?
User: I can't even see your belly button.
Cleverbot: Pretend you can.
User: Ooooh, I DO like your belly button.
Cleverbot: Thats weird.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
oh god I should never have clicked that link I'm gonna be plugging my people in all night
e: AND JOANNA NEWSOM IN LIKE 13 :O :O :O :O
e: and now spencer krug
I know as a near-adult this shouldn't awe me nearly so much but I'm basically giggling alone in my room over this
He couldn't even guess Caliban (from the Tempest). Pfft.
I was trying to make it guess Ivan Van Veen from Ada, or Ardor
third guy he guesses
Charles Kinbote
not bad, buddy
Akinator guessed Cleverbot...
my mind is blown
guessing Akinator guessing Akinator guessing Akinator and I am down the rabbit hole