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LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
edited June 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    10 pounds of fail in a 5 pound bag

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  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dude, Ludious. That's awful.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem I've got waffles and I've got beerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    matt has a problem on
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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    When someone asks you, if you are a God, you say YES!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That said, using a book as a code is a fun idea for a D&D puzzle.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ghostbusters is never awful

    NEVER

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  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my fiancee has never seen ghostbusters

    i work this into as many conversations as possible

    Arch on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    That said, using a book as a code is a fun idea for a D&D puzzle.

    what a typical book cipher?

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited June 2010
    I was expecting [chat]spergers.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I probably watched ghostbusters 50 times as a kid.

    Smurph on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Once more into the breach Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    one of the reasons i don't get along well with neckbeardy mega-nerds is despite our shared hobbies, i don't have the same social problems they do

    so, they see a guy who is sociable, charismatic, attractive, and popular

    who still plays dungeons & dragons and collects Transformers

    and in their heads they're like "huff puff this is not fair i gave up being cool when i decided to be a nerd US GAMERS HAVE AN IDENTITY"
    I have never met a person who has said that.

    Oh I sure have. We tend to chase them away from PA because they like to create introductory threads, as if their joining was some kind of homecoming. And when a post starts with "as a gamer", the blood is in the water.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    my fiancee has never seen ghostbusters

    i work this into as many conversations as possible
    "...which is why I've accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior."

    "You know, speaking of people who don't die when they're supposed to, you know my fiancee has never seen Ghostbusters?"

    "That's not....I mean...."

    "I KNOW IT'S CRAZY RIGHT??"

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010

    That whole segment is comedy gold.
    Chanus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    In my day it was the bubonic plague. All the kids claimed to have it, and used it as an excuse to get out of P.E.

    An excuse to get out of P.E.? Man that was often the part of the day I looked forward to.

    I made a deal with my Sophomore-year Gym teacher that if I aced Health, I didn't need to participate in P.E.

    I think it was more I would look for any excuse to get out of doing anything.

    And that I'm a giant fucking nerd.

    For me it was that I hit my growth spurt early. So while I was a nerd, I was a 6ft nerd in the 6th grade. So it meant that for a lot of sports we played, I had either a height or size advantage. Admittedly sometimes it caused me to be a dumb ass, like the time I body checked my gym teacher while playing floor hockey.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    This better than spoiler [chat].

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  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    my fiancee has never seen ghostbusters

    i work this into as many conversations as possible
    "...which is why I've accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior."

    "You know, speaking of people who don't die when they're supposed to, you know my fiancee has never seen Ghostbusters?"

    "That's not....I mean...."

    "I KNOW IT'S CRAZY RIGHT??"

    that is stunningly accurate

    Arch on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ghostbusters taught me everything I know about life

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    one of the reasons i don't get along well with neckbeardy mega-nerds is despite our shared hobbies, i don't have the same social problems they do

    so, they see a guy who is sociable, charismatic, attractive, and popular

    who still plays dungeons & dragons and collects Transformers

    and in their heads they're like "huff puff this is not fair i gave up being cool when i decided to be a nerd US GAMERS HAVE AN IDENTITY"
    I have never met a person who has said that.

    Oh I sure have. We tend to chase them away from PA because they like to create introductory threads, as if their joining was some kind of homecoming. And when a post starts with "as a gamer", the blood is in the water.

    one of the reasons I like the PA community is that, outside of G&T, it doesn't pull the "US GAMERS" bullshit so much

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  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ghostbusters taught me everything I know about life

    specifically, that there is no dana

    Arch on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ghostbusters taught me everything I know about life

    Everything in life canbe solved by a portable nuclear reactor that shoots lasers?

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  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck nobody said it was easy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    these are some bad chats

    2vkaxrc.jpg

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  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    In my day it was the bubonic plague. All the kids claimed to have it, and used it as an excuse to get out of P.E.

    An excuse to get out of P.E.? Man that was often the part of the day I looked forward to.

    I made a deal with my Sophomore-year Gym teacher that if I aced Health, I didn't need to participate in P.E.

    I think it was more I would look for any excuse to get out of doing anything.

    And that I'm a giant fucking nerd.

    For me it was that I hit my growth spurt early. So while I was a nerd, I was a 6ft nerd in the 6th grade. So it meant that for a lot of sports we played, I had either a height or size advantage. Admittedly sometimes it caused me to be a dumb ass, like the time I body checked my gym teacher while playing floor hockey.

    Yeah, I hit my growth spurt around 11 or 12, so I was 6'3" in Seventh Grade... but I also still only weighed 130lbs... so competitive outdoor activities and I stopped getting along. I suppose I could have been a runner or played volleyball, but I didn't enjoy either of those activities.

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  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    skippy i am so jealous of that child

    one of my dreams is to use a hound as my noble steed, not unlike tolkien's goblins and orcs

    Arch on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    one of the reasons i don't get along well with neckbeardy mega-nerds is despite our shared hobbies, i don't have the same social problems they do

    so, they see a guy who is sociable, charismatic, attractive, and popular

    who still plays dungeons & dragons and collects Transformers

    and in their heads they're like "huff puff this is not fair i gave up being cool when i decided to be a nerd US GAMERS HAVE AN IDENTITY"
    I have never met a person who has said that.

    Oh I sure have. We tend to chase them away from PA because they like to create introductory threads, as if their joining was some kind of homecoming. And when a post starts with "as a gamer", the blood is in the water.

    one of the reasons I like the PA community is that, outside of G&T, it doesn't pull the "US GAMERS" bullshit so much

    maybe these people only exist at conventions.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    these are some bad chats

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    Skippy

    you were online?????


    you could have stopped this before it even began

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ghostbusters taught me everything I know about life

    Everything in life canbe solved by a portable nuclear reactor that shoots lasers?

    Yes. And always remember: Don't cross the streams.

    Unless it's time to cross the streams.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "There is no <insert noun>, only Zuul."

    This works in any conversation.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck nobody said it was easy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    skippy i am so jealous of that child

    one of my dreams is to use a hound as my noble steed, not unlike tolkien's goblins and orcs

    the puppy is clearly pleased

    pug: *beams*

    skippydumptruck on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    a few friends of my friends were organizing a dungeons & dragons campaign and needed another player

    so one of my friends who was in that group was like "Hey let's invite Matt" (that's me!)

    two of the guys in the group didn't like the idea, and the reason given for it is "he's a jock and he doesn't really get it, you know?"

    i was told about this and was like

    welp

    Pony on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I can't believe you don't like my chat

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  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    skippy i am so jealous of that child

    one of my dreams is to use a hound as my noble steed, not unlike tolkien's goblins and orcs

    Well, you're the right size for it.


    HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck nobody said it was easy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Skippy

    you were online?????


    you could have stopped this before it even began

    I cannot be responsible for creating amazing chats all the time!

    especially early in the morning

    skippydumptruck on
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    a few friends of my friends were organizing a dungeons & dragons campaign and needed another player

    so one of my friends who was in that group was like "Hey let's invite Matt" (that's me!)

    two of the guys in the group didn't like the idea, and the reason given for it is "he's a jock and he doesn't really get it, you know?"

    i was told about this and was like

    welp

    Hahahaha people still say jock in a serious manner.

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  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    a few friends of my friends were organizing a dungeons & dragons campaign and needed another player

    so one of my friends who was in that group was like "Hey let's invite Matt" (that's me!)

    two of the guys in the group didn't like the idea, and the reason given for it is "he's a jock and he doesn't really get it, you know?"

    i was told about this and was like

    welp

    Hahahaha people still say jock in a serious manner.

    He's in Canada.

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    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    "There is no <insert noun>, only Zuul."

    This works in any conversation.

    so basically with my fiancee it goes like this

    her: "oh hey there was no <noun> at the store"

    me: "but did they have zuul?"

    her: *blank stare*

    me: WHY ARE WE EVEN ENGAGED I MEAN GODDAM

    Arch on
  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    a few friends of my friends were organizing a dungeons & dragons campaign and needed another player

    so one of my friends who was in that group was like "Hey let's invite Matt" (that's me!)

    two of the guys in the group didn't like the idea, and the reason given for it is "he's a jock and he doesn't really get it, you know?"

    i was told about this and was like

    welp

    Because it's not about playing a tabletop RPG, it's about an insular culture in which like-minded awkward people can resent society!

    TL DR on
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    skippy i am so jealous of that child

    one of my dreams is to use a hound as my noble steed, not unlike tolkien's goblins and orcs

    Well, you're the right size for it.


    HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    that is the point exactly

    Arch on
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    one of the reasons i don't get along well with neckbeardy mega-nerds is despite our shared hobbies, i don't have the same social problems they do

    so, they see a guy who is sociable, charismatic, attractive, and popular

    who still plays dungeons & dragons and collects Transformers

    and in their heads they're like "huff puff this is not fair i gave up being cool when i decided to be a nerd US GAMERS HAVE AN IDENTITY"
    I have never met a person who has said that.

    Oh I sure have. We tend to chase them away from PA because they like to create introductory threads, as if their joining was some kind of homecoming. And when a post starts with "as a gamer", the blood is in the water.

    one of the reasons I like the PA community is that, outside of G&T, it doesn't pull the "US GAMERS" bullshit so much

    US GAMERS are so much better than CANADIAN GAMERS. There I said it.

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    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    skippy i am so jealous of that child

    one of my dreams is to use a hound as my noble steed, not unlike tolkien's goblins and orcs

    Well, you're the right size for it.


    HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    that is the point exactly

    It's no fun when you just acknowledge these things. :(

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've never met someone that you guys are describing

    maybe I'm just too old for this shit.

    worked for danny glover

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