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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Please tell me shaving gets easier on your skin the more you do it

    not really

    or maybe, kinda

    how are you shaving anyway?

    against the hairs?

    don't do that

    also use plenty of water

    Carrot: don't know about where you live but first names are what everyone is introduced by, from the gutter drunk to the prime minister to the king

    I shave in the bath, I shave with the hairs and then against the hairs as per Choco's advice.

    when I shave my face I go with the hairs two, maybe three or four times before going against the hairs

    also, I rinse off the razor beetween every stroke

    a thin shaving-cream-and-awater lather on my face helps for the subsequent shaves

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  • EllieEllie Registered User
    edited June 2010
    So, it was the weirdest break up I have ever had.

    It was like Frasier and Lilith discussing feelings. It was clinical. On both sides. He was exercising his logical engineering brain, and I was tapping into my interpersonal relations course knowledge.
    Spoiler:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Why are people getting jealous over podly's friend having a hot girlfriend.

    Unless pictures were posted, did I miss the pictures?

    it's not that she's hot.

    it's that she does gender-transgressive and bdsm-inspired photography

    if i think about "SHIT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE" that's a pretty big chunk of it

    this is my version of envy for all you guys oohing and aahing over mr. vp

    so what's stopping you?

    stuff. not just a lack of commitment (doing better on that then I have in years) but just displacement and stuff and ugh. now I just feel terrible.

    sorry for moping [chat]

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Please tell me shaving gets easier on your skin the more you do it

    not really

    or maybe, kinda

    how are you shaving anyway?

    against the hairs?

    don't do that

    also use plenty of water

    Carrot: don't know about where you live but first names are what everyone is introduced by, from the gutter drunk to the prime minister to the king

    I shave in the bath, I shave with the hairs and then against the hairs as per Choco's advice.

    choco's been giving you bad advice because painful, irritable razor burn is one of his major sexual turn ons

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Ellie wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Single now?
    Yep.

    Game over.

    Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

    This is when you find out what comic con he is going to and dress up so he wouldn't recognize you so you can randomly hook up with him.

    All the while you will have the rape axe waiting for him.
    Rape PAX

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US!

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    main character and a guy she met at the grocery store: first names only when they introduce themselves at their second meeting is appropriate, right? informal setting?

    edit: this is Cara and Paul, same book I've been discussing in [chat] off and on for the past few months

    Face-to-face it would make sense to use first names conversationally if it's not a professional setting.

    Leaving a voicemail or email or something, one would still use the full name as you don't want to assume the other person only knows one person with your first name.

    well yeah but I mean first name only versus first+last

    I'm thinking that people would not use last names here, not until they know each other better, but I'm not sure

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am sorry to hear about your breakup Ellie, although you didn't sound too happy with the course of things

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    I'm pretty happy with my skill set

    music
    mixology
    electronics
    squash
    classical languages

    nice mix there, I think

    dude my new building has two squash courts

    i am finally going to be able to get good at squash

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

    I have a pizza with pepperoni on the way.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

    Don't fucking order a ham and pineapple pizza THAT IS WRONG.

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2010
    If you're going to shave your junk, male or female junk, for the first few times absolutely always have running water and shave with the hairs.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I lost 40lbs and ate pizza once a week pretty much the whole time

    greenpepper and onions, dogg

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Single now?
    Yep.

    Game over.

    Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

    It hurts. You'll live. You'll love again. Just repeat that to yourself any time you have the urge to post that you're lonely.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    If you're going to shave your junk, male or female junk, for the first few times absolutely always have running water and shave with the hairs.

    it is 1000x easier if you just always do it in the bath

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    squash is a vegetable not a skill

    god

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

    Don't fucking order a ham and pineapple pizza THAT IS WRONG.

    I love me some haiwaiin pizza

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

    Don't fucking order a ham and pineapple pizza THAT IS WRONG.

    BURN THE HEATHEN!

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited June 2010
    someone brought me meat lovers' pizza tonight

    i'm scared to look up the calorie count

    and this CERTAINLY isn't helping my issues

    ffffffffff

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    main character and a guy she met at the grocery store: first names only when they introduce themselves at their second meeting is appropriate, right? informal setting?

    edit: this is Cara and Paul, same book I've been discussing in [chat] off and on for the past few months

    Face-to-face it would make sense to use first names conversationally if it's not a professional setting.

    Leaving a voicemail or email or something, one would still use the full name as you don't want to assume the other person only knows one person with your first name.

    well yeah but I mean first name only versus first+last

    I'm thinking that people would not use last names here, not until they know each other better, but I'm not sure

    I guess maybe more context would help?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    whoops

    drank all the cognac

    but what have we here?

    Aquavit!

    don't get more nationalistic than that

    linie aquavit in fact


    man I really should go to sleep but I'm having a good time here

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    If you're going to shave your junk, male or female junk, for the first few times absolutely always have running water and shave with the hairs.

    it is 1000x easier if you just always do it in the bath

    I can't remember the last time I took a bath.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

    Don't fucking order a ham and pineapple pizza THAT IS WRONG.

    I love me some haiwaiin pizza

    NO.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    If you're going to shave your junk, male or female junk, for the first few times absolutely always have running water and shave with the hairs.

    it is 1000x easier if you just always do it in the bath

    I can't remember the last time I took a bath.

    Take a bath you filthy animal

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, I wish my building had squash/racquetball courts.

    The closest thing I have is the tennis courts down by the lake.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Manscaping:
    Spoiler:

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  • JokermanJokerman Hillbilly Scam-artist Appalachia?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Single now?
    Yep.

    Game over.

    Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

    ::spray binaca in mouth::

    So...what are you doing this weekend?

    Chanus wrote: »
    the best asians are white people
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I lost 40lbs and ate pizza once a week pretty much the whole time

    greenpepper and onions, dogg

    I hate green peppers. I once got the most severe food poisoning from a pepper sandwich at Trader Joe's that I couldn't keep anything down for 3 days. I was almost hospitalized.

    Wait a minute...

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my building will also have a pool so i can learn to swim like a real primate instead of an injured dog

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    will Best Buy fix my my laptop keyboard if I take it in or is this one of those "well it's fucked now haha get a new one" situations.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Baths are disgusting. Laying in the water, soaking in your own filth.

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

    Don't fucking order a ham and pineapple pizza THAT IS WRONG.

    I love me some haiwaiin pizza

    NO.

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    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey Ellie, I am glad that you made a decision and I hope it works out well for you.

    And Arivia, as long as you are working towards your goals then there's nothing to beat yourself up for.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I lost 40lbs and ate pizza once a week pretty much the whole time

    greenpepper and onions, dogg

    I hate green peppers. I once got the most severe food poisoning from a pepper sandwich at Trader Joe's that I couldn't keep anything down for 3 days. I was almost hospitalized.

    Wait a minute...

    Severe food poisoning is the gateway to weightloss

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    If you're going to shave your junk, male or female junk, for the first few times absolutely always have running water and shave with the hairs.

    it is 1000x easier if you just always do it in the bath

    Oh hell no, unless you have a shower in the bath and you don't mean lying underwater and shaving. Having hairs floating up in a bath and the water itself distorting the view and using the razor underwater and not being able to keep shaving foam or what have you on your bits is wrong, just pure wrong.

  • CorbiusCorbius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus if you want to lead [chat] down this path of "God pineapple on pizza is so terrible abloo bloo bloo" I will break out my Korean pizza pictures again.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hawaiian pizza is awful

    it's not as bad as korean pizza

    it's also not as bad as genocide

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    HELP.

    I am supposed to be losing weight but I want a pizza so badly. Piled high with delicious ham and pineapple. I need to stop myself from ordering, but there are no good foods in my home.

    Don't fucking order a ham and pineapple pizza THAT IS WRONG.

    I love me some haiwaiin pizza

    NO.

    [im GROSS[/img]

    This is putrid.

  • EllieEllie Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I am sorry to hear about your breakup Ellie, although you didn't sound too happy with the course of things
    This was the first time that things really came to this sort of a head and I truly became discontent. I think I had either been complacent because I know he's not in the best place and figured he would come around, or because I felt I couldn't do better.

    I don't think I can do better, to be honest. I think it will be years before I find another man dumb enough to be in a relationship with me. Yes, I know if I display this attitude, that will be true. But if you can't engage in a self-hate fest online where no one can see that face you make when you're trying not to cry, then where can you?

    I'll be putting on my "confident single lady" face Thursday and will party to excess clear through Sunday. I will be okay. Or at least look the part.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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