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Pure UnGodly Decadence [The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt]

ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
edited July 2010 in Singularity Engine++
Welcome all you heathens and Philistines! I grant your eyes a sight of hedonism that brings us back to the days of our Detroit ancestors.

I present The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt, or as it will be known the Pure UnGodly Decadence.

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This hulking beast of a meal clocks in at:
  • 1500 calories (870 of those from fat)
  • 79g of saturated fat
  • And a whopping 2090mg of sodium (trouncing the Double Down, which weighs in at a paltry 1380mg of salt)

As your mouth waters and you heart skips a beat, let us discuss this glorious creation, other culinary brutes who would shake the pillars of our world and what goes into sitting down to a meal that could rival King Louis the 16th himself.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am trying to make my own sauce for homemade pizza next time I make it.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    vomiting everywhere

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That doesn't look like a good grilled cheese, though. Melted, at best.

    I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i liked it better when it was called The Vortex

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    That doesn't look like a good grilled cheese, though. Melted, at best.

    I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.

    The best bread for grilled cheese is some thick cut whole wheat.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    that's not even a good idea

    edit: like it's just a burger with double cheese and double bread, only the cheese is in the wrong spot.

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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User
    edited July 2010
    My heart is burning.

    It is not from love.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Yesterday I had some birthday cake flavored ice cream (with sprinkles and frosting swirls mixed in) and chocolate syrup.

    Then I threw up.

    I'm 5.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    That doesn't look like a good grilled cheese, though. Melted, at best.

    I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.

    The best bread for grilled cheese is some thick cut whole wheat.

    holy fuck could you be any more wrong

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOCVrxdAzY4

    the sandwich that killed the concept of hope...

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't understand you and your ill comments.

    Have I not presented a meal that would surely have been Buddha's last request?

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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User
    edited July 2010
    didn't Buddha live on sesame seeds or something like that?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    That doesn't look like a good grilled cheese, though. Melted, at best.

    I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.

    The best bread for grilled cheese is some thick cut whole wheat.

    holy fuck could you be any more wrong

    Well it's not like the bread makes the sammich anyway.

    What have you of cheese?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it's dumb, zonugal

    if you rearranged those exact same ingredients you'd have the crappy plain burger nobody chooses, only with sandwich bread instead because they ran out of buns

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm not up on my Eastern philosophy but I'm pretty sure Buddha never died from shitting out all his organs.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Where the Buffalo "Rome"
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    The Meat Mountain
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    KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich
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    Pulled Pork and Mash Potato Parfait
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    The Bacon Mug
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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    That doesn't look like a good grilled cheese, though. Melted, at best.

    I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.

    The best bread for grilled cheese is some thick cut whole wheat.

    what in Jesus fuck is wrong with you

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    god damn I love Crunchwrap Supremes

    #pipe on
  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Pulled Pork and Mash Potato Parfait
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    Sweet Jesus, I am in heaven!

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Volcano burritos from Taco Bell are my secret shame

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    That doesn't look like a good grilled cheese, though. Melted, at best.

    I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.

    The best bread for grilled cheese is some thick cut whole wheat.

    what in Jesus fuck is wrong with you

    I like whole wheat.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    That doesn't look like a good grilled cheese, though. Melted, at best.

    I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.

    The best bread for grilled cheese is some thick cut whole wheat.

    holy fuck could you be any more wrong

    Well it's not like the bread makes the sammich anyway.

    What have you of cheese?
    you're mad

    the bread is equally important in making an awesome grilled cheese

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm so terribly hungry at the moment.

    I shouldn't have read this thread.

    I would even take a bite out of that bacon mug, even though it looks absolutely disgusting.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Here comes a new challenger! Winky face ;)Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Where do I acquire this grilled cheese burgermelt

    That pic in the OP looks so fucking tasty

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    FOR GRILLED CHEESE

    REALLY

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Okay, so what kinda bread do you use smarty pants?

    I can't believe I am being told what kinda bread to use for grilled cheese.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am eating graham crackers.

    Just sucking on them.

    Letting them go all mushy in my mouff.

    Like a baby.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    why is this thread happening

    i feel like im being murdered

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    now those are some fucked-up indulgent feasts

    none of this mostly-lettuce-and-tomato-on-an-apologetic-bit-of-fried-bread nonsense

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    god damn I love Crunchwrap Supremes

    hells yes those are tasty

    I can imagine making those at home would be a lot better for you, but still

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Here comes a new challenger! Winky face ;)Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh okay, apparently this is Friendly's

    That's awesome, because I haven't been there in forever, and should go soon

    Grilled cheese burgermelt with a large Reese's Pieces sundae for dessert, shit yes

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the whole magic of a grilled cheese is getting that smooth transition from the grilled side of the bread (for the crunch) to the fluffyness of the bread (which means a relatively thick piece of airy white loaf) and into the gooeyness of the cheese.

    It should be a smooth gradient.

    And then your mouth will orgasm.

    And Uriel's won't.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2010
    The Cheddar Pour
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    Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict
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    Inside-Out Spaghetti and Meatballs
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    The Meta-Pizza
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    The S.S. Meatship
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    The Deep-Fried Cheese Burrito
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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i had a double down not too long ago

    it was pretty indistinguishable from eating a giant piece of chicken

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Here comes a new challenger! Winky face ;)Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict?

    Holy shit holy shit holy shit

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Guys one of those things is not like the others

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Okay, so what kinda bread do you use smarty pants?

    white or sourdough

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You guys are polluting my thread with talks of organisms from grilled cheese! I will have none of this!

    This thread will be a temple to decency and virtue.

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