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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Can we stop talking about this, please?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    got kinda drunk at a pub with my parents and watched the soccer match

    if team spain ever wants to gang bang me

    they totally can

    but that's, like, 11 guys

    It might not be enough for him.

    I worked out once that I'd need 9 people to be fully satiated at the core of a gangbang. I'm sure you could find some spare parts in those 9 for 2 more.

    Why 9?

    3 to be airtight. 2 for her hands. 1 for her breasts. 2 for her feet. And 1 to attempt conversation?

    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Oh you meant fondling. I was going for something else. And that would probably be less physically awkward.

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    I mean, dreamhack.

    Also, it is fun to gather a few people and play games with each other.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    One person to pay attention to each and every relevant part of you. It's quite the interesting max carrying capacity.

    So... I...

    I'm afraid to ask what the "relevant parts" are. D:

    I am at once intrigued and anxious

    edit: Oh, I guessed right!

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Mercurially Quixotic Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Being sandwiched is too distracting for me to attempt conversation.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Oh you meant fondling. I was going for something else. And that would probably be less physically awkward.

    Fondling, suckling, oral sex - my calculations were based upon performant parts, not any specific ideas thereof.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Being sandwiched is too distracting for me to attempt conversation.

    I was left with a spare and I figured I'd go for the brain as erogenous zone joke. It works even more poorly when you think about it because he mouth would be full. And talking with your mouth full is just rude.

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This should be renamed Harlot [chat]. You seemed like such a nice, pure boy, Eddy.


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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    9 seems like more than would be practical or enjoyable. Then you have concerns about cooling/ventilation, people being crushed under 4-5 other bodies, etc.

    The proper amount of playthings to service a person is probably around 4. If I was a drug lord or CEO or whatever, that's about what I'd go with.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man, we have weekly LANs in college :\

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Houston 500.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I guess the last time I lan'd something was...


    well it was a long time ago I imagine

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Being sandwiched is too distracting for me to attempt conversation.

    I was left with a spare and I figured I'd go for the brain as erogenous zone joke. It works even more poorly when you think about it because he mouth would be full. And talking with your mouth full is just rude.

    When you have eight people paying attention to you, you're lucky your brain doesn't come bouncing out your ears.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Last time I did straight up lan play was sophomore year in college. So that is partially why I don't care that much about it.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    two is all you need

    anyone that's ever had two people go down on them would know this

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there's always taking turns

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    9 seems like more than would be practical or enjoyable. Then you have concerns about cooling/ventilation, people being crushed under 4-5 other bodies, etc.

    The proper amount of playthings to service a person is probably around 4. If I was a drug lord or CEO or whatever, that's about what I'd go with.

    Some people are ambitious. Personally I agree. If structural engineering has to be done, then I draw the line.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    two is all you need

    anyone that's ever had two people go down on them would know this

    Eddy I have problems getting even one person to go down on me. :P

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bwahaha the vatican is still losing money

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bwahaha the vatican is still losing money

    I'm sure they could make it back if they pawned a few of their solid gold and platinum diamond encrusted cock rings.

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User
    edited July 2010
    bwahaha the vatican is still losing money

    It takes a lot of money to keep people quiet

    and to buy candy

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Mercurially Quixotic Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Can we stop talking about this, please?

    Here, cute animals to distract you.
    Spoiler:

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

    hence it taking awhile for you to get here, eh?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarks take a number, Eddy called it first.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I could have been part of a spanish gang bang in london but I didn't really feel like being murdered by a group of strangers, handsome and swarthy as they may have been

  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    got kinda drunk at a pub with my parents and watched the soccer match

    if team spain ever wants to gang bang me

    they totally can

    but that's, like, 11 guys

    It might not be enough for him.

    I worked out once that I'd need 9 people to be fully satiated at the core of a gangbang. I'm sure you could find some spare parts in those 9 for 2 more.

    Why 9?

    3 to be airtight. 2 for her hands. 1 for her breasts. 2 for her feet. And 1 to attempt conversation?

    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    So you basically wet yourself during the Doc Manhattan sex scene, right?

  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

    hence it taking awhile for you to get here, eh?

    this doesn't make sense

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also I'm not trying to be braggy about this, I mean I was basically shitfaced enough to be very forward and I think I screamed at them IM AN AMERICAN

    and

    QUE GUAPO

    and they took pity on me and recognized me as hilariously easy

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Mercurially Quixotic Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarks take a number, Eddy called it first.

    That's not Sarks.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    So you basically wet yourself during the Doc Manhattan sex scene, right?

    I should stop buying copies in the store to wear out and just get Alan's porn wishlist

    cut out all the middlemen, make the solo sex complete

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

    hence it taking awhile for you to get here, eh?
    Spoiler:

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarks take a number, Eddy called it first.

    That's not Sarks.

    Man, for some reason Nexus's av made me think Sarks. Must be more out of it than I thought.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

    The third one is still the best one. All successive and previous movies contain far too little Gary Oldman.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

    cedric noooooooo

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I liked Goblet of Fire the best I think. Out of the movies.

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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I liked Goblet of Fire the best I think. Out of the movies.

    Hrmm. Gary Oldman's sort-of-face in smoldering charcoals.

    Nope, not enough Gary Oldman.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    James wrote: »
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

    cedric noooooooo


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  • PasserbyePasserbye The Mercurially Quixotic Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This chicken, so far, is leaving much to be desired. The crust is not browning properly or evenly.

    Well, it's got 10 more minutes to cook. We'll see how it turns out. :?

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