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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    free bbq, macncheese, cornbread, breadpudding and brownies?

    DONT MIND IF I DO!

    #fuckyeahboston
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I very nearly bought a boxster. For more than 9K though.

    But the horrible prospect of maintenance scarred me off.

    Apparently the maintenance cost per mile is pretty low for most Porches. Individual repairs can be pricier then another car but they break down much less often.

    Man $150 for a dang gone oil change, I can get like four oil changes for my Civic at that price.

    civic power! high five!

  • HachfaceHachface Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    my friend has been doing stand up at open mics for maybe a week or two. may go see him tonight. I'm more interested in checking the place out though I don't think I'd have the balls to do something like that.

    I've done standup twice, its hard as balls

    improv is way easier for someone like me

    It's hard for me to imagine a more high-pressure situation than standing in front of an audience, by yourself, for the purpose of amusing them.

    Listen to History Lessons With Caleb, Mike & Terry, a podcast for the ill-informed.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/bar/1853992760.html

    I forgot they made DVD changers

    haha

    just put that shit on shuffle son

    gonna sit here and watch some random movies

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    my friend has been doing stand up at open mics for maybe a week or two. may go see him tonight. I'm more interested in checking the place out though I don't think I'd have the balls to do something like that.

    I've done standup twice, its hard as balls

    improv is way easier for someone like me

    having done very little improv and no stand up, I can see why that would be and I think the same would be true for me.

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    hehehe

    I sleep with a mouthguard because I grind my teeth otherwise. In my dream tonight no one could understand what I was saying because I had the mouthguard in my mouth and I couldn't take it out.

    I'm probably going to get one from the dentist.

    But my main problem is that I grind my teeth during stress, so most shifts at work, I'm grinding my teeth the whole time.

    Yuck

    Try to remember to place the tip of your tongue (and hold it there during the stress) at the roof of your mouth, just where your top teeth meet the gums. It prevents you from grinding your teeth. Eventually, you just sort of learn to do it unconsciously all the time or at least whenever stressed. You could also just bit down on your tongue in a pinch.

  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    I very nearly bought a boxster. For more than 9K though.

    But the horrible prospect of maintenance scarred me off.

    this is one of the few roadsters I did not test drive

    I also did not test drive the miata or the mr2 spyder

    I was close to pulling the trigger on one. They're pretty excellent stereotypes aside, it just wasn't really what I need at the time.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Ellie wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Haha holy shit, Jokerman :lol:

    One day man, i'm gonna cross that line too far and ellie's gonna be done with me.

    :( :( :( :(

    damit are you two e-dating as well

    Hahahahano. He creeps on me, and I laugh. Sometimes this is a group activity. I've noticed my threshold for creep is growing the more I hang out here. I'm not sure what to make of this.

    i am clearly not doing my job

    D&D : increasing people's tolerance to creepers, one leer at a time

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    this guy is trading a desk and shelf for something

    but no massages

    unless they have a happy ending

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    my friend has been doing stand up at open mics for maybe a week or two. may go see him tonight. I'm more interested in checking the place out though I don't think I'd have the balls to do something like that.

    I've done standup twice, its hard as balls

    improv is way easier for someone like me

    having done very little improv and no stand up, I can see why that would be and I think the same would be true for me.

    yeah you have your team and everything

    although doing it with shitty awful improvisers is absolutely hate inspiring

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I was close to pulling the trigger on one. They're pretty excellent stereotypes aside, it just wasn't really what I need at the time.

    some day I would like to have one and put a V8 in it

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Do you still have to babysit your queens in SC2? Or have they changed them at all?

    zerg still have a new macro mechanic, as do the toss and terran

    Well yes, but the zerg mechanic required considerably more babysitting than the toss or terran mechanic.

    It also required considerably less thought.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I very nearly bought a boxster. For more than 9K though.

    But the horrible prospect of maintenance scarred me off.

    Apparently the maintenance cost per mile is pretty low for most Porches. Individual repairs can be pricier then another car but they break down much less often.

    Man $150 for a dang gone oil change, I can get like four oil changes for my Civic at that price.

    I can change my own oil. The expensive part of that oil change is the oil since Porsche likes a lot of oil.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Warhammer is fun but I dislike the fact that everyone starts in the Chaos/Empire zone now.

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    my friend has been doing stand up at open mics for maybe a week or two. may go see him tonight. I'm more interested in checking the place out though I don't think I'd have the balls to do something like that.

    I've done standup twice, its hard as balls

    improv is way easier for someone like me

    having done very little improv and no stand up, I can see why that would be and I think the same would be true for me.

    yeah you have your team and everything

    although doing it with shitty awful improvisers is absolutely hate inspiring

    haha that would be awful

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I very nearly bought a boxster. For more than 9K though.

    But the horrible prospect of maintenance scarred me off.

    this is one of the few roadsters I did not test drive

    I also did not test drive the miata or the mr2 spyder

    I was close to pulling the trigger on one. They're pretty excellent stereotypes aside, it just wasn't really what I need at the time.

    I would eventually like a cheap miata to track. Always see them on the way up to Napa by Sears Point.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Do you still have to babysit your queens in SC2? Or have they changed them at all?

    zerg still have a new macro mechanic, as do the toss and terran

    Well yes, but the zerg mechanic required considerably more babysitting than the toss or terran mechanic.

    It also required considerably less thought.

    you also get much more benefit

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    OH MY GOD

    I AM GOING TO PUT UP A SIMILAR AD

    http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/bar/1853714271.html

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm trying to decide whether the fact that some of the stuff that most people find funny is not funny to me, and that most of the stuff that other people don't find super funny I find extremely funny, means that I'm smarter or stupider than everyone else.

    don't even think that

    stop it right now, that is a bad thought and leads to you unfairly judging people

    whatever

    if you find larry the cable guy amusing then there is something wrong with your brain

  • HerrCronHerrCron Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I hate playing as Terran, because there are so many different units that it makes it hard to micro.

    As zerg I might have a control group for lings, one for roaches or mutas, and one for both.
    Toss will have 1,2,3,4 of zealots, stalkers, sentries, and everyone.
    Terran has marines and marauders which can't really be grouped together because of stim, hellions and/or tanks, medivacs and/or vikings, all with different movement speeds and attack prioritization.

    I've lost lots of medivacs because of it, accidentally stimmed plenty of units pointlessly.

    and sieged tanks that weren't yet near the battle.

    Terran does seem to require more micro than you'd think.
    Maybe that's why i see a lot of M&M&M balls.

    People just go "fuck it" and Attack move everything at once.

    heh, yeah with an mmm ball it's pretty straightforward besides making sure to keep the medivacs back

    add in superfast helions or superslow tanks and you start to have issues.

    and the worst is the TvT tank/viking micro for vision. haaaaate that shit.

    so usually I don't bring tanks and outnumber his vikings to death and then banshee the tanks to death. this has worked recently.


    True, I've seen a lot of games where a Terran is doing the slow leapfrogging across the map, it's all going well then something moves out of position a little bit and all of a sudden there's a pile of scrap where the tanks used to be and the bioball is getting torn to shreds.

    Still, i like to play Terran occasionally, it's still pretty fun.

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    LaOs wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    hehehe

    I sleep with a mouthguard because I grind my teeth otherwise. In my dream tonight no one could understand what I was saying because I had the mouthguard in my mouth and I couldn't take it out.

    I'm probably going to get one from the dentist.

    But my main problem is that I grind my teeth during stress, so most shifts at work, I'm grinding my teeth the whole time.

    Yuck

    Try to remember to place the tip of your tongue (and hold it there during the stress) at the roof of your mouth, just where your top teeth meet the gums. It prevents you from grinding your teeth. Eventually, you just sort of learn to do it unconsciously all the time or at least whenever stressed. You could also just bit down on your tongue in a pinch.

    oh I'll try this! thanks!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    you also get much more benefit

    I guess? That's arguable. I just prefer interesting mechanics over non-interesting ones, I guess.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    my friend has been doing stand up at open mics for maybe a week or two. may go see him tonight. I'm more interested in checking the place out though I don't think I'd have the balls to do something like that.

    I've done standup twice, its hard as balls

    improv is way easier for someone like me

    having done very little improv and no stand up, I can see why that would be and I think the same would be true for me.

    yeah you have your team and everything

    although doing it with shitty awful improvisers is absolutely hate inspiring

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBZRQNCQ3tE

    #fuckyeahboston
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I hate playing as Terran, because there are so many different units that it makes it hard to micro.

    As zerg I might have a control group for lings, one for roaches or mutas, and one for both.
    Toss will have 1,2,3,4 of zealots, stalkers, sentries, and everyone.
    Terran has marines and marauders which can't really be grouped together because of stim, hellions and/or tanks, medivacs and/or vikings, all with different movement speeds and attack prioritization.

    I've lost lots of medivacs because of it, accidentally stimmed plenty of units pointlessly.

    and sieged tanks that weren't yet near the battle.

    Terran does seem to require more micro than you'd think.
    Maybe that's why i see a lot of M&M&M balls.

    People just go "fuck it" and Attack move everything at once.

    heh, yeah with an mmm ball it's pretty straightforward besides making sure to keep the medivacs back

    add in superfast helions or superslow tanks and you start to have issues.

    and the worst is the TvT tank/viking micro for vision. haaaaate that shit.

    so usually I don't bring tanks and outnumber his vikings to death and then banshee the tanks to death. this has worked recently.


    True, I've seen a lot of games where a Terran is doing the slow leapfrogging across the map, it's all going well then something moves out of position a little bit and all of a sudden there's a pile of scrap where the tanks used to be and the bioball is getting torn to shreds.

    Still, i like to play Terran occasionally, it's still pretty fun.

    haha, yeah that'll happen

    it's pretty much all I've played. I want to learn some openings for the other races to try them out a bit more. I know how they work and everything but I haven't played them extensively. been only terran except in friendly games.

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    also I will wear a suit and pretend to be your boyfriend

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm trying to decide whether the fact that some of the stuff that most people find funny is not funny to me, and that most of the stuff that other people don't find super funny I find extremely funny, means that I'm smarter or stupider than everyone else.

    don't even think that

    stop it right now, that is a bad thought and leads to you unfairly judging people

    whatever

    if you find larry the cable guy amusing then there is something wrong with your brain

    He doesn't even tell jokes! He just rambles like a moron, saying things which are not clever and often require a fundamental misunderstanding of how the subject works in order to find funny.

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  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    you also get much more benefit

    I guess? That's arguable. I just prefer interesting mechanics over non-interesting ones, I guess.

    I think it's pretty cool to be honest. I also like the creep spread mechanic.

    but being able to produce 7 units simultaneously out of one structure is more beneficial than 200 or so extra minerals. or whatever the chrono boost gives you, not sure exactly what the speed increase is.

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    hehehe

    I sleep with a mouthguard because I grind my teeth otherwise. In my dream tonight no one could understand what I was saying because I had the mouthguard in my mouth and I couldn't take it out.

    I'm probably going to get one from the dentist.

    But my main problem is that I grind my teeth during stress, so most shifts at work, I'm grinding my teeth the whole time.

    Yuck

    Try to remember to place the tip of your tongue (and hold it there during the stress) at the roof of your mouth, just where your top teeth meet the gums. It prevents you from grinding your teeth. Eventually, you just sort of learn to do it unconsciously all the time or at least whenever stressed. You could also just bit down on your tongue in a pinch.

    oh I'll try this! thanks!

    It'll seem weird and you'll think you're looking silly doing it, but it's not a noticeable act to anyone who isn't really looking for it. And it works. My dentist suggested it because while I don't usually grind my teeth, I do sort of clench my jaw a lot (without the teeth touching) and this helps with that (to at least ensure the teeth don't touch). Eventually you'll get used to doing it all the time or whenever you may need it and it really does help.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm trying to decide whether the fact that some of the stuff that most people find funny is not funny to me, and that most of the stuff that other people don't find super funny I find extremely funny, means that I'm smarter or stupider than everyone else.

    don't even think that

    stop it right now, that is a bad thought and leads to you unfairly judging people

    whatever

    if you find larry the cable guy amusing then there is something wrong with your brain

    He doesn't even tell jokes! He just rambles like a moron, saying things which are not clever and often require a fundamental misunderstanding of how the subject works in order to find funny.

    It's also an act, and he's also very intelligent and very wealthy. I give the dude props for that.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm trying to decide whether the fact that some of the stuff that most people find funny is not funny to me, and that most of the stuff that other people don't find super funny I find extremely funny, means that I'm smarter or stupider than everyone else.

    don't even think that

    stop it right now, that is a bad thought and leads to you unfairly judging people

    whatever

    if you find larry the cable guy amusing then there is something wrong with your brain

    He doesn't even tell jokes! He just rambles like a moron, saying things which are not clever and often require a fundamental misunderstanding of how the subject works in order to find funny.

    MAGNETS, how the fuck do they work

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    also I will wear a suit and pretend to be your boyfriend

    There are agencies for this, you know.

    You would probably be able to command higher fees that way.

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    oh inquisitor, I won my 4th citow game in a row at our small gathering last night. each as a different god, this time was slannesh.

    khorne came in second in VP, tapeslinger was behind but rocketed up to the rest of us.

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Winky, you sure do make a lot of "Me Vs. Them" statements.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    There is something deeply irritating about people who refuse to accept any objective or near-objective statement about art or entertainment

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I think it's pretty cool to be honest. I also like the creep spread mechanic.

    but being able to produce 7 units simultaneously out of one structure is more beneficial than 200 or so extra minerals. or whatever the chrono boost gives you, not sure exactly what the speed increase is.

    The creep mechanic is fun. It's just the spawn larva mechanic is basically "Every X seconds click a button or you are playing sub-optimally" with chrono boost there is strategy to saving it up or using it on different buildings at different times etc. With the orbital command sometimes its smart to store energy and theres different powers you can use from that energy source that are all very useful, etc.

    Spawn larva is just the boring (but still good) mechanic by comparison.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    There is something deeply irritating about people who refuse to accept any objective or near-objective statement about art or entertainment

    ?

    people like different shit

    what you like is probably a product of your culture and background

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Winky, you sure do make a lot of "Me Vs. Them" statements.

    Do I?

    That sounds an awful lot like something they would say.
    Spoiler:

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    oh inquisitor, I won my 4th citow game in a row at our small gathering last night. each as a different god, this time was slannesh.

    khorne came in second in VP, tapeslinger was behind but rocketed up to the rest of us.

    Boardgames need achievements. 4 wins in a row each as a different god should totally give you like, 25 real life points.

    Good shit.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    my friend has been doing stand up at open mics for maybe a week or two. may go see him tonight. I'm more interested in checking the place out though I don't think I'd have the balls to do something like that.

    I've done standup twice, its hard as balls

    improv is way easier for someone like me

    having done very little improv and no stand up, I can see why that would be and I think the same would be true for me.

    yeah you have your team and everything

    although doing it with shitty awful improvisers is absolutely hate inspiring

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBZRQNCQ3tE

    ahahah

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