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So this young nurse starts working at the hospital. Young nurses start at the hospital to torture me because they are so hot but it's not a wise plan to hit on people 10 years younger than you. I don't bother her but I have the nagging suspicion she might dig me. I mention I have no drinking buddies anymore and she quickly says we should get drunk together. I get a phone numba. I get that feeling where when you hear music it reminds you of them because she is so hot. Ok, we'll go drinking she says. Yipeee. I get tanned I clean the house I wash the blankets just in case. I get text messages from her which is the style at the time:
Let's go out, I'll text you after I get my hair done.
WHAT TIME SHOULD WE MEET
I don't know I have a bunch of people coming so we'll see.
(WHO THE HELL ARE THESE OTHER PEOPLE GREAT I GOTTA COMPETE)
...and I wait around until 10:30 and she never texts me. I decided to go out anyway, cause fuck her and an actress of ours is in town. AWWW YOU GOT STOOD UP? YOU SHOULD COME OVER HERE, the actress says. So I take booze there and am introduced to her hot hot friend and a dude. I think, wow ok you know what I'm going after her and I smoke a lotta weed. But then I notice a hand on a dude's knee, and then I notice the other girl's hand on a dude's knee. Out on the porch I ask about the hands on knees.
"We are all dating each other. I like him and I like her and we are all really attracted to each other" and I'm like DUDE HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS.
And I eventually walk home and see my tanned skin and my new clothes and my nice clean empty place and I think I got all dressed up and DUDE HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS