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skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin againRegistered User regular
edited August 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
I am a cool guy and I like to do cool things

I am fashion forward. if popping collars is cool, popping 7 collars is like 10 times as cool.

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a healthy tan is cool too. it lets people know you appreciate the great outdoors and spend time hiking.

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if you are going to have a beard, it is important to keep that shit trim and well-groomed. I like to play tower defense with my beard. also, DIOR

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ladies like when you use them as weights. I do not know why this is.

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if you lift a lot of women you will develop bulges in your arms. moving your arms in certain ways will cause these bulges to be bulgier. it is a cool way to let people know that you are fit.

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also I think people understand that when you have a nice car you may need to create a bubble of protection around it. it is a good idea to get a license plate with your car emblem on it, though, to alleviate any confusion about WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS OH A BMW.

niiiiice

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh man... this might have been worth the wait.

    You have a pretty comprehensive douchepedia here.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    yesss

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    the oompa loompas p much seal the deal

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    god damn i love you skippy

    you irredeemable douchegoose

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like to try and park as close as possible to those people.

    In the hopes that they hit my shitty car with on their way out.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh god skippy, you are the King Midas of picture-chat.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    goosedouche?

    godoucheoose?

    dogooseche?

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    SinWithSebastianSinWithSebastian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    THIS CHAT MAY NEVER DIE

    ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PORTRAY IT

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have just eaten a substantial amount of pasta and cheese (with onions and bacon and courgettes and other stuff).

    food coma zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    BMW!

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    As a matter of principle, I would totally park in one of those half-spots and destroy the side of that dude's car.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    As a matter of principle, I would totally park in one of those half-spots and destroy the side of that dude's car.

    it sucks though when people door ding you

    for real

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My car is filthy :?

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    As a matter of principle, I would totally park in one of those half-spots and destroy the side of that dude's car.

    it sucks though when people door ding you

    for real

    I'm so that clown that parks hells of far away from the store in the parking lot or whatever to avoid that shit.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    As a matter of principle, I would totally park in one of those half-spots and destroy the side of that dude's car.

    i would park so close on the driver's side that he'd have to crawl in the other side

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The other [Chat] is pulling ahead.

    This cannot happen

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    where did you learn to make such good chats, skippy?

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I also hate the people who aren't intentionally that bad but are terrible at parking and end up an entire fucking foot into the next parking space

    Fuck those people

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Skippy, getting Wally's thread locked like that was a pretty douchy move.

    Well done. Quite in theme.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Its sad that heidi montag is so pretty, because she is a silly goose rag otherwise.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So apparently an ex-bf of mine who I'm still friends with wants me to be his child's godparent. Which is confusing me to no end since neither him or his partner are religious and why you'd choose me to be responsible for the spiritual upbringing of anyone. I'm deeply confused.

    I thought God Parent was like back up parent in case they both die? I wasn't aware of a religious connection.

    It's that too, but also the person who sponsors a child for baptism. Also in theory they are supposed to be akin to a chosen aunt or uncle, someone to offer guidance to the child growing up. Again, why you'd pick me for any of those roles boggles my mind.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Its sad that heidi montag is so pretty, because she is a silly goose rag otherwise.

    aka wall decoration

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now my joke about Bing Crosby dies with that thread. :(

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    we should just rename this 'irond will' chat.

    and replace the op with a picture of this guy:

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    where did you learn to make such good chats, skippy?

    Skippy has always been cool.

    All know this.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

    30 minute nap with like four redundant layers of alarms, then coffee.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

    Take a nap. Use an alarm clock.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Skippy's a little bit of a lady boy

    if you ask me

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

    Training montage, throw on some eye of the tiger drink a Bawls, Mountain Dew, Red Bull smoothy and eat cheetos until you are ready.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now my joke about Bing Crosby dies with that thread. :(

    Massive heart attack during a round of golf. Not a bad way to go I suppose.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

    Jumping jacks.

    Or just set your alarm and take a nap.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now my joke about Bing Crosby dies with that thread. :(

    Massive heart attack during a round of golf. Not a bad way to go I suppose.

    he should have picked the 9 iron

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

    take a nap and then wake up in the space between now and the time you need to be awake

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

    Training montage, throw on some eye of the tiger drink a Bawls, Mountain Dew, Red Bull smoothy and eat cheetos until you are ready.

    You're a wise man.

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am falling asleep but I have D&D session in 3 hours what do I dooooooo?

    this is still happening

    Apply Espresso.
    its super effective!

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This [chat] is almost as good as SNSD [chat]. :^:

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hey demon's souls people

    is it better to dump all your souls into the stats you will raise the highest first, or the lowest?

    like say I am making a character with 30+ in Vit/End/Dex and about 18-22 in STR/Faith


    should I pump up faith and str first because that would take less time or should I work towards the others instead?

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My knee has almost recovered.

    I did not realize how much I would miss going to the gym.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am still really digging the singleplayer SC2 campaign

    I also tried out some custom game types online last night, like a tower defense thing and a nexus wars thing, and both were fun.

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