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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You know, he might not be the hardest hitting but for my money Jackie Chan is the most entertaining:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnz2ycE3HyQ

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Is that some sort of odd break up custom?

    no persian parents just like to give their children's friends fruits

    all the time

    my friends came over to watch a movie and my mom brought over a giant bowl of grapes, blueberries, strawberries, and cherries, and a second giant bowl of cut watermelon

    for 3 of us

    it gets more embarrassing than it does endearing

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh and the back fence was fucking covered in berries. I ate a lot of fruit back then.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My 109 year-old Vietnamese barber gives me fruit all the time. She's super.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    And my Steam window totally still shows it 75% off. I'm afraid to refresh the window though because I have a feeling it's gonna disappear. Keep an eye on steam though, THQ puts it on sale like every other freaking day.

    Unless I'm stumbling into some in-joke here, Titan Quest is currently on sale on GamersGate, not Steam.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    We need to send out a company-wide email

    When someone from the IT department or helpdesk asks for your name, we mean your real name

    I can't look up people in our system by their nickname

    Thank you

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Is that some sort of odd break up custom?

    no persian parents just like to give their children's friends fruits

    all the time

    my friends came over to watch a movie and my mom brought over a giant bowl of grapes, blueberries, strawberries, and cherries, and a second giant bowl of cut watermelon

    for 3 of us

    it gets more embarrassing than it does endearing

    That's actually pretty awesome.

    I want to make more Persian friends now.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you are all fruits

  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I fucking love watermelon. Hakkekage can I come over to your house for movies and fruit.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    And my Steam window totally still shows it 75% off. I'm afraid to refresh the window though because I have a feeling it's gonna disappear. Keep an eye on steam though, THQ puts it on sale like every other freaking day.

    Unless I'm stumbling into some in-joke here, Titan Quest is currently on sale on GamersGate, not Steam.

    VH! Go! Get!

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas, are you on? I missed you this morning.

    Ah, no worries. You had been asking about interest in a MM game and I was gonna express interest.

    Oh, rad! Yeah, I've been thinking about getting something going here in the next two or three weeks, depending on how my school schedule looks - I'm tentatively thinking maybe Tuesday or Thursday evenings on IRC and/or Vent. Do you have the M&M rulebook?

    I do not, but I can fix that. Since it seems like someone was interested in being the grimdark, I was figuring would do the boy scout.

    :^: Excellent.

    here's the wiki for the campaign world: http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaign/infinitylegion/ As you can see, it's basically a greatest hits compilation of all my favorite bits out of Marvel and DC and books like Astro City, so really almost anything is fair game.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I fucking love watermelon. Hakkekage can I come over to your house for movies and fruit.

    Seriously I would be all about a fruit and movie night.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    you are all fruits

    Half-fruit missy.

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This forum is a durian if anything.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    you are all fruits

    Ooh, dibs on being mango.
    Spoiler:

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Remember, there are no female posters on this board. There are only 40 year old pedophiles posing as females to lure young videogame-playing boys or 40 year old federal agents posing as young females to lure pedophiles. Nope, no real ladies here. Total sausage-fest.

    This post brought to you by Ege, when you need to figure out if its rape rape, always use ege.

    It's not an Ege-like post! It's [tiny]possibly[/tiny] true!


    :P

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Thom, jacob, I'm not sure you understand how important it is that you answer this question.

    Are you guys talking about Mutants and Masterminds?

    Indeed.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »

    That's actually pretty awesome.

    I want to make more Persian friends now.

    seriously not

    so not

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hakkekage is a poopy head

    don't let her tell you otherwise

    MikeMan is a poop in general so why don't we let the people decide
    THE PEOPLE DECIDED ON PROP 8 AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT US

    The people also decided on GW Bush and look at all the prosperity we had until you fruits elected a muslin!

    The forum could save so much space in the database if we could do a search/replace and just overwrite everything Detharin, DeaconBlues, MM and dobalina have ever written with this post

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas, are you on? I missed you this morning.

    Ah, no worries. You had been asking about interest in a MM game and I was gonna express interest.

    Oh, rad! Yeah, I've been thinking about getting something going here in the next two or three weeks, depending on how my school schedule looks - I'm tentatively thinking maybe Tuesday or Thursday evenings on IRC and/or Vent. Do you have the M&M rulebook?

    I do not, but I can fix that. Since it seems like someone was interested in being the grimdark, I was figuring would do the boy scout.

    :^: Excellent.

    here's the wiki for the campaign world: http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaign/infinitylegion/ As you can see, it's basically a greatest hits compilation of all my favorite bits out of Marvel and DC and books like Astro City, so really almost anything is fair game.

    I have already decided I'm not going to be grimdark, but weeaboo.

    The call of the ninja is just too strong

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    The forum could save so much space in the database if we could do a search/replace and just overwrite everything Detharin, DeaconBlues, MM and dobalina have ever written with this post

    Throw in this for EB.

    "Everything in the world dissapoints me, nothing will ever get done to my standards."

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Germanic chieftain and culture hero outwits and slays stranded Manacheos light battle organism and its bio-ship, struggle is subsequently immortalized in verse and song.

    Beowulf?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Inqi, the thread for our pax d&d session is up. Click my sig.

    Also I need to stop winning at SC2. I seriously do not belong in plat! ARG! Though my last win doing a 4 gate proxy was win and I won't complain.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    The call of the ninja is just too strong

    and yet, ironically, your enemies won't hear anything until it's too late

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hahahahahaha

    thom

    i thought you might enjoy this

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh Backwardsname. You were too angry for these forums.

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  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So if you turn the Clarity all the way down in Photoshop, it gets all blurry.

    I now frown upon all who employ this technique.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahaha

    thom

    i thought you might enjoy this

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    Oh sweet jesus. That's a whole lot of stupid.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Germanic chieftain and culture hero outwits and slays stranded Manacheos light battle organism and its bio-ship, struggle is subsequently immortalized in verse and song.

    Beowulf?

    haha, yep!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahaha

    thom

    i thought you might enjoy this

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    Man I put my silverware away with rubber gloves.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    I never take my rubber gloves off

    I'm like even creepier James Spader

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Is that some sort of odd break up custom?

    no persian parents just like to give their children's friends fruits

    all the time

    my friends came over to watch a movie and my mom brought over a giant bowl of grapes, blueberries, strawberries, and cherries, and a second giant bowl of cut watermelon

    for 3 of us

    it gets more embarrassing than it does endearing
    My mom does that too!

    She also brings out homemade cookies and cakes.

    It's a Middle-East thing more than a Persian thing.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahaha

    thom

    i thought you might enjoy this

    Screenshot2010-08-05at60628PM.png

    Oh sweet jesus. That's a whole lot of stupid.

    i am sort of letting out this shuddering half laugh/half cry, reading it

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wear rubber gloves to put my rubber gloves on.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I never take my rubber gloves off

    I'm like even creepier James Spader

    Have you ever fucked a womans wound?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I stumbled upon this ridiculously well hidden chest in Borderlands with than and nerd the other day

    it has delivered, oh yes

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    richy you're middle eastern? :o

    I always thought you were a pasty

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010

    My hope was some of the European good will would turn into help in Afghanistan. I was also hoping to improve relations with China, namely getting them closer to where we'd like them on human rights, climate change, and the trade deficit.

    I swear its like some people don't understand how politics works at all.

    "Man some people like you, they'll totally help you do something prior to liking you they would not have done."

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thom, jacob, I'm not sure you understand how important it is that you answer this question.

    Are you guys talking about Mutants and Masterminds?

    Indeed.
    Can...can I join?

    I love M&M.

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