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Abracadaniel
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God the kids in this were so bad on the last level.
Way fucking worse than Legend of the Hidden Temple kids.
But nothing beats the kids who had to fuck around in who knows what kind of goo in Family Doubledare, all for a lame-ass karaoke machine.
p.s.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=125313
God the kids in this were so bad on the last level.
Way fucking worse than Legend of the Hidden Temple kids.
But nothing beats the kids who had to fuck around in who knows what kind of goo in Family Doubledare, all for a lame-ass karaoke machine.
p.s.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=125313
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It's bizarre and sad and funny.
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That's the documentary that shows Billy acting like a huge prick, right? I saw that on tv a while back, and that's the only thing about the movie I remember.
That, and the twin galaxies game ref.
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I remember reading something about it that said the movie made him out to be an awesome guy but in reality he was a giant prick and all that
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkzF56tGYSg
where you watch kids
play video games badly.
God, you gotta love the '90s.
Loved this show so much.
EDIT: Of course those kids sucked fucking horribly.
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are the two competitors on that OP video really Jason and Jathan?
Like Jason if a dude with a lisp and three cocks in his mouth was trying to say Jason?
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That happened to me a lot.
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Didn't Obama play Sisqo for the last half of DS9?
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The same person who lets their kid get humiliated on national television.
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Ethan Marth?
No
I used to think Steve Martin and Leslie Nielsen were the same guy though
Someone that really liked the name Nathan, but already had a kid.
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fucking unicorns though...
I keep picturing Sylvester the cat in a maternity ward.
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Just so bad
Also I remember watching this when I was like 7 and still thinking "god these kids suck so bad"
Anyways
Man fuck the 90s sucked
Actually seeing the kids set up in front of a green tarp so they could matte in the video-game elements was both fascinating and extremely disappointing to my childhood mind. I'd always assumed there was something more to the show than them standing in front of/on top of a green tarp and watching themselves on a monitor off-screen to avoid getting hit.
Turns out, nope.
The kids were WAY worse on the final level of Legends. It's not even a contest.
I mean of course the kids on Nick Arcade were fucking dumbasses. I don't think I ever saw a kid get the orbs on top of the second screen without taking stupid hits.
But like, I was always inclinded to cut them a little slack because of the green screening aspect. In Legends, that shit is real. And the mistakes they made were MUCH more stupid than just not crawling low enough or jumping at the wrong time. Nick Arcade was primarily mistakes of execution, but the kids on Legends showed zero fucking cognitive ability or preplanning.
FUCK YOU THAT MONKEY ISN'T HARD TO PUT TOGETHER! WHY DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE HALF DOZEN EPISODES FILMED EARLIER THAT DAY FOR TIPS?
I also used to get seriously pissed off at the kids on Guts. I mean they were probably more athletic than I was, but I'm 100% sure I could have won the vast majority of the episodes (there was the occasional genuinely strong competitor) just by not being a fucking idiot.
And don't even get me started about the strategy of choosing when to dare on Double Dare.
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And yeah, the green screen made those games extremely difficult. They should have let the kids practice first on them.
As for Guts, the scoring system really annoyed me. You can get your ass handed to you on the first few events and then win that Aggrocrag thing and end up the champion.
So really, a smart contestant should have just dogged it for the first three games (or however many there were) to conserve energy, and they go flat out on that mountain for the win and that glowing piece of whatever.
As for Double Dare, I don't know about anyone else, but I regularly pleasured myself to that female stage hand whose name I can't remember. Jesus Christ, she was built. Even in that loose Double Dare t-shirt, you could see that she had some real jugs.
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