First of all, we are all out of toilet paper and we have no money. Like not enough money to drive to the store and buy toilet paper. So we have gone through all the tissues, papertowels, napkins and coffee filters in the house, and now I've resorted to wetting printer paper before crumpling it up and using that.
But that wasn't the really bad part. The really bad part is that my ass was just dripping blood. Enough to dye all the toilet bowl water bright red.
And then it got clogged.
Where did 60 dollars to buy Starcraft 2 come from then?
The other video games I sold.
I think toilet paper would have been the wiser investment.
Well it's just that it was so much blood that I'm kind of wondering if it's not worth getting another finger shoved up my ass to see if something is really wrong.
And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.
why did you buy any video games at all if your finances are that tight
I bought SCII two weeks ago.
I mean, I knew things were going to be tight then, but not so tight that we wouldn't have necessities. My mom kind of sprung the "we have no money until Friday so make due" on me very recently.
I'm sure she wasn't really paying attention to how much money we had either.
I'm just really worried about her now because she's already taken out a really awful loan and now she's in debt. The sooner I move back into school the better. I just hope I can convince my dad that my mom shouldn't have to pay any of it, because she seriously fucking can't!
And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.
I would rather die than do that.
This isn't the friggin' middle ages, this is the computer age. WE'LL USE COMPUTE PAPER.
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I would probably do a rinse in the shower before I would use paper like that
So long as you are good about cleaning the shower afterwards, it is best you was the shit chunks out of your ass as opposed to shredding and lacerating your anus.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
why did you buy any video games at all if your finances are that tight
I bought SCII two weeks ago.
I mean, I knew things were going to be tight then, but not so tight that we wouldn't have necessities. My mom kind of sprung the "we have no money until Friday so make due" on me very recently.
I'm sure she wasn't really paying attention to how much money we had either.
I'm just really worried about her now because she's already taken out a really awful loan and now she's in debt. The sooner I move back into school the better. I just hope I can convince my dad that my mom shouldn't have to pay any of it, because she seriously fucking can't!
"Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
That is a pretty convincing argument.
I mean not even re: the debt.
Just about anything in general.
"Winky can you take the trash out?"
"Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"I'll...I'll take it out myself."
why did you buy any video games at all if your finances are that tight
I bought SCII two weeks ago.
I mean, I knew things were going to be tight then, but not so tight that we wouldn't have necessities. My mom kind of sprung the "we have no money until Friday so make due" on me very recently.
I'm sure she wasn't really paying attention to how much money we had either.
I'm just really worried about her now because she's already taken out a really awful loan and now she's in debt. The sooner I move back into school the better. I just hope I can convince my dad that my mom shouldn't have to pay any of it, because she seriously fucking can't!
Kill Abd and take his job at the multi-millionaire gas station he sucks cock at. It's the only way.
Well it's just that it was so much blood that I'm kind of wondering if it's not worth getting another finger shoved up my ass to see if something is really wrong.
What's wrong is that you've been tearing your asshole to shreds by using things not meant for rubbing assholes
it'll go over if you wipe with ease, not excessively, and using actual fucking toilet paper
And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.
That is disgusting. I was having bloody poops. I am not using my hand for that shit.
Seriously, if you soak the paper first it ends up pretty soft.
And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.
I would rather die than do that.
This isn't the friggin' middle ages, this is the computer age. WE'LL USE COMPUTE PAPER.
Oh nooo I got some poop on my hand what am i gonna dooooooooo
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I think toilet paper would have been the wiser investment.
5.5 weeks? Who does she think she is, a Scandinavian?
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I already had one today so I'm broke again.
Can't wait to eat again next month.
if he didn't elaborate, you might just be thinking all day, "I wonder if Winky bleeds from his anus."
What about old magazines?
magazines are glossy and sharp I dunno
also what if these are prized magazines that belonged to your great aunt agnes
your mom is in hysterics
WHAT HAPPENED TO AGNES'S NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
oh sorry mom I wiped my ass with them
Make him an omlette. That'll teach him.
No one made a prostitution joke?
Really?
I am disappoint.
this is the kind of thinking that got him into his current situation
Genre?
I'm just gonna toss out F-Zero, Megaman X, Earth Bound, Chrono Trigger and uh....I dunno, something else.
Aladdin, Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario Kart, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario World.
Choco says Final Fantasy 3.
Um. All of them?
If he can't afford toilet paper what makes you think he can afford water?
I bought SCII two weeks ago.
I mean, I knew things were going to be tight then, but not so tight that we wouldn't have necessities. My mom kind of sprung the "we have no money until Friday so make due" on me very recently.
I'm sure she wasn't really paying attention to how much money we had either.
I'm just really worried about her now because she's already taken out a really awful loan and now she's in debt. The sooner I move back into school the better. I just hope I can convince my dad that my mom shouldn't have to pay any of it, because she seriously fucking can't!
FF2/4? Super Punch Out?
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Super Metroid, Super Mario World and some Final Fantasy 4 for a RPG fix should cover you for a number of hours.
I would rather die than do that.
This isn't the friggin' middle ages, this is the computer age. WE'LL USE COMPUTE PAPER.
So long as you are good about cleaning the shower afterwards, it is best you was the shit chunks out of your ass as opposed to shredding and lacerating your anus.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Blackthorne is a personal favorite, nearly anything by Capcom / Square / Enix tend to be good picks.
Super Metroid.
"Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
That is a pretty convincing argument.
I mean not even re: the debt.
Just about anything in general.
"Winky can you take the trash out?"
"Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"I'll...I'll take it out myself."
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Kill Abd and take his job at the multi-millionaire gas station he sucks cock at. It's the only way.
What's wrong is that you've been tearing your asshole to shreds by using things not meant for rubbing assholes
it'll go over if you wipe with ease, not excessively, and using actual fucking toilet paper
can we go back to talking about blazblue
That is disgusting. I was having bloody poops. I am not using my hand for that shit.
Seriously, if you soak the paper first it ends up pretty soft.
Oh nooo I got some poop on my hand what am i gonna dooooooooo
*shuffles through library*
Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood.