Yeah most people just have fissures along their anus which causes some bright red blood in their stool. Some soft wipes and more bran should allow those to heal up.
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Winky I feel like you should treat your elders with more respect because-
Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood.
"Son, why were you doing 65 in a 45?"
"I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"Oh my God! There's a dead hooker and a brick of cocaine! Winky, what have you done??"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood." /thousand yard stare
"Let me help you hide the bodies, son."
"Who the fuck took my car antique car on a joy ride?!"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"....I'll call an auto body."
"Oh god my stocks... my IRA... all emptied out and spent on Farmville cash..."
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"I'll... I'll go fill out a McDonalds job application... I love you, son."
"YOU LOST 74 PLEX IN EVE ONLINE?!"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"I'll start the miners back up..."
i knew a guy on another forum who had to flush the toilet every time he took a shit because the toilet would literally fill with shit in the middle of his bowel movements
and he thought it was like this for everyone
his friends' reactions were the best
"no, you are thinking of elephants"
"ah yes, i too remember when my balls and my colon dropped"
and then someone posted a mockup cover of Everybody Poops, retitled "Everybody Poops...But Goddamn"
Winky if you consistently have blood when you poop uh, see a doctor seriously? Or change your diet?
Stop eating glass?
It's like you guys aren't even paying attention to what I say about my anal health.
I've had it for years and I've gone to a doctor and he was all "olol idk bro". So I was like "Whatever I'll just poop blood and like it".
Is there pain with the bright red blood? Or is it darker blood blended with the stool? Is there a streak on the well formed stool or is it all over the place like the hallway from the shining?
I'm gonna give guess answers and we'll see how close I am. Bright red, usually not panful but sometimes, rarely a stripe, mostly like the shining. Sometimes days or even weeks go by with no blood and then it hits without warning.
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Man I take a walk and you guys are talking about bleeding anus's.
Talking about asses: sorry about spazzing out and acting all offended at you calling me a fascist yesterday. Reading back I was wording myself pretty terribly and should have taken a step back way earlier.
Water under the bridge aldo, I wasn't seriously in that argument but the way the wording had it you were like "Oh I'll make you do charity" and it was kinda scary. Road to hell etc etc.
Apology accepted Admiral Needa.
Yeah indeed and I was all "Who you calling Hitler? You know who called people Hitler? HITLER!" *stomp stomp stomp*
Kinda uncalled for is what I'm saying.
Thank you for your apology aldo. I'll cross your name off the people to kill list.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
so basically tap block instead of holding it down right?
No, you still want to hold down block. Basically you want to start blocking RIGHT before the enemy attack hits you. If you do this you get an instant block, which lets you recover faster and I also forgot to mention that it fills your heat bar some.
But you still need to be holding back to actually block, it's not like a parry from SFIII. Basically, try to block right before you get hit but err on the side of blocking to soon. If you did it right you'll get an instant block, if you did it too soon you'll just get a regular block.
Instant blocking can be combined with barrier blocking for instant barrier blocking.
Winky if you consistently have blood when you poop uh, see a doctor seriously? Or change your diet?
Stop eating glass?
It's like you guys aren't even paying attention to what I say about my anal health.
I've had it for years and I've gone to a doctor and he was all "olol idk bro". So I was like "Whatever I'll just poop blood and like it".
Is there pain with the bright red blood? Or is it darker blood blended with the stool? Is there a streak on the well formed stool or is it all over the place like the hallway from the shining?
I'm gonna give guess answers and we'll see how close I am. Bright red, usually not panful but sometimes, rarely a stripe, mostly like the shining. Sometimes days or even weeks go by with no blood and then it hits without warning.
So, I mean, I guess this means you know exactly what it is then?
Man I take a walk and you guys are talking about bleeding anus's.
Talking about asses: sorry about spazzing out and acting all offended at you calling me a fascist yesterday. Reading back I was wording myself pretty terribly and should have taken a step back way earlier.
Water under the bridge aldo, I wasn't seriously in that argument but the way the wording had it you were like "Oh I'll make you do charity" and it was kinda scary. Road to hell etc etc.
Apology accepted Admiral Needa.
Yeah indeed and I was all "Who you calling Hitler? You know who called people Hitler? HITLER!" *stomp stomp stomp*
Kinda uncalled for is what I'm saying.
Thank you for your apology aldo. I'll cross your name off the people to kill list.
so basically tap block instead of holding it down right?
No, you still want to hold down block. Basically you want to start blocking RIGHT before the enemy attack hits you. If you do this you get an instant block, which lets you recover faster and I also forgot to mention that it fills your heat bar some.
But you still need to be holding back to actually block, it's not like a parry from SFIII. Basically, try to block right before you get hit but err on the side of blocking to soon. If you did it right you'll get an instant block, if you did it too soon you'll just get a regular block.
Instant blocking can be combined with barrier blocking for instant barrier blocking.
Actually pay the five dollars to Cass so she writes a fanfiction about this.
Winky stared at the sink as it filled with a torrent of gushing water. Gently, he eased a new piece of computer paper off the top of the pile. It creased in his hands, sharp and fresh like the scent of pine on a summer breeze.
"You'll have to do, old girl." he whispered, staring at the pile of poop stained coffee filters collected at the garbage in front. "It's time for you to serve your country."
The computer paper silently drifted free of Winky's hand and embraced the cool embrace of the tap water. Winky settled down to do his business. His thoughts drifted to happier times. He remembered Christmas morning, when he was but five years old. His tiny legs could barely toddle down to the brightly lit tree. As he tore open the colorful packaging, he screamed with joy at the contents - his own pack of toilet paper.
"It's yours now son." his father whispered, cradling the tot in his arms. "It's your legacy. May your ass always be cradled by the finest of fabrics."
With great regret, he pulled the soggy computer paper out of the sink.
"I'm so sorry." The regret exploded from his lips as he reached down towards his moist anus. "Father...."
Man I take a walk and you guys are talking about bleeding anus's.
Talking about asses: sorry about spazzing out and acting all offended at you calling me a fascist yesterday. Reading back I was wording myself pretty terribly and should have taken a step back way earlier.
Water under the bridge aldo, I wasn't seriously in that argument but the way the wording had it you were like "Oh I'll make you do charity" and it was kinda scary. Road to hell etc etc.
Apology accepted Admiral Needa.
Yeah indeed and I was all "Who you calling Hitler? You know who called people Hitler? HITLER!" *stomp stomp stomp*
Kinda uncalled for is what I'm saying.
Thank you for your apology aldo. I'll cross your name off the people to kill list.
Preacher, I'm sorry that you are a poo poo head and also a stupid face.
You want the blood to be nice and bright red which generally just means you ripped your poop hole.
Well most people prefer no blood in their shit happy. It's why I stopped eating peanuts shells and all, god damn it was like shitting a fucking food processor.
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TOO LATE YOU'VE ALREADY SOWN YOUR FILTHY FATE
AMONG THE NATIVES YOUR NAME IS
HE WHO WIPES WITH COMPUTER PAPER
Didn't your mom leave you $5 this morning?
This sounds premeditated.
R-Type, Phalanx for the side-scrolling version.
The Super Star Wars games; Castlevania IV.
I mean, I could go on. Super Metroid's been mentioned 4 or 5 times, and I need to re-iterate that one. Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
AD&D Eye of the Beholder is decent.
so basically tap block instead of holding it down right?
That's cute.
Yeah most people just have fissures along their anus which causes some bright red blood in their stool. Some soft wipes and more bran should allow those to heal up.
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His Native American name is Sits With Caution.
But not really
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
"YOU LOST 74 PLEX IN EVE ONLINE?!"
"Dad, I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
"I'll start the miners back up..."
and he thought it was like this for everyone
his friends' reactions were the best
"no, you are thinking of elephants"
"ah yes, i too remember when my balls and my colon dropped"
and then someone posted a mockup cover of Everybody Poops, retitled "Everybody Poops...But Goddamn"
I know I am quoting the wrong message, but what system did you go with in the end?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
is that his voice actor isn't terrible
glorious
I'm gonna give guess answers and we'll see how close I am. Bright red, usually not panful but sometimes, rarely a stripe, mostly like the shining. Sometimes days or even weeks go by with no blood and then it hits without warning.
Yes.
I mean I probably should've put the two together.
But instead I just saw $5 and was like "Hey! $5!"
Then I went and pooped blood.
Then I came back and I was like I wonder what I could do with these $5.
Thank you for your apology aldo. I'll cross your name off the people to kill list.
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It's what it sounds like, but he is not describing any pain or discomfort from the times he isn't giving his rectum paper cuts.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
No, you still want to hold down block. Basically you want to start blocking RIGHT before the enemy attack hits you. If you do this you get an instant block, which lets you recover faster and I also forgot to mention that it fills your heat bar some.
But you still need to be holding back to actually block, it's not like a parry from SFIII. Basically, try to block right before you get hit but err on the side of blocking to soon. If you did it right you'll get an instant block, if you did it too soon you'll just get a regular block.
Instant blocking can be combined with barrier blocking for instant barrier blocking.
And yeah, it's as badass as the name implies.
fissureman?
So, I mean, I guess this means you know exactly what it is then?
Because you are absolutely right.
and then print it out and use it to wipe your butthole
I like Hazama because he has a TDK Joker costume and a DLC OG Joker costume.
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Say, is that friend of Winky still posting on PA?
MacBook Pro 15" 2.4Ghz Core i5, 4GB of RAM, high-resolution matte display, 500GB 7200RPM HDD.
Yes, that or cancer.
You want the blood to be nice and bright red which generally just means you ripped your poop hole.
Alright
Time to find a way to get 40 dollar for this game
I wish I had a glut of video games I didn't want
Nah, I prefer lubricant of the none love lube variety.
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Yep.
Winky stared at the sink as it filled with a torrent of gushing water. Gently, he eased a new piece of computer paper off the top of the pile. It creased in his hands, sharp and fresh like the scent of pine on a summer breeze.
"You'll have to do, old girl." he whispered, staring at the pile of poop stained coffee filters collected at the garbage in front. "It's time for you to serve your country."
The computer paper silently drifted free of Winky's hand and embraced the cool embrace of the tap water. Winky settled down to do his business. His thoughts drifted to happier times. He remembered Christmas morning, when he was but five years old. His tiny legs could barely toddle down to the brightly lit tree. As he tore open the colorful packaging, he screamed with joy at the contents - his own pack of toilet paper.
"It's yours now son." his father whispered, cradling the tot in his arms. "It's your legacy. May your ass always be cradled by the finest of fabrics."
With great regret, he pulled the soggy computer paper out of the sink.
"I'm so sorry." The regret exploded from his lips as he reached down towards his moist anus. "Father...."
The first torrent of blood ripped forth.
oh really?
well then
even better
though i like the white costume with the green ouroboros
i cheer every time a democrat dies
because if they have different opinions than me the world is a better place without them, obviously
Say, Bob, what'd you do today?
Oh, I just ripped my poop hole. Happens!
Yeah, it sure does Bob.
laughter [fade out].
Preacher, I'm sorry that you are a poo poo head and also a stupid face.
Well most people prefer no blood in their shit happy. It's why I stopped eating peanuts shells and all, god damn it was like shitting a fucking food processor.
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