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If having sex with somebody is the same as having sex with their previous partners

the wookthe wook Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Singularity Engine++
is going down on somebody the same as going down on everybody with whom they've had sex?

If so, I've blown a lot of dudes

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    no, going down on someone is like them getting fucked by everyone who you've blown

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no, going down on someone is like them getting fucked by everyone who you've kissed

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what if i make a point to shake a lotta hands

    how many people have i fisted by proxy, per capita

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    depends on how recently that lady douched her pooch

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I try not to think about where lips have been

    Especially yours, wook

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    other people's tongues: weird

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AMP'd is looking over his collection again

    He's got about four dozen, all pinned onto a corkboard

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So if you've fucked everyone your partner fucked, does that mean you've also masturbated since your partner fuck you?

    Is that gay?

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nothing I have to worry about

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if having sex with somebody is the same as having sex with their previous partners, how many of you have had sex with someone famous

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    AMP'd is looking over his collection again

    He's got about four dozen, all pinned onto a corkboard

    each with its own story

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if having sex with somebody is the same as having sex with their previous partners, how many of you have had sex with someone famous

    this is a fear of mine. i may have gotten steven tyler's cooties.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    uh oh I think I fucked a girl from the movie Precious

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    based on push, a novel by sapphire

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    uh oh I think I fucked a girl from the movie Precious

    D:

    Also, if I kiss your sister, does that mean I've blown Bogey?

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    wook is this you coming out?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Some kind of slick chrome American prince A blue jean serenadeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if having sex with somebody is the same as having sex with their previous partners, how many of you have had sex with someone famous

    Are we counting partners of those partners too? How many degrees are we going with here?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I guess as many degrees as you know

    personally I don't think I know about any of the partners of my partners' partners, that's pretty weird

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Six degrees of copulation

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It turns out that in the end everyone has slept with everyone else, ever

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    It turns out that in the end everyone has slept with everyone else, ever

    Especially Kevin Bacon.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Actually Sean Connery has been around more, it's a common misconception

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kevin Bacon actually hasn't had sex in over a decade. He just sits there and enjoys all those orgasms by proxy.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    a girl I used to hang out with slept with Zach Braff when he came through gainesville to talk at UF.

    so, my dick says you're welcome for Scrubs

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    MLIGS
    (my life is Garden State)

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Six degrees of copulation

    I hear that movie has a bad ending

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Six degrees of copulation

    I hear that movie has a bad ending

    yeah, Kids is never fun to watch.

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I once watched a buddy use the "So how's my dick taste?" line to his ex's new BF.

    My buddy is not a classy fellow.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    One of my former roommates asked a friend's girlfriend "Oh, so you blow him?" at a party the first time he met her.

    He stills sees nothing wrong with that being the first question he has for someone. O_o

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    All these constant stories of idiotic roommates don't make me feel so happy about the prospect of eventually moving elsewhere

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    neville wrote: »
    One of my former roommates asked a friend's girlfriend "Oh, so you blow him?" at a party the first time he met her.

    He stills sees nothing wrong with that being the first question he has for someone. O_o

    that's an excellent first question to ask because if she responds in a witty fashion she's probably good people and if she gets offended he doesn't really have to waste his time trying to get along with his friend's girlfriend

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mrpaku wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    One of my former roommates asked a friend's girlfriend "Oh, so you blow him?" at a party the first time he met her.

    He stills sees nothing wrong with that being the first question he has for someone. O_o

    that's an excellent first question to ask because if she responds in a witty fashion she's probably good people and if she gets offended he doesn't really have to waste his time trying to get along with his friend's girlfriend

    she's pretty stoned most of the time.
    Not really the point though!

    I'm too classy/reserved I guess. :S

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mrpaku you are never meeting anybody I know, even my worst enemies

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no, talking about sex is gross and taboo and should be avoided among polite company

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  • StraightziStraightzi WITNESS ME Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    mrpaku you are never meeting anybody I know, even my worst enemies

    Your worst enemies blow you?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You'd never catch me even using the word "sex"

    And certainly not a word like "fucking"

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    mrpaku you are never meeting anybody I know, even my worst enemies

    Your worst enemies blow you?

    friends close, enemies etc etc

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    You'd never catch me even using the word "sex"

    And certainly not a word like "fucking"

    snog?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    mrpaku you are never meeting anybody I know, even my worst enemies

    there's this girl at my work who always wears a scarf around her neck, likely because she is covering up some tattoos and trying to be professional

    first time we got two seconds alone together i asked her if i were to remove the scarf, would her head fall off or what

    see because if she is appalled by my question, we were never going to get along anyway, so fuck it

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    mrpaku you are never meeting anybody I know, even my worst enemies

    Your worst enemies blow you?

    friends close, enemies etc etc

    Dated a girl who fucked her neighbour while she was seeing me and dated a girl who turned out to be a crazy stalker

    So yes

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