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If having sex with somebody is the same as having sex with their previous partners

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the last girl I went on a date with couldn't stop talking about all the sex she had with her previous partners. in detail. to everyone. kinda a turnoff

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mrpaku wrote: »
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    mrpaku you are never meeting anybody I know, even my worst enemies

    there's this girl at my work who always wears a scarf around her neck, likely because she is covering up some tattoos and trying to be professional

    first time we got two seconds alone together i asked her if i were to remove the scarf, would her head fall off or what

    see because if she is appalled by my question, we were never going to get along anyway, so fuck it

    That's a far better example than asking a complete stranger if she sucks off her boyfriend

    By like an order of magnitude, it's actually remotely witty for a start

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    the last girl I went on a date with couldn't stop talking about all the sex she had with her previous partners. in detail. to everyone. kinda a turnoff

    A turnoff since she didn't have sex with you?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    the last girl I went on a date with couldn't stop talking about all the sex she had with her previous partners. in detail. to everyone. kinda a turnoff

    A turnoff since she didn't have sex with you?

    no I dropped her not the other around so there

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    it takes more than one date to get into my pants. unless you pay for it and its really fancy

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    it takes more than one date to get into my pants. unless you pay for it and its really fancy
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    Is that fancy enough

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nope

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    it takes more than one date to get into my pants. unless you pay for it and its really fancy

    I pay. I'm a gentleman. 8-)

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well you're a jerk anyway I'm putting you on a website dedicated to complaining about jerks that people date

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Well you're a jerk anyway I'm putting you on a website dedicated to complaining about jerks that people date

    I thought this was the website about that

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    You'd never catch me even using the word "sex"

    And certainly not a word like "fucking"

    It is because you are a classy gent.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey thanks Liiya I really fucking appreciate the kind words

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i have only recently had to deal with the concept of being with a lady who has had partners before me

    to be honest it makes me feel naive to even be thinking about it

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    For shame, Edward Crab.

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    So if you've fucked everyone your partner fucked, does that mean you've also masturbated since your partner fuck you?

    Is that gay?

    If masturbating is gay, I may have to change my name to Charles Nelson Reilly.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    For shame, Edward Crab.

    Now I wish that was actually my name

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i was talkin to this drunk ukrainian dude just now, oh lord I barely speak russian and he barely speaks english and he jsut goes off everything I says and he got mad when I mentioned new york and needing a toilet.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sup manny

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    When I have sex with a person I have sex with all of their previous partners, for sure. I hunt them down meticulously and fuck them.

    If I were to create a graph of my fucking, it'd look like the Mandelbrot set.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey Chris, how is it goin?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Not too bad, just workin'.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

    You in Cali now, right?

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i just hope i've had sex with founding father benjamin franklin
    i am seriously attracted to that guy

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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Phonehand wrote: »
    i just hope i've had sex with founding father benjamin franklin
    i am seriously attracted to that guy

    it's the hair, right

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    plus the dude invented lighting

    yeah i'm pretty sure that's right

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

    You in Cali now, right?

    for the next 3 weeks ya

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

    You in Cali now, right?

    for the next 3 weeks ya

    Moving someplace else in 3 weeks or vacation?

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ben franklin banged all the ladies

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Seriously I am this type of person. I like to go in mind fresh thinking all good thoughts but if any descriptions of previous people are brought much less someone I know then it messes with me.

    You mean I sorta just licked my best friends dick? I knew this adultery thing was for the birds! Yuck!

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this never bothered me

    and I'm even kinda a jealous guy in relationships (not like "who the fuck you are calling my girlfriend bro" or "you vill spent all joor time vith me" jealous, but I'm still working on it)

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This doesn't bother me

    It's an excuse to talk about other men's dicks

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hmm

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    this never bothered me

    and I'm even kinda a jealous guy in relationships (not like "who the fuck you are calling my girlfriend bro" or "you vill spent all joor time vith me" jealous, but I'm still working on it)

    oops I had sex with your girlfriend's phone sorry

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    this never bothered me

    and I'm even kinda a jealous guy in relationships (not like "who the fuck you are calling my girlfriend bro" or "you vill spent all joor time vith me" jealous, but I'm still working on it)

    oops I had sex with your girlfriend's phone sorry

    smashin' barstools

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In all honesty I like talking about sex. I find it incredibly interesting to talk about sex with absolutely anyone, I find sexual stories highly entertaining, and so on. If I happen to be having sex with the person I'm talking about sex with, I find it even more interesting, because it is relevant to certain vested interests of mine.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ya pervin bro?

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i like to go in blind

    emotionally bare-back, so to speak

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    i like to go in blind

    emotionally bare-back, so to speak

    word

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Related to thread title:

    There's this one girl I've known for years now and I would totally do her.
    But then I always remember that I have known at least 5 of the people she slept with before and all of them are horrible,horrible people who make me vomit and I really do not want to touch what they have touched. Not even with my 10 foot pole.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

    You in Cali now, right?

    for the next 3 weeks ya

    Moving someplace else in 3 weeks or vacation?

    I assume he's going back to Digipen.

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