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[Mass Effect] Incendiary Ammo makes Krogan extra crispy.
My name is Avina and I'll be your guide on the citadel today
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Mass Effect is an action role-playing game developed by BioWare for the Xbox 360 and then ported to Microsoft Windows by Demiurge Studios. The Xbox 360 version was released worldwide in November 2007 published by Microsoft Game Studios. The Windows version was released on May 28, 2008, published by Electronic Arts.
According to our records this is your second visit to the citadel.
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Mass Effect 2 is an action role-playing game developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts. The game is a sequel to Mass Effect, and the second game of the series. The game was released on PC and Xbox 360 in January 2010, and is due for release on PlayStation 3 in January 2011.
need crucial info on the inner thinking of a reaper? LOOK NO FURTHER!
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sovereign watches the asari discover citadel
THEY ARE PRETTY, YES. BUT THEY HAVE ALREADY BEGUN A CULTURAL STAGNATION. UNFLAVORFUL AND BLAND I DEEM THEM
salarians come in, ambitious, but under the influence of asari cease progressing as well
OH GOD THEY'RE LIKE POP ROCKS. TOO BAD THEY DON'T LAST LONGER....ANYONE ELSE GOING TO JOIN THE PARTY?
no? oh well guess i'll drop the voice effects it's not like these rachni can appreciate them anyway. ok you bug queens guess i'll trigger this purge early. not much this time around but that's just the way the cookie crumbles. wish you buggers were worth more to me than as a puppet race...ah nevermind
OH FUCK KROGANS
dammit, they didn't even register on my spacefaring, relay-using species list! D: looks like this plan ain't gonna work retreeeat
also very odd i sent the signal to open the citadel relay but it didn't work. UPSETTING.
also dammit that was the loss of a good puppet race D: indoctrinate the queens and everyone follows ugh ugh where am i gonna find another one oh well
ooo turians OOOO they didn't even get to the citadel until they were already worth harvesting? OMFG you guys ALONE are worth this purge i gotta let the guys know~ <3 mebbe they'll give me a puppet race or something too!
um ok they're excited too but they say nobody gets access to the collectors unless it's an EMERGENCY
FUCK
uh, uh *casts around*
OH HO HO SENTIENT TOASTERS YOU SAY? I CAN WORK WITH THAT! NO I DON'T CARE THAT THEY HAVE FLASHLIGHT HEADS
hmm humans? well they're no krogan i don't think i have to worry about them much hahaha
besides i've got enough busy-work traipsing all over the galaxy trying to find this prothean "back door" thingy
did the guys bother to tell me about that? nooooo they just get to point and laugh, specially that bitch harbinger. DENY ME ACCESS TO THE COLLECTORS WILL YOU? YOU JUST WAIT
HOW BOUT I LEAVE YOU ALL IN BLACK SPACE HMMM?
i was just kidding guys- ah you don't have to bring that up-LOOK I SAID I WAS SORRY.
who the fuck is this shepard person?
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ok, WHO the FUCK is this SHEPARD person?
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OMFG WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SHEPARD PERSON. I AM GOING TO HAVE A CHAT WITH THIS HUMAN.
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blah that didn't go as well as i'd liked. doesn't matter anyway, me and my flashlight heads are in the backdoor. the guys will like the taste of the turians and it's just gravy if i get to personally stomp out this humanity species too. GOD they can be ANNOYING.
WHAT? DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY GUYS, WE ALL AGREED THAT SOVVY WAS TOO INCOMPETENT TO USE THE COLLECTORS.
OK FINE THIS IS A PROBLEM ALRIGHT I'LL USE THE COLLECTORS TO DEAL WITH IT
BAM
SHEPARD'S DEAD ARE YOU HAPPY? GOOD.
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WHAT NOW. YOU WANT TO USE THE HUMANS? WHAT ARE YOU, OUT OF YOUR BIOMECHANICAL MINDS?
FINE. BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT.
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OH FUCK OH FUCK SHEPARD'S BACK OH FUCK
I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM TOO DON'T FUCKING BLAME ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT SOVVY LEFT THE HUSK TECH LYING AROUND WHERE THEY COULD RESEARCH IT
oh god.
shepard is in the collector base. ah shit. ah SHIT SHIT SHIIITTTTT
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look, i'm sorry guys i didn't mean for that to happen. YES i know that was our backup plan. YES i know we don't have any "spare" puppet species. YES i know just how much energy we spent on the collectors and on that base.
This goes with:
Mass Effect 1 (all of it)
Mass Effect 2, disc 1 (all of it)
Mass Effect 2, disc 2 (all of it)
Every movie
Every story
Every moment of your life
A final thanks to Bioware for creating two awesome games
Dox the PI for the 10 minutes it took to create this clusterfuck of an OP
And you the, the reader, because without you no one would be reading this.
Mass Effect 2 is going to be on the PS3? I really didn't like the first Mass Effect... but I need more RPGs on my PS3. Oh well, I suppose it deserves a second chance.
Mass Effect 2 is going to be on the PS3? I really didn't like the first Mass Effect... but I need more RPGs on my PS3. Oh well, I suppose it deserves a second chance.
You can play is pretty much like a Gears style 3rd person shooter.
So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.
" Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.
So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.
" Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.
So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.
" Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.
So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.
" Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.
You cut that shit out before i start crying.
While masturbating?
Hey, what i do in my own time is none of your concern.
that canon romance video still gives me nightmares
You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.
And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
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It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.
Mass Effect 2 is going to be on the PS3? I really didn't like the first Mass Effect... but I need more RPGs on my PS3. Oh well, I suppose it deserves a second chance.
I missed the first Mass Effect... but getting a PS3 ME encourages me to want it now.
that canon romance video still gives me nightmares
You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.
And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
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It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.
Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.
"Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"
So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.
" Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.
legions light flickered momentarily as the creator stepped from the enviromental suit that had fallen around her ankles. her nubile flesh glistening with a fine glean of sweat, her synthetic robopenis springing to life as she turned to legion, " reconcilliation awaits, legion "
... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
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That takes a quad.
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You can play is pretty much like a Gears style 3rd person shooter.
Needs to be Mass Effect movie? y/n?
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I've got a spare copy of Portal, if anyone wants it message me.
" Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.
You cut that shit out before i start crying.
While masturbating?
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
Hey, what i do in my own time is none of your concern.
Wait a minute, if it's Tali and Legion, why is it slashfic?
Just wait till Tali drops the envrio-pants.
I should do a ME1/ME2 run again.
There is something wrong with you sir.
Spending 200 hours on the game is perfectly normal.
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
And surprise!
Miranda's doing her job, apparently. Giving you nightmares.
I want Tali to turn out to be a guy now, just for the screams of anguish you'd hear from Talimancers.
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
At first I was like
But then I
Please, call me ebo. I generally play TF2, Dungeon Defenders, Blood Bowl, and someday DotA 2.
You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.
And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
Please, call me ebo. I generally play TF2, Dungeon Defenders, Blood Bowl, and someday DotA 2.
I missed the first Mass Effect... but getting a PS3 ME encourages me to want it now.
It just seemed appropriate.
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
"K, got it."
"Oops."
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
More capsuleers should look as cool as I do.
Syrupdwellings ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.
"Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"
thanks fixed
legions light flickered momentarily as the creator stepped from the enviromental suit that had fallen around her ankles. her nubile flesh glistening with a fine glean of sweat, her synthetic robopenis springing to life as she turned to legion, " reconcilliation awaits, legion "
I sure hope so.
"I only have meer months to live he said!" eyes filled with tears
"It makes no differance to, my love" the voice murmed
Thane began to cry tears of joy as Garrus got into bed with him, It would be a grand, long night.
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how do you think scale itch gets on the ship, she puts on a special show before going through the omega-4 relay
Robopenis? Robopenis?
Robo
penis?
...Robopenis, Buttcleft?
Shepard pimps her out to the reapers to stop the war
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