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Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Games and Technology
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And you the, the reader, because without you no one would be reading this.
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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You're thanking yourself? O_o

    That takes a quad.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • -Tal-Tal I am Gabe Newell, creator of Penny Arcade PM me if you want an anime subforumRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    op needs more Cerberus logos, pleges of allegiance, bumper stickers, voting pins, action figures, t-shirts, eroges, monuments to TIM, etc.

  • korodullinkorodullin What. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    But does September also go with this thread?

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  • Transdimensional WhaleTransdimensional Whale Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Mass Effect 2 is going to be on the PS3? I really didn't like the first Mass Effect... but I need more RPGs on my PS3. Oh well, I suppose it deserves a second chance.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mass Effect 2 is going to be on the PS3? I really didn't like the first Mass Effect... but I need more RPGs on my PS3. Oh well, I suppose it deserves a second chance.

    You can play is pretty much like a Gears style 3rd person shooter.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mass Effect movie link is broken in the op.

    Needs to be Mass Effect movie? y/n?

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that canon romance video still gives me nightmares

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • deowolfdeowolf Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    deowolf wrote: »
    So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.

    " Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    deowolf wrote: »
    So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.

    " Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.

    You cut that shit out before i start crying.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    deowolf wrote: »
    So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.

    " Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.

    You cut that shit out before i start crying.

    While masturbating?

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    deowolf wrote: »
    So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.

    " Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.

    You cut that shit out before i start crying.

    While masturbating?

    Hey, what i do in my own time is none of your concern.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Oh you guys!

    Wait a minute, if it's Tali and Legion, why is it slashfic?

  • TracerBulletTracerBullet Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Xtarath wrote: »
    Oh you guys!

    Wait a minute, if it's Tali and Legion, why is it slashfic?

    Just wait till Tali drops the envrio-pants.

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  • FawstFawst This is my over the moon face.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You know, I haven't played ME2 since... huh, when did it come out? I haven't touched it since I beat it.

    I should do a ME1/ME2 run again.

  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fawst wrote: »
    You know, I haven't played ME2 since... huh, when did it come out? I haven't touched it since I beat it.

    I should do a ME1/ME2 run again.

    There is something wrong with you sir.

    Spending 200 hours on the game is perfectly normal.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • Dr. WormDr. Worm Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Xtarath wrote: »
    Oh you guys!

    Wait a minute, if it's Tali and Legion, why is it slashfic?

    Just wait till Tali drops the envrio-pants.

    And surprise!
    Spoiler:

  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    that canon romance video still gives me nightmares

    Miranda's doing her job, apparently. Giving you nightmares.

    Orca wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote:
    Isn't "Your sarcasm makes me wet," the highest compliment an Abh can pay a human?

    Only if said Abh is a member of the nobility.
  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dr. Worm wrote: »
    Xtarath wrote: »
    Oh you guys!

    Wait a minute, if it's Tali and Legion, why is it slashfic?

    Just wait till Tali drops the envrio-pants.

    And surprise!
    Spoiler:

    I want Tali to turn out to be a guy now, just for the screams of anguish you'd hear from Talimancers.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

    The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
  • jefe414jefe414 The dirtiest Sanchez TortugaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now that is a great plot twist. I was actually hoping that Quarians turned out to be sentient machines.

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  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    New thread?

    At first I was like
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    But then I
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  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    that canon romance video still gives me nightmares

    You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.

    And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mass Effect 2 is going to be on the PS3? I really didn't like the first Mass Effect... but I need more RPGs on my PS3. Oh well, I suppose it deserves a second chance.

    I missed the first Mass Effect... but getting a PS3 ME encourages me to want it now.

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like where this thread is going.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    It just seemed appropriate.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

    The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    "Miranda, make sure they don't kill Shepard."
    "K, got it."

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    "Miranda, make sure they don't kill Shepard."
    "K, got it."

    "Oops."

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

    The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Good thing Miranda doesn't make mistakes, eh?

  • -Tal-Tal I am Gabe Newell, creator of Penny Arcade PM me if you want an anime subforumRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    that canon romance video still gives me nightmares

    You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.

    And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
    Spoiler:

    Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.

    "Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"

  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    Mass Effect movie link is broken in the op.

    Needs to be Mass Effect movie? y/n?

    thanks fixed

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    deowolf wrote: »
    So we'll just hang out over here then? That other thread had perfectly good pages left for Tali/Legion slashfic.

    " Creator-Tali'Zorah, This platform is fully equipped and knowledgable in multiple techniques. " said legion, his eye fins quivering as the creator before him slowly shed her enviromental suit.

    legions light flickered momentarily as the creator stepped from the enviromental suit that had fallen around her ankles. her nubile flesh glistening with a fine glean of sweat, her synthetic robopenis springing to life as she turned to legion, " reconcilliation awaits, legion "
    Spoiler:

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • jefe414jefe414 The dirtiest Sanchez TortugaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    I sure hope so.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thane exhaled deeply, and closed his eyes.

    "I only have meer months to live he said!" eyes filled with tears
    "It makes no differance to, my love" the voice murmed

    Thane began to cry tears of joy as Garrus got into bed with him, It would be a grand, long night.

  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ah...bad fanfics...this takes me back.

  • battledrillbattledrill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh snaps I just found out you can romance Kelly! No Paramore points of course but still. She is said to do a dance for ya. FFFFFUUUUUU.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh snaps I just found out you can romance Kelly! No Paramore points of course but still. She is said to do a dance for ya. FFFFFUUUUUU.

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    how do you think scale itch gets on the ship, she puts on a special show before going through the omega-4 relay

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kelly is what we Earthlings eloquently call "A ho fo' sho."

  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Robopenis, cleft?
    Robopenis? Robopenis?

    Robo
    penis?

    ...Robopenis, Buttcleft?

    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Kelly is what we Earthlings eloquently call "A ho fo' sho."

    Shepard pimps her out to the reapers to stop the war

  • battledrillbattledrill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Being as I am working on an A-hole, Adept, Renegade Shepard...We don't love them hoes!


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