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[Mass Effect] Incendiary Ammo makes Krogan extra crispy.

Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Games and Technology
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My name is Avina and I'll be your guide on the citadel today
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According to our records this is your second visit to the citadel.
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Do you have and questions? Please use our intranet uplink located bellow to gain more information.
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WARNING CLASIFIED
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE GROUP CEBERUS
YOU HAVE AWAKENED AND NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT UPGRADES
I WILL EXPLAIN LATER
-TIM

WE HAVE ALSO FOUND YOU A NEW SQUAD MATE

And our agent who goes by the name TychoCelchuuu's has created you some Facebook pages: one two three | FOUR!

AND A GENERAL BEHAVOURAL GUIDE LINE
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We caught the turian council member making a funny.Airquotes

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Mass Effect movie? y/n?


need crucial info on the inner thinking of a reaper? LOOK NO FURTHER!
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You think your Shepard looks ugly? At least he’s not his guy.


AND FOR OUR GRAND FINALE!

THE SONG THAT GOES WITH EVERTHING

This goes with:
Mass Effect 1 (all of it)
Mass Effect 2, disc 1 (all of it)
Mass Effect 2, disc 2 (all of it)
Every movie
Every story
Every moment of your life

A final thanks to Bioware for creating two awesome games
Dox the PI for the 10 minutes it took to create this clusterfuck of an OP
And you the, the reader, because without you no one would be reading this.
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