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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    Chili beer sounds awful. But I like my beers crispy.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Buddy of mine is dating a girl who is

    lactose intolerant
    unable to eat gluten
    unable to digest meat properly
    allergic to processed sugar
    allergic to chocolate

    and somehow she is slender but still completely normal in size

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    People who host house parties are idiots.

    Presently, I am one of those people by proxy.
    How do you by proxy host a house party?

    Build a keg in somebody's garage and rush the living room with frat boys.

    Ahahahaha

    That was a pity laugh!

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    food chat is the worst.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    There is a hamburger at a place called Chunky's in San Antonio, Texas, that's called the four horsemen burger. It's the hottest hamburger in the world. Bar none. It has jalepino jack cheese, jalepinos and habaneros.

    It also has Ghost Chiles. 4. Each one is 850,000 scoville units. To put that into perspective, if the heat from a jalepeno is represented as the height of a person, the ghost chile would be 2,040 feet tall, or the second tallest building in the world.
    It'd be easier to just fire a bunch of blanks into your mouth.

    I saw the four horseman burger on Man vs. Food.

    I don't know that I've ever seen a man in so much self-inflicted pain.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Some sites can be fast while others are slow because the internet is not all housed on a single machine next door.
    So it's not all on a single computer marked INTERNET on it? :shock:

    Has this forum not taught me a single true fact?

    Why am I reminded of the one SCP entry of the floppy disk set that contains the entire Internet (with the first 12 disks devoted to all the porn.)

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum
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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Wait, Gooey, are you serious?

    of course i am serious

    Would you mind elaborating?

    He is fucking with you. I have trouble loading PA all the time.

    Some sites can be fast while others are slow because the internet is not all housed on a single machine next door.

    I understand that. I just don't understand why it's only happening at work and why it only started a week ago.

    Because your ISP at work has been routing the traffic to PA's servers in some strange way as of last week and it is causing you issues. Or a new work proxy is choking on penny arcade pages for some reason. Or they started using websense and have throttled everything in the "gaming" category. There are a million and one explanations.

    Yep. If they want to see where you're going on the internet, they can do that without disrupting your surfing. If they want you to stop going somewhere, they'd straight block it, not slightly impede the loading of the site.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    Buddy of mine is dating a girl who is

    lactose intolerant
    unable to eat gluten
    unable to digest meat properly
    allergic to processed sugar
    allergic to chocolate

    and somehow she is slender but still completely normal in size

    What in the world does she eat?

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    food chat is the worst.

    My weird sexual proclivities: let me tell you about them

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    food chat is the worst.

    Would you rather it be WoW [chat]?

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Buddy of mine is dating a girl who is

    lactose intolerant
    unable to eat gluten
    unable to digest meat properly
    allergic to processed sugar
    allergic to chocolate

    and somehow she is slender but still completely normal in size

    Perhaps she gets her energy through a process called photosynthesis.

    It sounds like that might be the only possibility left.

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Buddy of mine is dating a girl who is

    lactose intolerant
    unable to eat gluten
    unable to digest meat properly
    allergic to processed sugar
    allergic to chocolate

    and somehow she is slender but still completely normal in size

    What in the world does she eat?

    Water and air? If they've been filtered?

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    There is a hamburger at a place called Chunky's in San Antonio, Texas, that's called the four horsemen burger. It's the hottest hamburger in the world. Bar none. It has jalepino jack cheese, jalepinos and habaneros.

    It also has Ghost Chiles. 4. Each one is 850,000 scoville units. To put that into perspective, if the heat from a jalepeno is represented as the height of a person, the ghost chile would be 2,040 feet tall, or the second tallest building in the world.
    It'd be easier to just fire a bunch of blanks into your mouth.

    I saw the four horseman burger on Man vs. Food.

    I don't know that I've ever seen a man in so much self-inflicted pain.
    That's why I don't do extremely spicy stuff. There's no way to stop the pain. All the milk in the world will only make you puke. And by the time your mouth has finally quit blistering, there's another orifice you're about to wish you hadn't been born with.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    food chat is the worst.

    Did somebody say Anime [chat]?

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Wait, Gooey, are you serious?

    of course i am serious

    Would you mind elaborating?

    He is fucking with you. I have trouble loading PA all the time.

    Some sites can be fast while others are slow because the internet is not all housed on a single machine next door.

    I understand that. I just don't understand why it's only happening at work and why it only started a week ago.

    Because your ISP at work has been routing the traffic to PA's servers in some strange way as of last week and it is causing you issues. Or a new work proxy is choking on penny arcade pages for some reason. Or they started using websense and have throttled everything in the "gaming" category. There are a million and one explanations.

    :oops: Fair enough. Thank you.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Silas, if you're concerned then just set up Teamviewer and surf on your home PC from work.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I think she must just chug vegetable oil

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • TehSlothTehSloth BIG DATA Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Some sites can be fast while others are slow because the internet is not all housed on a single machine next door.
    So it's not all on a single computer marked INTERNET on it? :shock:

    Has this forum not taught me a single true fact?
    Spoiler:

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Buddy of mine is dating a girl who is

    lactose intolerant
    unable to eat gluten
    unable to digest meat properly
    allergic to processed sugar
    allergic to chocolate

    and somehow she is slender but still completely normal in size

    What in the world does she eat?

    Water and air? If they've been filtered?

    She's doing an oxycore run of real life.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum
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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    if i could photosynthesize

    i would be pretty happy

    But then vegans would eat you.

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    if i could photosynthesize

    i would be pretty happy

    But then vegans would eat you.

    Moral conundrum- sentient plants

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Some sites can be fast while others are slow because the internet is not all housed on a single machine next door.
    So it's not all on a single computer marked INTERNET on it? :shock:

    Has this forum not taught me a single true fact?

    Why am I reminded of the one SCP entry of the floppy disk set that contains the entire Internet (with the first 12 disks devoted to all the porn.)

    Justin's computer got an SCP entry?

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Some sites can be fast while others are slow because the internet is not all housed on a single machine next door.
    So it's not all on a single computer marked INTERNET on it? :shock:

    Has this forum not taught me a single true fact?
    Well, it was close at one point.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I can't eat red food.

    This makes anything hot-spicy kinda difficult.

    explain this

    I mean what specifically are you allergic to?

    is it lycopene?

    I have no idea what it is, but me and (most) red foods just don't get along. (EDIT: specifically tomatoes, red peppers, chillies, paprika)

    Other things I can't/shouldn't eat (and touch with some of them):

    raw vegetables
    Fruit
    ginger
    milk
    egg whites
    gluten (though I totally ignore this and have the bleeding instead)

    and probably some other stuff I can't remember

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    She pretty much eats only fruits, vegetables, nuts and seeds, gluten free grains, and water.

    Which actually works out pretty well for her, because she is quite lovely. However I'm sure she has the
    muscle tone of a bowl of applesauce.

    Edit: my friend's gf, not cesca.

    I bet cesca could bench press three auditoriums' worth of student papers.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    Man, having food allergies would suck I reckon. Food is great.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    if i could photosynthesize

    i would be pretty happy

    But then vegans would eat you.

    Moral conundrum- sentient plants

    I wonder how many people would actually starve themselves if they found out that plant life had some form of sentience.

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I can't eat red food.

    This makes anything hot-spicy kinda difficult.

    explain this

    I mean what specifically are you allergic to?

    is it lycopene?

    I have no idea what it is, but me and (most) red foods just don't get along.

    Other things I can't/shouldn't eat (and touch with some of them):

    raw vegetables
    Fruit
    ginger
    milk
    egg whites
    gluten (though I totally ignore this and have the bleeding instead)

    and probably some other stuff I can't remember

    gonna go with lycopene allergy here, at least for the tomatoes and red things

    also goddam this sucks

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    if i could photosynthesize

    i would be pretty happy

    But then vegans would eat you.

    Moral conundrum- sentient plants

    I wonder how many people would actually starve themselves if they found out that plant life had some form of sentience.
    Lets start spreading the rumor and find out.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    raw vegetables
    Fruit

    I couldn't handle not eating those two.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    I read some old short story in high school about a dude inventing a machine that could "hear" plants. And he sets it up in Central Park, turns it on, and hears nothing but screaming screaming screaming in pain.

    Freaky little story. Wish I could remember it more.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    if i could photosynthesize

    i would be pretty happy

    But then vegans would eat you.

    Moral conundrum- sentient plants

    I wonder how many people would actually starve themselves if they found out that plant life had some form of sentience.

    Maybe some of them would say "fuck it" and start eating meat.

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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    if i could photosynthesize

    i would be pretty happy

    But then vegans would eat you.

    Moral conundrum- sentient plants

    I wonder how many people would actually starve themselves if they found out that plant life had some form of sentience.
    Lets start spreading the rumor and find out.

    Two things- A. not funny

    and B. a lot of research has shown that plants have memory retention and respond to stimuli, just at a pace we don't follow due to the fact that their "nervous system" is comprised of hormonal cues and not electrical ones.

    Also there was that one guy who was like "omg plants scream when you cut them!" because he put a microphone up to them and recorded the sound of water escaping from plant cells when you cut them

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    I couldn't ever give up fruit. I live off fruit as my sweets. I don't eat a lot of deserts but I eat lots of fresh fruit. Peaches, Apples, Cantaloupe, Watermelon and so forth. That and a glass of oj a day.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    food chat is the worst.

    There's a guy at work whose wife is pregnant, baby due any time. Apparently if she doesn't go into labour by monday there is some process involving seperating membranes and cervical stimulation that I got to hear all about today.

    This prompted one of the older woman I work with to launch into a bizarre rambling anecdote about how when she had kids she took "castrol oil" (I hope to hell she meant castor oil, but she said "castrol"), and when the baby was actually born the midwife had a go at her because apparently it had made the baby slimy.

    So

  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    A friend of mine is allergic to vitamin C. Not even joking. She's been properly diagnosed.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Rikushix wrote: »
    A friend of mine is allergic to vitamin C. Not even joking. She's been properly diagnosed.

    Biology is a jerk.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Man, having food allergies would suck I reckon. Food is great.

    I hear you on that. My dad once said in earshot of my cousin with a fatal peanut allergy that "people with food allergies should be culled from the population."

    It was so hilariously awkward seeing the look on my cousin's face, since my dad wasn't aware he was around.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    Oh wait google hooks me up yet again.

    It was "The Sound Machine" by Roald Dahl!

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
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