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lactose intolerant
unable to eat gluten
unable to digest meat properly
allergic to processed sugar
allergic to chocolate
and somehow she is slender but still completely normal in size
That was a pity laugh!
I saw the four horseman burger on Man vs. Food.
I don't know that I've ever seen a man in so much self-inflicted pain.
Why am I reminded of the one SCP entry of the floppy disk set that contains the entire Internet (with the first 12 disks devoted to all the porn.)
Yep. If they want to see where you're going on the internet, they can do that without disrupting your surfing. If they want you to stop going somewhere, they'd straight block it, not slightly impede the loading of the site.
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
What in the world does she eat?
My weird sexual proclivities: let me tell you about them
Would you rather it be WoW [chat]?
Perhaps she gets her energy through a process called photosynthesis.
It sounds like that might be the only possibility left.
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
Water and air? If they've been filtered?
i would be pretty happy
Did somebody say Anime [chat]?
:oops: Fair enough. Thank you.
She's doing an oxycore run of real life.
But then vegans would eat you.
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
Moral conundrum- sentient plants
Justin's computer got an SCP entry?
I have no idea what it is, but me and (most) red foods just don't get along. (EDIT: specifically tomatoes, red peppers, chillies, paprika)
Other things I can't/shouldn't eat (and touch with some of them):
raw vegetables
Fruit
ginger
milk
egg whites
gluten (though I totally ignore this and have the bleeding instead)
and probably some other stuff I can't remember
Which actually works out pretty well for her, because she is quite lovely. However I'm sure she has the
muscle tone of a bowl of applesauce.
Edit: my friend's gf, not cesca.
I bet cesca could bench press three auditoriums' worth of student papers.
I wonder how many people would actually starve themselves if they found out that plant life had some form of sentience.
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
gonna go with lycopene allergy here, at least for the tomatoes and red things
also goddam this sucks
I couldn't handle not eating those two.
Freaky little story. Wish I could remember it more.
Maybe some of them would say "fuck it" and start eating meat.
Two things- A. not funny
and B. a lot of research has shown that plants have memory retention and respond to stimuli, just at a pace we don't follow due to the fact that their "nervous system" is comprised of hormonal cues and not electrical ones.
Also there was that one guy who was like "omg plants scream when you cut them!" because he put a microphone up to them and recorded the sound of water escaping from plant cells when you cut them
There's a guy at work whose wife is pregnant, baby due any time. Apparently if she doesn't go into labour by monday there is some process involving seperating membranes and cervical stimulation that I got to hear all about today.
This prompted one of the older woman I work with to launch into a bizarre rambling anecdote about how when she had kids she took "castrol oil" (I hope to hell she meant castor oil, but she said "castrol"), and when the baby was actually born the midwife had a go at her because apparently it had made the baby slimy.
So
Biology is a jerk.
I hear you on that. My dad once said in earshot of my cousin with a fatal peanut allergy that "people with food allergies should be culled from the population."
It was so hilariously awkward seeing the look on my cousin's face, since my dad wasn't aware he was around.
It was "The Sound Machine" by Roald Dahl!