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robot deniro sexcataz

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
World as Myth wrote: »
one time I had a dream that I was robot deniro having sex with a blonde woman

pistons pounding

gears whining

oil left in broad swathes upon the headboard my mother had given me

it was pneumatic, erotic, exotic, phlegmatic

I saw those steely lasers in his eyes


and I was fortunate even that at the end he handed me a cog and printed off a message from a slot that read PLEASE TEAR

a private message, asking me to please, forget about it

but in spite of that I am overcome, I do not sleep

I wake and walk, I live in a fantasy

and even as I bed down each night

I dream of those electric hands

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    over it

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What did he die or something

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
     oh

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
     oh

    tossrock, do you have any pictures of people that you like

    not pictures (of people that you like)

    pictures (of people) that you like

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
     oh

    tossrock, do you have any pictures of people that you like

    not pictures (of people that you like)

    pictures (of people) that you like

    Do you mean pictures that you like of people?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
     oh

    tossrock, do you have any pictures of people that you like

    not pictures (of people that you like)

    pictures (of people) that you like

    Do you mean pictures that you like of people?

    i mean people you like taking pictures

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    one time I had a dream that I was robert deniro having sex with a blonde woman

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
     oh

    tossrock, do you have any pictures of people that you like

    not pictures (of people that you like)

    pictures (of people) that you like

    Do you mean pictures that you like of people?

    i mean people you like taking pictures

    a four post quote tree in the first ten posts


    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The sign signifies nothing

    Oh dear

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    WHERE ARE MY CHEEVOS

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hey K
    Do you have Team Fortress 2?
    You should play it with us some afternoon.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what i mean i mean is

    a man so small that he could conceivably stand upon his own hat while a friend he had loaned it to wore it

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
     oh

    tossrock, do you have any pictures of people that you like

    not pictures (of people that you like)

    pictures (of people) that you like

    HEH-1.jpg

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
     oh

    tossrock, do you have any pictures of people that you like

    not pictures (of people that you like)

    pictures (of people) that you like

    HEH-1.jpg

    tumblr_l76il70B3A1qb4k5lo1_500.jpg

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I haven't played TF2 in like two years

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    unfortunately I don't really save Serious Pictures for use on the internet

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i feeeel dumb

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    CK I like the cut of your jib

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2010
    World as Myth wrote: »
    one time I had a dream that I was robert deniro having sex with a blonde woman

    was it good for her, too

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    for a second I read WaM's post as "robot deniro" and

    boy, I tell ya

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    for a second I read WaM's post as "robot deniro" and

    boy, I tell ya

    "That was amazing."

    "YOU TALKIN TO ME."

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1283799588

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh neat. For my sign class I have to bring in 6 pictures of people on monday. These will do nicely.

    Also I could use a Zonugal.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah I'm a cool dude


    e: 8-)

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2010
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    for a second I read WaM's post as "robot deniro" and

    boy, I tell ya

    "That was amazing."

    "YOU TALKIN TO ME."

    bzzt click whirr

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Captain K wrote: »
    I haven't played TF2 in like two years

    well we usually get some games going every afternoon on one of the servers listed in the TF2 threads here and in G&T. Come play sometime! I miss FPSing with you.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    I haven't played TF2 in like two years

    well we usually get some games going every afternoon on one of the servers listed in the TF2 threads here and in G&T. Come play sometime! I miss FPSing with you.

    man, I was so hooked for like 6-8 weeks, and then suddenly, instantly, I was incredibly tired of it. I haven't ever even wanted to play it again really.


    A lot of it had to do with how fucking serious it always was with crowd from the G&T TF2 thread.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it's really pretty much the same crowd between the two threads, we all play together anyway.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh my god you guys

    i just realized that this is a sex thread

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1283799588

    Going to hell for laughing at the woman getting knocked out by the pillar.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    oh my god you guys

    i just realized that this is a sex thread

    well that means it's going to hit the moon in about an hour

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man, sex threads seem to crop up real often lately

    or maybe I'm just always around when one starts

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i am having sex right now

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If you've never expelled a mixture of poop and lube at 2AM in a strange bathroom

    Well what have you been doing with your life

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    last one was a decent little bit ago

    I mean rolo's okcupid threads had some sex stuff in them but they weren't strictly speaking sex threads

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    i am having sex right now

    crwth you know god can hear you when you lie

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bobby D was a pretty great actor in his day

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    anyway

    let's talk about boners

    boners are super awkward when you get one and you can't do nothin' about it

    am I right, fellas

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gonna have nightmares about robot deniro tonight, calling it now

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