Tell me some interesting facts about you!
Also tell me your deepest, darkest secrets!
Also also some shallow, light secrets.
To get you started,
FACT: My favourite colour is white, but some people say that's not a colour! To which I say, okay, my favourite colour is mirror.
FACT: If I was a piranha, I could skeletonise a cow in under five minutes!
SECRET: I ate the last piece of cake. Don't tell anyone!
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I have never done anything interesting in my life.
The only way I imagine people describing me on this forum is that guy from Finland.
So.....
I guess this thread is not for me.
Someone that is jealous of piranhas told you that.
Pimps aren't though if I have understood this correctly.
If it makes you feel any better, I think of you as the helmet turtle.
but not accountable
and i don't think a single pirahna could skeletonize a cow in <5 mins
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me too! but my thumbs are really cool because i can bend them straight down!
best party trick while i was in middle school
all the ladies loved it
and by loved it ran away when they thought i just broke my thumb
FACT: I beat a man up at a bar after he commented on how sexy this one guy's 11 year old daughter was.
SECRET: A creepy old man tried to kidnap me and keep me as a sex slave when I was 11. I got away and the next night me and a cousin set his garage on fire. I was told he was arrested for trying the same thing on another kid a few months later.
But I'd stalk him
All true, buddy.
Tell us your secrets anyways.
That would have resulted in one of those depresso-threads, kind of like what my last thread turned into.
But hey! Here's a secret, just for you:
hmm
SECRET: as a kid i won a shitload of chess tournaments
funnily enough i'm not even that good, I highly suspect everyone else was just fucking awful
hey me too
In addition I was also born deaf & remained so till the age of four.
I have a friend who is as well! It is freaky.
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I've been plucking my eyebrows since 8th grade? I dunno guys
It's irritating, that's for sure. I normally can't swim longer than 20 minutes before it's unbearable.
Groooooooossssssss
Stop judging me!!!