I have to sleep with a nightlight when I'm by myself. Also, I check to make sure my door and closets are closed multiple times and look under the bed before I go to sleep for the night and I am a grown-ass man
I have to sleep with a nightlight when I'm by myself. Also, I check to make sure my door and closets are closed multiple times and look under the bed before I go to sleep for the night and I am a grown-ass man
At least I'm not the only one then! My imagination gets the better of me. And if I am stressed I have dreams about being eaten by zombies which make things worse.
I have to sleep with a nightlight when I'm by myself. Also, I check to make sure my door and closets are closed multiple times and look under the bed before I go to sleep for the night and I am a grown-ass man
At least I'm not the only one then! My imagination gets the better of me. And if I am stressed I have dreams about being eaten by zombies which make things worse.
I have to sleep with a nightlight when I'm by myself. Also, I check to make sure my door and closets are closed multiple times and look under the bed before I go to sleep for the night and I am a grown-ass man
At least I'm not the only one then! My imagination gets the better of me. And if I am stressed I have dreams about being eaten by zombies which make things worse.
Phone calls are my Kryptonite. I am literally unable to hold a phone convo for more than 5 minutes and always hate those moments in a group when a phone gets passed around and you have to say a quick hi to someone, or the person you're talking to passes the phone to someone with little warning. Maybe not hate, but it just feels so awkward. Also, I always let phone calls go straight to voicemail
I hate it when my parents call me because they apparently have terrible hearing and I have to shout into the phone and the apartment walls are very thin
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
Fact: I set up a trap with my cousin one time at his house. It was an arrow tied to a piece of rope. It was jammed between a door and its frame. The door led outside. The other end of the rope was tied to another door's knob.
We tormented our great uncle through the door until he hulked out and came after us. We ran down the stairs to the basement while he ripped the door open. The arrow stuck him in the shoulder.
He's dead now.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
edited September 2010
beasteh that's not your dick i've seen that dick before
Phone calls are my Kryptonite. I am literally unable to hold a phone convo for more than 5 minutes and always hate those moments in a group when a phone gets passed around and you have to say a quick hi to someone, or the person you're talking to passes the phone to someone with little warning. Maybe not hate, but it just feels so awkward. Also, I always let phone calls go straight to voicemail
I hate phones with a fiery passion
I'm fine with them in a personal sense but any job where phonecalls are warranted on a regular basis? Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate 'em
I despised all the jobs I had manning phones because fuck you people just use email instead of mumbling at me
If I don't want to talk I just tell the person handing me the phone that I don't want to talk. Then I give them I cold ass look. Sometimes I do my crazy face.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
I hate the phone so much
when I have to make a phone call I put it off for as long as possible
I'd attribute it to an anxiety thing, but I have no problem with just walking up to people in person
is there a phone phobia
i'm the same way with video chat!
i don't have a problem being on video and typing, and i don't have a problem talking to people when i see them in person but i don't like talking while on video chat
i dunno
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
SECRET: when i was maybe 7 or so, I saw a kid I knew from school kicking a dog. I didn't know his name. The dog was cowering in a corner and he was just mercilessly kicking the shit out of it.
I walked over there, grabbed his head and slammed it against the brick wall with all my tiny might, I then proceeded to savagly beat him for probably about 5 minutes straight. the dog ran off. After those 5 or so minutes i suddenly stopped and calmly walked the mile or so back to my house, washed my hands and threw away my bloody clothes, and went to bed early.
the next day i went to school normally. The kid was not there. I never saw that kid again. Nobody ever mentioned him.
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
I don't have wisdom teeth! Never did, never will.
The next step in human evolution, right here.
I only had wisdom teeth on one side! I'm also missing one of my bottom incisors. It was just never there, and the 3 I do have are spaced evenly with one in the middle.
I'm also so relaxed at the dentist that I frequently fall asleep in the chair, even during fillings.
Secret: The reason I don't have a facebook is 'cause when it was first introduced I had just dropped out of art school and the only way to sign up was if you were in college. I've resented it ever since. Judging me and my academic failures.
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no lost
you're just a grown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwv6XwlzAuY
but i still prefer texting to talking on the phone
i did this in third grade
I MIND IT
At least I'm not the only one then! My imagination gets the better of me. And if I am stressed I have dreams about being eaten by zombies which make things worse.
@Pip: Hahaha nice :^:
What spring does with the cherry trees.
you guys took that well enough, I'll try to think of other interesting things
i thought you said this was an open relationship
by accident though
just keep simon pegg somewhere convenient
the community here is probably one of the finest i have found anywhere
sounds soppy as hell but fuck
you people are all pretty ok
I think the internet pumped them all out of me
Oooh yes that'd be nice.
no I said I was in an open relationship
you ain't allowed to go dickin' around instead of making me dinner
PM me your dick
I mean, when I have nothing better to do
This is one of my biggest fears.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I've stepped on lizards barefoot
and roaches
and other things
fuck this state
We tormented our great uncle through the door until he hulked out and came after us. We ran down the stairs to the basement while he ripped the door open. The arrow stuck him in the shoulder.
He's dead now.
when I have to make a phone call I put it off for as long as possible
I'd attribute it to an anxiety thing, but I have no problem with just walking up to people in person
is there a phone phobia
they're not interesting or anything I just don't like talking about myself too much
I hate phones with a fiery passion
I'm fine with them in a personal sense but any job where phonecalls are warranted on a regular basis? Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate 'em
I despised all the jobs I had manning phones because fuck you people just use email instead of mumbling at me
fact: i have to take the bus which probably takes 15 minutes
fact: i don't know when the bus comes
fact: i still need to go to walgreens and get some ones for the bus
fact: i don't care
edit: fact: the bus just went by
hey my dick gets around alright
second fact: I loved to fish until I had to actually kill a fish and now I don't like fishing
i'm the same way with video chat!
i don't have a problem being on video and typing, and i don't have a problem talking to people when i see them in person but i don't like talking while on video chat
i dunno
ostrich alligator shrew snail frog capybara swan zebra wild boar
the best was the boar
I walked over there, grabbed his head and slammed it against the brick wall with all my tiny might, I then proceeded to savagly beat him for probably about 5 minutes straight. the dog ran off. After those 5 or so minutes i suddenly stopped and calmly walked the mile or so back to my house, washed my hands and threw away my bloody clothes, and went to bed early.
the next day i went to school normally. The kid was not there. I never saw that kid again. Nobody ever mentioned him.
I only had wisdom teeth on one side! I'm also missing one of my bottom incisors. It was just never there, and the 3 I do have are spaced evenly with one in the middle.
I'm also so relaxed at the dentist that I frequently fall asleep in the chair, even during fillings.
Fact: Probably cause i'm pretty boring.
Secret: The reason I don't have a facebook is 'cause when it was first introduced I had just dropped out of art school and the only way to sign up was if you were in college. I've resented it ever since. Judging me and my academic failures.
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