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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    It works!!

    Ooh I am easily impressed.

    Especially because it's an episode of Glee that you went through all that trouble for

    I'm making a sneery face right now

    Make that sneery face all you like, mister.

    No! No that's not right you're supposed to be so aghast that I am belittling your personal tastes on the internet :(

    Oh right

    GASP! How DARE YOU EDWARD CRAB?????

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yesss that's how it works

    That is how I feel like a big man on the internet

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    where is 'on here'? on PA?

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    really though I like macs because I know literally nothing about computers

    yes, this is where the problem starts

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    V you should've tried your luck with owl girl!

    I bet you could've got up to a lot of stuff together if only you'd been willing to learn about owls.

    Ever had a girl suck your dick while her head swiveled 270 degrees?

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    V you should've tried your luck with owl girl!

    I bet you could've got up to a lot of stuff together if only you'd been willing to learn about owls.

    Ever had a girl suck your dick while her head swiveled 270 degrees?

    It'll be the first and last time.

    Tinychat is dead. Long live Tinychat. D3 BTag: Aphostile#1366 : Steam - ADD ME JERKS : | Xbox Live : LastAphostile | PS4 : Aphostile
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it was ok until she started snapping moths out of the air on the walk home

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    which glee episode is it, liiya!?

    is it the new one?

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    which glee episode is it, liiya!?

    is it the new one?

    Yes!

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    thats the site that kicked off a whole bunch of fat people right?

    yep

    ice cold
    ''Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.''

    :x

    One day we will rise up and then sit right back down because ugh it's just not worth it and I think my shows are coming on anyway

    just because I am fat doesn't mean I'm not active! I just..have a very unhealthy diet and need to hit the gym a few more times a week. Way to stereotype Keith

    i was making a joke, bucketman

    take a chill pill

    and a stacker 2

    as was I. I am eating a BK double stacker right now.

    So...kind of like a stacker 2

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    V you should've tried your luck with owl girl!

    I bet you could've got up to a lot of stuff together if only you'd been willing to learn about owls.

    Ever had a girl suck your dick while her head swiveled 270 degrees?

    no, but i'd like to

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    V you should've tried your luck with owl girl!

    I bet you could've got up to a lot of stuff together if only you'd been willing to learn about owls.

    Ever had a girl suck your dick while her head swiveled 270 degrees?

    no, but i'd like to

    The rotation is fine, it's the swallowing followed by coughing up pellets that's disturbing

    Then she tries to line her nest with her collection of regurgitated takings

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    V you should've tried your luck with owl girl!

    I bet you could've got up to a lot of stuff together if only you'd been willing to learn about owls.

    Ever had a girl suck your dick while her head swiveled 270 degrees?

    no, but i'd like to

    The rotation is fine, it's the swallowing followed by coughing up pellets that's disturbing

    Then she tries to line her nest with her collection of regurgitated takings

    just gotta have boundaries, man. she does that shit at her place.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    do they even make stacker pills anymore? i remember when i used to take the stacker pills with ephedrine during high school, and had a slight jesse spano meltdown while studying for the SATs. sweet, sweet caffeine pills

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i wish i had money so i could go out and be awful around girls irl

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    which glee episode is it, liiya!?

    is it the new one?

    Yes!

    Aw, man, it was a pretty great episode! I felt so sorry for Coach Beiste :(

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that sounds like how you pronounce my forum handle in your fakebrit accent, faynor

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    which glee episode is it, liiya!?

    is it the new one?

    Yes!

    Aw, man, it was a pretty great episode! I felt so sorry for Coach Beiste :(

    Me too!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    haha man

    i was looking at some girls okc profile and she seemed pretty okay

    and i get to the what she's looking for thing and it says 'no virgins' and i was like man if only this was 17th century europe and i was a girl

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I remember OkC kept trying to make me message an insanely preachy vegan

    And I was like... I've been known to drink milk and eat meat, she would stab me in the face, what is wrong with you you dumb website

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    apparently she swears when she watches hockey on tv and that is just too much for my virtuous constitution

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That scandalous wench

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    okcupid keeps trying to match me to girls i know in real life to either be absolute hookers or disgusting in both body + mind

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah I keep getting matches from OKCupid that are friends or co-workers. And twice now ex-girlfriends

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I looked up what the movie is about

    it was not what I thought. I expected something along the lines of deliverance

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think....

    I like provolone more than swiss!!!

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    that sounds like how you pronounce my forum handle in your fakebrit accent, faynor

    she's the new football coach and everyone was mean to her :(

    I say your name normal what are you even talking about!

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I messaged a person who had a red level of response rate and an indication that she was 'picky' with who she responded with.

    And she's basically not giving me any material to have a damn conversation with.

    That is flat out annoying.

    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Twitter which gives health updates and the like: https://twitter.com/MunkusBeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    that sounds like how you pronounce my forum handle in your fakebrit accent, faynor

    she's the new football coach and everyone was mean to her :(

    I say your name normal what are you even talking about!

    im just being a dick fayfay

    ilu really

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I messaged a person who had a red level of response rate and an indication that she was 'picky' with who she responded with.

    And she's basically not giving me any material to have a damn conversation with.

    That is flat out annoying.

    post yo dick

    its the only way

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    I messaged a person who had a red level of response rate and an indication that she was 'picky' with who she responded with.

    And she's basically not giving me any material to have a damn conversation with.

    That is flat out annoying.

    post yo dick wearing a houndstooth cap

    its the only way

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    cut your dick off and nail it to her door

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    houndstooth condoms

    its how they do in alabama

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I got the houndstooth condoms in the dresser behind me.

    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Twitter which gives health updates and the like: https://twitter.com/MunkusBeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i got 3 different dudes messaging me while my profile is completely pictureless

    2 wanted to talk about peep show

    1 told me i spelled 'phoenix' wrong

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    All of my OKCupid awards are from dudes.

    SE++ Dudes, specifically.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    nobody awards me

    ps it gets legitimately depressing when the only people who have looked at your profile for weeks have been dudes

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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