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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    why have you done this, jordyn

    I'm bleeding from all of my face

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights Oh... did I win?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why did you do this Jordyn

    AMP'd is bleeding on me with his face it is so gross

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ahaha

    that is incredible

    i didn't know the gimp from 300 was from Seattle

    Abracadaniel on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why did you do this Jordyn

    AMP'd is bleeding on me with his face it is so gross

    you secretly like it

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights Oh... did I win?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF AMP'D

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    bouncyfrohaus instead of bouncehaus

    AMP'd on
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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Okay I need to take a story dump

    Today at the gym I had witnessed The Bromega Man:

    I pull up to the gym and right at the front was a suped up Honda Civic diagonally parked across two spots

    Just

    Right by the door

    "Okay," I think to myself "Look for the biggest douche in the gym. That is who owns this car."

    I know. Finding the biggest douche at the gym is like trying to find the worlds tallest midget.

    But I found him.

    Boy did I find him.

    I walk into the gym and there is this guy doing reps with some free weights while wearing what seems to be a polo shirt he had purchased at the baby gap.

    This has to be the worlds smallest shirt.

    Collar popped.

    I take it in briefly and go about my workout.

    Later, I walk by him.

    He is standing in front of the mirror

    And begins to flex.

    Hard.

    "Oh man, his shirt can't take this!" I think.

    Mathematically there was just not enough shirt where there needed to be.

    I was right.

    I noticed all sorts of tears all around his biceps, with new ones appearing as he is flexing.

    He is not reacting to these tears.

    In fact he seems to be proud of them.

    It as this point I notice that he is not actually looking at himself.

    He is looking straight at the girl that is to his right, through the mirror, as she is using some free weights.

    Oh no.

    He wants her to see this.

    That is when I realize that I am watching his move.

    Now, not every guy has a move. In fact, I don't know of a single guy that does.

    This is the shit that only exists in sitcoms.

    But nope.

    There is this giant muscle of a man.

    Flexing off his shirt like the Incredible Hulk.

    Trying to impress a chick.

    She pretended not to notice him and it was at this point I came to the realization that it was me and only me that was staring at him.

    And now he was staring back.

    My mind started to race.

    Oh god, say something. Say anything.

    "Sweet shirt."

    Spin on heal.

    Power walk away.

    Tasteticle on

    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tasteicle can we be bff because that is probably the best thing you could have said

    one question

    what colour was the shirt

    mully on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    pink, obviously

    Tasteticle on

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tastey i love you and i love imagining you as your icon in your stories

    mensch-o-matic on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fat but fit, Mensch!

    Tasteticle on

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights Oh... did I win?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tasteticle is basically opposite Zonugal.

    A guy who tells stories that end in other people being awful and him being excellent.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    OH MY GOD I feel abysmal

    Antimatter on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    look at that manly chest

    with manly chest hair

    man

    Quoth on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    OH MY GOD I feel abysmal

    What's the problem, kiddo?

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My favourite part of the whole thing, I think, is that when I spun around to leave, my shoe made an incredibly audible screech - like when you slide your sneaker on the gym floor.

    I feel it added to the awkwardness.

    My shoes have excellent comedic timing.

    Tasteticle on

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    she overdosed on cutephine

    mensch-o-matic on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    soooo siiiiiick

    stressed for various reasons

    feel lonely

    so, the usual

    Antimatter on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Grey Ghost on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DAMMIT GG
    <3

    Antimatter on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mensch-o-matic on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    forget about your stupid problems, plebs

    i have a cold

    I AM SNEEZING

    Knob on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I've spent the better part of today drinking whiskey, playing minecraft, baking and cooking, and watching robotech.

    Today was pretty good.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    jigrah please

    Tasteticle on

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    forget about your stupid problems, plebs

    i have a cold

    I AM SNEEZING

    forget all of these problems

    I've got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

    AMP'd on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I feel super dizzy and super tired not a fun day at work Internet.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i think im feeding off you dude's negative energy

    i felt nice all day despite having no reason to

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    forget about your stupid problems, plebs

    i have a cold

    I AM SNEEZING

    I have a sinus infection.

    MY SNEEZE-RELATED ILLNESS IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR SNEEZE RELATED ILLNESS

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i still havent seen mulan
    or hercules

    you should fix this!

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hell of a story there, tasticle

    ThatDudeOverThere on
  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    at least see mulan!

    Shabooty on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    forget about your stupid problems, plebs

    i have a cold

    I AM SNEEZING

    I have a sinus infection.

    MY SNEEZE-RELATED ILLNESS IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR SNEEZE RELATED ILLNESS

    but you are a nothing person who does not matter

    ADDRESS MY SNEEZING PEASANTS

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    whoops dangling participle

    Knob on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hahahaha

    Abracadaniel on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    forget about your stupid problems, plebs

    i have a cold

    I AM SNEEZING

    I have a sinus infection.

    MY SNEEZE-RELATED ILLNESS IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR SNEEZE RELATED ILLNESS

    but you are a nothing person who does not matter

    ADDRESS MY SNEEZING PEASANTS
    STOP OPPRESSING US

    Antimatter on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    STOP BEING SO EASILY OPPRESSED

    JEEZ

    Knob on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i didn't vote for you

    Quoth on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    just finished portal
    again
    woooo

    mully on
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you don't vote for knobs

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