Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.
I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."
She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.
Yeah but what if I blow it?
Dude you are not being nearly accommodating enough of my irrational fears.
Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.
I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."
She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.
Alternatively she was just looking for a witty punchline.
Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.
I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."
She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.
Yeah but what if I blow it?
Dude you are not being nearly accommodating enough of my irrational fears.
She's more afraid of you than you are of her.
Ever see Swingers? You're this big ol' bear and she's this fluffy little bunny.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.
I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."
She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.
Yeah but what if I blow it?
Dude you are not being nearly accommodating enough of my irrational fears.
She's more afraid of you than you are of her.
Ever see Swingers? You're this big ol' bear and she's this fluffy little bunny.
I was going through a box of old pre-fat-Galahad clothes that I'm trying to decide if I should keep around in case I ever manage to be post-fat-Galahad, and I found a jacket that I had trouble putting on.
Like one arm through a sleeve, other arm...
no
it doesn't seem to bend that way.
That isn't a fat thing is it. That is a somehow got a bit broader through the shoulders in my twenties kind of thing. As in, not ever gonna fit in that again?
I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.
They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...
"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."
The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.
They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...
"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."
The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.
I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. In other words, I can’t take your pictures, but I can edit the pictures you give me in a variety of ways to modify them, improve them, or simply adapt them to online or print distribution.
I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.
They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...
"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."
The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.
I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. In other words, I can’t take your pictures, but I can edit the pictures you give me in a variety of ways to modify them, improve them, or simply adapt them to online or print distribution.
Works for me! Thanks!
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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ZampanovYou May Not Go HomeUntil Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered Userregular
I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.
They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...
"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."
The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.
I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. In other words, I can’t take your pictures, but I can edit the pictures you give me in a variety of ways to modify them, improve them, or simply adapt them to online or print distribution.
Works for me! Thanks!
"I can also paste the faces of your enemies into hilariously compromising positions. Demotivational captions optional."
I will wear it and tie a knot in the hem to bare my midriff. And I shall snap photos of myself, wearing naught else, flourishing the genital glory of the dickwolves.
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She might be full of spiders.
Check for zippers.
Alternatively she was just looking for a witty punchline.
She's more afraid of you than you are of her.
Ever see Swingers? You're this big ol' bear and she's this fluffy little bunny.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
They are making fun of you while you're gone.
takes a while
Make a billion furnaces.
It's not like you lack the stone.
Like one arm through a sleeve, other arm...
no
it doesn't seem to bend that way.
That isn't a fat thing is it. That is a somehow got a bit broader through the shoulders in my twenties kind of thing. As in, not ever gonna fit in that again?
i have six going
I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.
They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...
"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."
The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Well then.
Um. Go fight some spiders while you wait!
Or.. something.
I love Minecraft, but yeah, boo on forging.
always important to be positive.
Works for me! Thanks!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
"I can also paste the faces of your enemies into hilariously compromising positions. Demotivational captions optional."
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
Sprinkle some pixie dust on it and fix it!
the rape thread?
"And what's the deal with no?"
I mean the Teevee thread.
I almost posted something like that in self-mockery.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Not many of them annoy me in any major way, they just stand out.
Like people mixing up than and then, using adjectives as adverbs, things like that.
But sometimes I do really want to say "No, it's not moving slow, it's moving slowly"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np-BUVyf-9A
Never heard of em before but they caught my interest, especially the cute singer. :winky:
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
teatea
titty?
Let the rage begin.
I almost want one
but
it's a wolf shirt
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
so you must buy three
people make mistakes the other way too. it's like when people say I instead of me because they are so afraid of getting it wrong
I would buy that
What if he is a lone wolf?
I will wear it and tie a knot in the hem to bare my midriff. And I shall snap photos of myself, wearing naught else, flourishing the genital glory of the dickwolves.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It be like this, but with three wolves with giant dongs.
http://gaiagirls.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Wolf-Moon.jpg
http://jerkassclothing.com/shirtpage/3_sharks_howl_full_moon.php
Like, for example, "Irene and I" vs "Me and Irene"?