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AustraliaPAX 2011 - CONFIRMATIONS CLOSED!

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Gatsby I am not that good at cock pushups.

    Yet....

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    You're a bum Blake!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a cock pushups training montage.

    STAT!

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  • HyperBalladHyperBallad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    *will be gatsby's cheerleader at the side of the ring*

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    I need a cock pushups training montage.

    STAT!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RalDsFionzU&feature=related

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  • HyperBalladHyperBallad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dancing asian guy FTW!

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    no more Gatsby dick jokes

    I don't want you to ruin the surprise

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    no more Gatsby dick jokes

    I don't want you to ruin the surprise

    Why do you think you, me and marty are sharing a bed at AusPAX? :winky:

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  • HyperBalladHyperBallad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Boys boys boys. How bout we say, what happens at AusPAX, stays at AusPAX.

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh shi- I mean honey! You're home early!

    Blunter climb out the fucking window! No don't hide under the bed marty's there son of a bitch!

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  • HyperBalladHyperBallad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    *facepalm*

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I think you meant

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  • HyperBalladHyperBallad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Indeed.

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I think you meant

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  • LaCabraLaCabra Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    why is the doctor facepalming

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • LaCabraLaCabra Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh man, I love polar bears.

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LaCabra wrote: »
    why is the doctor facepalming

    Daleks

    It's always the Daleks

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    What about when humanity fucks itself over.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hey, do you guys know what are some awesome old doctor who episodes to watch

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Boys boys boys. How bout we say, what happens at AusPAX, stays at AusPAX.

    drugs don't make money by staying home!

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This abortion thing is confusing

    You can get them, but in NSW and Qld it's a criminal offense?

    what

    the

    fuck

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ACT

    porn, fireworks and abortions


    you're welcome

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wait what? criminal offense? Even if it's harmful to the woman?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    in queensland it is a criminal offence

    but not a single case has been brought in 30 years

    #pipe on
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Where do you even go for one?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    why to the aboretum, of course!

    edit: oh i suppose that word has an extra R. i guess the family planning clinic will have to do

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I mean I just need a good scrape out is all.

    Scrape scrape scrape.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it's more of a puree, if I understand the procedure correctly

    that said most of what I know about abortion comes from comedians and satirists

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My mates who went to a catholic high school

    Their one sex ed class was pretty much just talking about how they shouldn't use condoms, and then they were shown a video of an actual surgical abortion from the viewpoint an ultrasound or keyhole camera. Apparently there was crushing involved D:

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    At my private catholic school

    the teacher opened our sex-ed with a lesson that was basically along the lines of

    "We are meant to say "you can't have sex because you shouldn't, but that's bloody stupid, just be safe"

    it also had gems like "who here knows the pull-out method?" a couple of hands go up
    "Well don't worry about it because it doesn't work"

    then they explained everything

    I don't know any girls from that school who have gotten pregnant

    however, from the public school I went to later (which I liked quite a bit), I knew a couple

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    our sex ed was pretty decent in a poor public school

    dunno about the girls' though, quite a few of the dumb fucks that dropped out have kids now

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    gym teachers, the most qualified sex-ed instructors

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh man really?

    What did I get done to myself then?

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sounds like a pap smear.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sounds like a pap smear.

    You know why they call it a pap smear?
    It sounds a lot nicer than a cunt scrape.

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sounds like a pap smear.

    You know why they call it a pap smear?
    It sounds a lot nicer than a cunt scrape.

    Sig'd.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jesus Christ, taking the thread to new levels here guys.

    carry on

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    in queensland it is a criminal offence

    but not a single case has been brought in 30 years

    not til now anyway

    I dun geddit

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I think I was just asked into a pyramid scheme...

    Friend of mine has been working with this company Gennext for a little while and he just did the whole show and dance about how I'll earn 5 grand a month by going around as a sales rep almost but "it'll be my own little company" with the people I sell this idea to. Thing is that I have to pay $80 upfront and he kept telling me about cutting out the middle man and how ranked members are called things like "Emerald " and "Diamond"...

    That sort of stuff has me worried.

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