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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I miss bill nye, and beakman's world.

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    matt has a problem on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    Come on, how weird was it that neighbor kids came over to his house to learn "science". That shit just don't happen.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a jacket for an interview tomorrow

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hey will

    gonna report every post in the women's studies thread

    with the report text of "HETERONORMATIVE"

    I think you know what to do

    Arivia on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    Ludious on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    Come on, how weird was it that neighbor kids came over to his house to learn "science". That shit just don't happen.

    Haha

    "Mom, can I go over to Mr. Wizard's house? He shows us all sorts of cool stuff!"

    "What the hell? Mr. Who? Honey call the cops right now! I knew that guy was a creeper when I first saw him."

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

    Look I'm just saying that Mr. Rodgers singing "Won't you be my neighbor" traumatized me while I was being sodomized by my uncle kyle.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Got some Chaucer read woo

    go Chaucer!

    Captain Carrot on
  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    will, in case you missed my edit, I was kidding about the never wearing a suit thing.

    oh yeah i had missed it. i wasn't sure because a lot of younger technical people i've known - especially west coasters - seem to be surprisingly resentful of dressing up or wearing suits.

    i guess i kind of understand it on some level, but the sheer vehemence usually leaves me p confused.

    Yeah, I fit soundly in that group. I tend to think wearing a suit to a technical job interview, for a position where you won't be doing any management related kind of stuff, seems a tad ostentatious. Business slacks, good shoes, and a collared shirt w/ tie seems much more appropriate to me. They always stick calc/code monkey's in the back where no one can see them anyway.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

    Look I'm just saying that Mr. Rodgers singing "Won't you be my neighbor" traumatized me while I was being sodomized by my uncle kyle.
    His real middle name was McFeely.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    will, in case you missed my edit, I was kidding about the never wearing a suit thing.

    oh yeah i had missed it. i wasn't sure because a lot of younger technical people i've known - especially west coasters - seem to be surprisingly resentful of dressing up or wearing suits.

    i guess i kind of understand it on some level, but the sheer vehemence usually leaves me p confused.

    I was kinda against it until I heard more than a few women comment on how men in suits make them wet.

    So then I was all like 'hey suits are good'!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

    Look I'm just saying that Mr. Rodgers singing "Won't you be my neighbor" traumatized me while I was being sodomized by my uncle kyle.

    now do Blue's Clues

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    I was going to make a joke about Will locking the thread where grownups are obsessed with watching shows meant for little kids. Oh and also the anime thread.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a jacket for an interview tomorrow

    I read "I need to jack it for an interview tomorrow" and thought you had finally made the leap into gay porn.

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I thought it was uniforms that het them up.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    dont make me post it

    too late!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

    Doc on
  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    matt has a problem on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a jacket for an interview tomorrow

    I read "I need to jack it for an interview tomorrow" and thought you had finally made the leap into gay porn.

    I don't have a porn body

    Casual Eddy on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »

    now do Blue's Clues

    Blue had a clue for me all right, the clue was "Your uncles dick in your tiny ass until you bleed and can't tell anyone because of the shame."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    yeah that is fucked up, feral.

    sounds like a p expensive civil case mostly though.

    Yeah. I was leaning towards agreeing with you, that it's something that should be done legislatively (especially since the repeal already passed the House and only got blocked in the Senate by filibuster). But if they're abusing the law so flagrantly, rather than enforcing an unfair law, then that's a judicial issue.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, is there a thread in Gaming for [LoL]? How many of you actually play?

    We should get an arranged team going sometime.

    Rikushix on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    I require chili to function

    Jacobkosh on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LoL solo queue: Let's dogpile Master Yi As Soon As Possible

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

    nope. Roots are meant to be burned. Especially if you're from the south.

    Ludious on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.
    Trolley all rolling back and forth on the track, ding-dinging out an SOS.

    matt has a problem on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rikushix wrote: »
    Hey, is there a thread in Gaming for [LoL]? How many of you actually play?

    We should get an arranged team going sometime.

    Everyone in here plays LoL. Even the people who say they don't, they play incognito.

    emnmnme on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.
    Trolley all rolling back and forth on the track, ding-dinging out an SOS.

    "Oh ling ling you look mighty fine just like the chinamen I killed in nam..."

    I can't be the only kid who was told that old urban legend about Mr. Rodgers being a sniper in vietnam.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LoL solo queue: Let's dogpile Master Yi As Soon As Possible

    Haha, god.

    Nah, Warwick's my guy.

    Though the day before yesterday, all the champions were available...I won five games in a row with Swain.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

    oh god you probably go to those things and drink pbr don't you

    Casual Eddy on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    God I had today off and WoW has been down all day. Fuuuuck.

    Ludious on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rikushix wrote: »
    LoL solo queue: Let's dogpile Master Yi As Soon As Possible

    Haha, god.

    Nah, Warwick's my guy.

    Though the day before yesterday, all the champions were available...I won five games in a row with Swain.

    I don't think I've ever won five games in a row

    Casual Eddy on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.
    Trolley all rolling back and forth on the track, ding-dinging out an SOS.

    "Oh ling ling you look mighty fine just like the chinamen I killed in nam..."

    I can't be the only kid who was told that old urban legend about Mr. Rodgers being a sniper in vietnam.
    That rumor was so widespread they actually included it in the obituary bio in the newspaper where I use to live in NC.

    matt has a problem on
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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

    You forgot Demolition Derby's which are by far the best of the group.

    Burtletoy on
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