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Racist Dad Chat: Tell Me About Ya Fam

FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
Hello I am making a thread oh isn't this exciting!!

Well, recently, I came out to my parents as ~bisexual~. It was kind of a bad moment because we were already arguing and it just sort of came out because of the hateful things my dad was saying (like, "I drink so much because you are my son", that was kind of a bummer I guess. I also said mean things probably I don't know this isn't really about that). For example, the preceding line to me telling my father was "It sickens me that you are tolerant of the n-wurds, muslims, and queers and believe that they can do whatever they want." (I kind of just stopped listening and heard "It sickens me that you are tolerant . . . " but wev)

Anyway, since then, I've heard lots of enlightening things that I had no idea about. For example!

1) Gay people cannot be monogamous as a whole. They are few and far between if it is possible.

2) All gay people are sexually deviant.

3) All gay people are healthier because gay people care about their health more (so that's kind of cool I guess!!!)

4) I think a quote with this one would be better. "I truly believe that there are no good muslims. They are all radical and they will blow you up." In the same vein, "I've had more interaction with middle eastern men than you'll ever have, and I can tell you that they are completely rude as a whole."

5) this image about covers it.

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In between all this stuff they've told me that still love me and it's just kind of disappointing or whatever, so I'm pretty fine I guess.

Anywho, my great forum populace, how is your relationship w/ your parents? Have you called your mother lately? What has your dad said recently? Dish, girl!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Have conversations with your mom about cock sucking techniques with your dad in the room. Maybe then he'll get on board.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That's not a great reaction Faynor, it could be a lot worse, but its still a bit rubbish. Hugs, girl.

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    you should have just hid your deep dark gay secret
    hid it deep down in a dark hole
    another man's deep dark hole

  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I get along pretty well with my parents. I feel like I'm in the SE++ minority.

    Me and my dad both thoroughly enjoy a good shit-talking. Usually over cards/bourbon.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    That's not a great reaction Faynor, it could be a lot worse, but its still a bit rubbish. Hugs, girl.

    i'm not a girl that is not how sexuality works liiya!!

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That's not a great reaction Faynor, it could be a lot worse, but its still a bit rubbish. Hugs, girl.

    i'm not a girl that is not how sexuality works liiya!!

    Boy.

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm as equally racist as my parents so we get along fine

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ebels be cool, son. Well, soon as the Nazi dies off that will be a true statement.

    Fuck off and die.
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That's not a great reaction Faynor, it could be a lot worse, but its still a bit rubbish. Hugs, girl.

    i'm not a girl that is not how sexuality works liiya!!

    Boy.

    why thank you

    but yeah as much as I love when people talk about me I'm doing pretty okay so this thread doesn't really need to be 15 pages of sympathy + everyone saying oh me too let's do it (though it sure can be!)

    tell me about your dad liiya

    tell me

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    jack now that you're bisexual do you want to make out

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    jack now that you're bisexual do you want to make out

    sorry I'm as racist as my dad

    I'm "coming out" as "a racist" too

    yr people stole my job

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That's not a great reaction Faynor, it could be a lot worse, but its still a bit rubbish. Hugs, girl.

    i'm not a girl that is not how sexuality works liiya!!

    Boy.

    why thank you

    but yeah as much as I love when people talk about me I'm doing pretty okay so this thread doesn't really need to be 15 pages of sympathy + everyone saying oh me too let's do it (though it sure can be!)

    tell me about your dad liiya

    tell me

    My dad was a bit down this last week because his friend was ran over by a drunk driver, and they buried him at the funeral. He's okay now.

    I get on fine with my parents.

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So this is basically a shit my dad says thread

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    who am I kidding c'mere

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor, I am genuinely curious as to why you came out to your family.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My dad is okay. i make fun of him for using antisemitic improperly.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My mom always made it super clear that she would be very accepting if my brothers or I ended up being gay

    Like she told us that regularly

    I think it's because she always wanted a daughter but instead got 3 sons so she was just hoping

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    who am I kidding c'mere

    yesss

    oh to answer your question, i get along swimmingly with my mom

    and for the most part my dad too but he gets on my nerves heck of quickly

    but i still love the guy

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    My dad is okay. i make fun of him for using antisemitic improperly.

    Does he hate kites or something?

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    How do you people get such shitty parents?

    You guys really gotta step it up and get some cool parents like me.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    edited October 2010
    My mom I love but man does she say some inappropriate things. The n-word comes out often even in public and she's said 'I'm not homophobic but gays just shouldn't be allowed to get married' on multiple occasions. She doesn't lecture me about anything though, just pops out with some gems sometimes.


    My dad was one of my best friends and biggest supporters and all around awesome guy.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    my parents are incredibly amazing people who must have committed some horrific crime to be cursed with as boring and lazy a son as I am

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    My dad is okay. i make fun of him for using antisemitic improperly.

    Does he hate kites or something?

    not a fan of juice either

  • JAKJAK Registered User
    edited October 2010
    My dad is not racist or homophobic.

    He does have a bit of a rough past though.

    Prison sorted that out.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    My dad is okay. i make fun of him for using antisemitic improperly.

    Does he hate kites or something?

    He puts antisemitic on cuts and scrapes

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My father and I haven't spoken in over three years.

    That being said, we get along great. He recently took care of some stuff I needed done on my truck. We...have an understanding. I've accepted the fact that he's mentally ill, that my mother will never do anything about it, and any day now I'll be getting a call from my mother revealing that my father has hung himself in the garage.

    ...I'm pretty much just waiting for the call. We're pretty okay, though, and he seems to want me to succeed in life, but it's whatev.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    my parents are incredibly amazing people who must have committed some horrific crime to be cursed with as boring and lazy a son as I am

    don't forget ugly

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  • SpudgeSpudge Registered User
    edited October 2010
    I don't see my family at all, and we talk rarely

    It works well given they don't really give a shit about me and I have more pressing matters to attend to

    But I do call mom 'n dad from time to time, letting them know I still breathe and fuck things up on a regular basis and that seems to be alright

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I thought ugly went without saying

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Faynor, I am genuinely curious as to why you came out to your family.

    Well, here, I can give you the run down

    My dad and I were arguing and at the point of the fight in which you say stuff just to piss the other person off

    My dad told me I was lazy + worthless

    I told him God doesn't exist and organized religion is often detrimental to society as a whole

    he told me that I was probably going to burn in hell or I'd find religion one day and then I'd get it and that he found my opinion sickening

    I told him that I found his rampant racism, homophobia, misogyny, and other backwards opinions sickening

    he said the line I put in the OP

    I told him

    he left!

    and then they spent most of yesterday drinking/crying/telling me they love me or wev

    It's needed to be said for a while I guess, but the context in which I did it (using it as a weapon, I suppose) was wrong

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    My dad is okay. i make fun of him for using antisemitic improperly.

    Does he hate kites or something?

    there's a story to this.

    Came downstairs one day, saw him eatting chips, what kind of chips you eatting?" I asked.

    "Ray's"

    "Oh, okay" having never heard of the brand i was a little curious, seeing the odd look i was giving him my dad turns the bag to me

    "See Ray's. I wasn't being antisemitic or anything"

    "Wait? what?"

    "well cause the Chinese replace "L"s and "R"s"

    "Gord, That is not what antisemitic means."

    ever since then every time he says something off colour about race i tell him to stop being antisemitic.

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    who am I kidding c'mere

    yesss

    oh to answer your question, i get along swimmingly with my mom

    and for the most part my dad too but he gets on my nerves heck of quickly

    but i still love the guy

    tell me more about your mom condoms

    your condmoms

    your momdoms

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That's not a great reaction Faynor, it could be a lot worse, but its still a bit rubbish. Hugs, girl.

    i'm not a girl that is not how sexuality works liiya!!

    Boy.

    why thank you

    but yeah as much as I love when people talk about me I'm doing pretty okay so this thread doesn't really need to be 15 pages of sympathy + everyone saying oh me too let's do it (though it sure can be!)

    tell me about your dad liiya

    tell me

    My dad was a bit down this last week because his friend was ran over by a drunk driver, and they buried him at the funeral. He's okay now.

    I get on fine with my parents.

    oh dang, I'm sorry Liiya

    I sure hope your father is alright and everyone goes well, that is a rough situation for anybody

    I am glad you get along with your family

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    every time I call my mom or dad they're like "Oh it's been so long since we have talked to you!" and I'm like "mom, I'm literally always on aim, and so are you. I'm looking at you being online right now, this very second, we are both online"

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    ahahah, that's kind of cute.

    my parents are pretty ok. Some of my extended family are kind of total jerks.

    eg. my aunt lives in a bus in far north queensland and bitches about 'towel-heads' and 'abos'.

    edit: that cute line was at melding but it basically works most everywhere.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    look I'm not a racist or anything

    but all faynors are terrorists and deserve to be beaten

    STEAM
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    my dad once yelled at me because he called me gay and i said "no i'm not", while i was dating a transgendered man

    "WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM?" he said

    oh, dad

    he apologized 5 years later

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My Parents are awesome.

    My dad surived a Cyst in his brain the size of a grapefruit. He the man.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    one part of me wants to link those images shank made

    the other part of me is too lazy

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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