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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    Wait what

    The word 'rape' is evolving into 'an unpleasant experience' or something? I actually don't understand what you are doing
    That is exactly what is happening.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    She once told me that she didn't mind blacks, but no child of hers would dare bring one home.


    I wish I had a black girlfriend to spite her.
    (Which coincidentally almost happened once)

    when my grandparents needed a caretaker late in their life, we found the largest and most outgoing black woman we could find


    my granpa flipped his shit

    she also happened to be an absolutely wonderful woman who pretty much worked miracles for them

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Oh, it does in Germany. But the Germans in general have a weird habit of going "Oh no everybody hates us because WW2/The jews!" while, in fact, few people today still care.

    What I'm saying is a more relaxed view of our past might be in order.

    all my expat friends and I make tonnes of nazi jokes whenever we get together, mostly to get it out of our system.
    I got glared at for yelling 'lebensraum' in a nightclub on the weekend. Sometimes I forget where I am.

    Of course the classic

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have a fantastic relationship with my parents, they're both very loving and supportive, and while my father is more conservative in some ways we often have similar views, and they're both very open minded, and they're actually both Atheists.

    Now, my parents' relationship with one another....

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    Ditto.

    In school, history class "Look! These are the Nazis! Look how good we were to beat them!"

    Liiya on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    my mom once said to me "i feel sorry for muslims that aren't crazy. the ones who are just regular people with a religion. that's gotta suck, to be those people."

    not sure how i feel about that statement

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    Wait what

    The word 'rape' is evolving into 'an unpleasant experience' or something? I actually don't understand what you are doing
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    That would be gay.

    And retarded.

    Bu

    But I wasn't talking about either of those words

    and don't think rape should be compared to those words

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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    Ditto.

    In school, history class "Look! These are the Nazis! Look how good we were to beat them!"
    I was so bored of World War II.

    And the Tudors.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    my mom once said to me "i feel sorry for muslims that aren't crazy. the ones who are just regular people with a religion. that's gotta suck, to be those people."

    not sure how i feel about that statement

    So your mom feels sorry for like 99% of all Muslims then?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JAK wrote: »
    I always laugh when a new word for 'mentally disabled' comes along.

    Because words like 'retarded' and 'special' sound too much like insults now.

    People will ALWAYS call people by those words as insults. The comparison to those people is part of the insult.

    'Idiot' was originally a medical term for the mentally impaired.

    It's a battle that can't be won.

    If only we could show the world that's it's not a negative thing to be mentally handicapped

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JAK wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    Ditto.

    In school, history class "Look! These are the Nazis! Look how good we were to beat them!"
    I was so bored of World War II.

    And the Tudors.

    Argh! I'd blocked out the Tudors.

    Liiya on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    Wait what

    The word 'rape' is evolving into 'an unpleasant experience' or something? I actually don't understand what you are doing
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    That would be gay.

    And retarded.

    Bu

    But I wasn't talking about either of those words

    and don't think rape should be compared to those words

    Why?

    Rape does not deserve some pedestal or padded room all by itself. It's a word. It conveys a message. Sometimes those messages change and evolve over time. Deal with how language works you pile of sticks.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    when i had a stroke, it was p much the worst experience in my entire life and it's fucked me up permanently and continues to be a serious impediment to my life

    i'm p much mentally disabled now. it's not noticeable most of the time, but when it's noticeable, it is very noticeable

    a couple days after it happened, i got out of the hospital and went home. i had one functioning eye, and one functioning hand

    i posted on the forums about it, made a thread

    Tube proceeded to lay into me with a stream of hilarious stroke-related puns

    i appreciated this and laughed about it with the side of my face that worked

    The stroke puns were fucking genius hahahaha

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    some would even say that the english language is being raped

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    JAK wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    Ditto.

    In school, history class "Look! These are the Nazis! Look how good we were to beat them!"
    I was so bored of World War II.

    And the Tudors.

    Argh! I'd blocked out the Tudors.

    man, we've only had 500 years of history here and the hero worship was already ridiculous

    I can't imagine

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    how the

    it's fantastic

    also, grab a box of tissues

    If that's what does it for you ...

    only 2 movies have ever made me cry

    moulin rouge (i was just emotional that day)

    and children of men

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Make sure you're in a good place, emotionally, before you start, because it will destroy you

    I've seen that movie 2 or 3 times and I have to wait at least a year between viewings

    It was the last film we watched in the film class I had last semester and all I could do for the next few hours was just kinda sit and stare at a wall

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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    my mom once said to me "i feel sorry for muslims that aren't crazy. the ones who are just regular people with a religion. that's gotta suck, to be those people."

    not sure how i feel about that statement

    I'd take it as benign.

    Crazy Muslims make the news.

    Non-crazy Muslims suffer because of it.

    It sounds a bit like she's implying they are the minority but the message is positive.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Maybe next time you dudes'll have the sense to be born in the U.S. of 'WORLD WAR 2 SHIT YEAHHHHH FUCK NAZI SCUM' A

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    how the

    it's fantastic

    also, grab a box of tissues

    If that's what does it for you ...

    only 2 movies have ever made me cry

    moulin rouge (i was just emotional that day)

    and children of men

    it will destroy you

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    JAK wrote: »
    I always laugh when a new word for 'mentally disabled' comes along.

    Because words like 'retarded' and 'special' sound too much like insults now.

    People will ALWAYS call people by those words as insults. The comparison to those people is part of the insult.

    'Idiot' was originally a medical term for the mentally impaired.

    It's a battle that can't be won.

    If only we could show the world that's it's not a negative thing to be mentally handicapped

    well it's negative insofar as

    it sucks

    it's an impediment to having the life you probably want

    and it screws with your life

    one of the things that people who scream "ABLEISM!" and stuff all the time seem to forget is that

    actually being disabled is a pretty raw deal

    it's not the same thing as being black or gay

    because you have a functional limitation that diminishes your capabilities to do things

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JAK wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    Ditto.

    In school, history class "Look! These are the Nazis! Look how good we were to beat them!"
    I was so bored of World War II.

    And the Tudors.

    Argh! I'd blocked out the Tudors.

    man, we've only had 500 years of history here and the hero worship was already ridiculous

    I can't imagine

    It's not too bad, its balanced out by feeling bad about some of the stuff we did too.

    Liiya on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JAK wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    my mom once said to me "i feel sorry for muslims that aren't crazy. the ones who are just regular people with a religion. that's gotta suck, to be those people."

    not sure how i feel about that statement

    I'd take it as benign.

    Crazy Muslims make the news.

    Non-crazy Muslims suffer because of it.

    It sounds a bit like she's implying they are the minority but the message is positive.

    yeah

    i mean it's a benign message but the way she says it's like non-crazy muslims are the minority in her view

    that's uh

    not cool

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JAK wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    Ditto.

    In school, history class "Look! These are the Nazis! Look how good we were to beat them!"
    I was so bored of World War II.

    And the Tudors.

    Argh! I'd blocked out the Tudors.

    man, we've only had 500 years of history here and the hero worship was already ridiculous

    I can't imagine

    It's not too bad, its balanced out by feeling bad about some of the stuff we did too.

    haha oh man we had like 3 days of that

    the rest was how awesome we were

    japanese internment, the tuskegee project, trail of tears were all "And then this happened. MOVING ON!"

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Could be she's thinking of muslims in the US.

    and crazy and non-crazy alike are a minority overall in the US.

    I might be reading it optimistically though.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »

    haha oh man we had like 3 days of that

    the rest was how awesome we were

    japanese internment, the tuskegee project, trail of tears were all "And then this happened. MOVING ON!"

    God bless America :P

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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JAK wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    Ditto.

    In school, history class "Look! These are the Nazis! Look how good we were to beat them!"
    I was so bored of World War II.

    And the Tudors.

    Argh! I'd blocked out the Tudors.

    man, we've only had 500 years of history here and the hero worship was already ridiculous

    I can't imagine

    It's actually basically Henry VIII and World War II, and Henry VIII isn't exactly a heroic figure. Britain doesn't actually have a lot of focus on the whole "these great men made our country great" kind of thing, not like the Americans do.

    Most people today couldn't tell you who was the monarch before our current Queen.

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    German history classes are basically:

    "So there we have the Romans. They were pretty cool."

    And then they just start alternating between the French Revolution ("Democracy fuck yea") and Nazis ("Boo!"). Not even the interesting stuff like important battles.

    And then, during the last year of highschool or so, you get a bit about the GDR. But only a tiny little bit.

    By the time you're finished with school you pretty much can not take the topic of WW2 seriously any more.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't have a father and my mother is pretty open minded, but my uncles have ended up taking most of the brunt anyway.

    one grandfather fought in WW2. He... dislikes asians to put it kindly. what does my uncle marry? a korean woman.

    then on my other side another uncle married a carribian woman who was 20 years older than him. hoo boy did that not go over well.

    so I think they will be prepared for whatever I end up doing.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i just read the diary of anne frank!

    how bad can it be

    i wonder if it's on netflix (canada)

    also pony i have heard the 'make up your mind!' thing before in regards to bisexuals and it is probably the dumbest thing i have ever heard

    i didn't even know bisexuals existed until grade 11ish

    you don't really hear much about them

    i always say i'm bisexual but not biemotional
    it's so easy to confuse people

    now i am just a bombsosexual
    which is way more fun to type

    mully on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »

    haha oh man we had like 3 days of that

    the rest was how awesome we were

    japanese internment, the tuskegee project, trail of tears were all "And then this happened. MOVING ON!"

    God bless America :P

    don't you forget it

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i just read the diary of anne frank!

    how bad can it be

    i wonder if it's on netflix (canada)

    also pony i have heard the 'make up your mind!' thing before in regards to bisexuals and it is probably the dumbest thing i have ever heard

    i didn't even know bisexuals existed until grade 11ish

    you don't really hear much about them

    i always say i'm bisexual but not biemotional
    it's so easy to confuse people

    now i am just a bombsosexual
    which is way more fun to type

    How bad can it be?

    I'll say "Girl in red coat", even though movie is in black and white.

    After you see the movie, that phrase will make you cry.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i'm going to take this as a challenge
    to see if i can watch schindlers list without eye-leaking

    mully on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    one of the saddest scenes in cinematic history is when Ace Ventura lets go of the raccoon at the beginning of When Nature Calls

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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I actually have a black relative.

    Genetically, he's my uncle.

    But on paper he is my Great Uncle.

    It's a long story.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    a friend of mine posted this asinine video criticizing classism and stuff and was showing crude graphs of how the people in the upper classes are largely white, male, and straight

    and how that's bad

    and i'm with them thus far

    but then they're like "also the people who are in the upper classes that run corporations and things are not the disabled"

    and i'm like

    listen

    uh

    there's some pretty clear reasons for that

    do you expect a guy with Down's to be running a company on the NASDAQ?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My parents are amazing and I love them.

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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    one of the saddest scenes in cinematic history is when Ace Ventura lets go of the raccoon at the beginning of When Nature Calls
    That actually made me upset.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    JAK wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    my mom once said to me "i feel sorry for muslims that aren't crazy. the ones who are just regular people with a religion. that's gotta suck, to be those people."

    not sure how i feel about that statement

    I'd take it as benign.

    Crazy Muslims make the news.

    Non-crazy Muslims suffer because of it.

    It sounds a bit like she's implying they are the minority but the message is positive.

    yeah

    i mean it's a benign message but the way she says it's like non-crazy muslims are the minority in her view

    that's uh

    not cool

    I didn't really draw them being inferred as the minority from that quote, but I obviously can't say since I haven't heard her talk about it. But, to be fair, sane Muslims are presented as the minority in a lot of media, so it's sort of a common if unfortunate mis-perception.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My parents are amazing and I love them.

    then why are you rebelling

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