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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    Fairly certain they didn't work too well

    A shame. Always kinda liked the idea. Just stick my dong in this tube and let the machinery just spray on my condom.

    Apparently, that was an anti-selling point for a lot of people

    Good god man. Can you think of anything more futuristic then sticking your penis in a tube and pulling it out covered in a condom? That would have been proof we're living in the future.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Wow, how would that work if it couldn't form a reservoir at the top. That wouldn't be very good.

    never a better hot pocket

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.


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  • ArchArch Viruses are totally dependent on knowledge of every eternity. Renounce faith. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    the point of this is slowly dawning on thom

    hoist the sails, raise the mast

    The mast is already raised.

    Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?

    Fairly certain they didn't work too well

    A shame. Always kinda liked the idea. Just stick my dong in this tube and let the machinery just spray on my condom.

    Apparently, that was an anti-selling point for a lot of people

    Good god man. Can you think of anything more futuristic then sticking your penis in a tube and pulling it out covered in a condom? That would have been proof we're living in the future.

    Well it was that, and the lack of reservoir tip that killed it, I think

    oh! and price point

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    quid, you should quit the navy and take to writing

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.

    Duh.

  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Price would probably not deter me from buying something that sprayed a condom on my penis.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    thanks for the game, guys

    it was really fun and a satisfying win

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    arivia, do you want a body-sized spray-on latex machine

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".

    It would peel off?

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.

    Duh.

    Does this coworker have a full size poster of David Duchovny in his cubicle/office?

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    thanks for the game, guys

    it was really fun and a satisfying win

    Organ I should rub your nose in your thread, god damn that place is a cess pit. And you created it.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".

    It would peel off?

    That is to say, your penis would.

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  • ArchArch Viruses are totally dependent on knowledge of every eternity. Renounce faith. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    yes

    fuck mosquitoes

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    I'm torn.

    1: If the mosquito somehow gets out you'll wish you had taken the chance.

    2: It's a mosquito. They don't deserve mercy.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    arivia, do you want a body-sized spray-on latex machine

    what, like, you have one in the garage no one's using?

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.

    I'm imagining a thousand old analog tuner TVs in his house, all plugged in, hissing away with static as he imagines he is thwarting the government's attempt to control the knowledge of extraterrestrials.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".

    It would peel off?

    I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Price would probably not deter me from buying something that sprayed a condom on my penis.

    just use compressed air

    shake it up real good first

    don't worry the cold means its working

  • ArchArch Viruses are totally dependent on knowledge of every eternity. Renounce faith. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    yes

    fuck mosquitoes

    But Arch they play a vital role in many environments.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    Is it a female, if so let it rot. Damn bloodsuckers.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.

    Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    yes

    fuck mosquitoes

    But Arch they play a vital role in many environments.

    I will win the Nobel Prize for Hero when I invent a device that functions as a mosquito but doesn't require biting people and also kills mosquitoes.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".

    It would peel off?

    I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.

    Are you sure you used liquid latex meant for skin and not just a gallon of paint?

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.

    Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.

    Those door rulers are bullshit. They tend to say I'm a good three or four inches shorter than reality would suggest.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    yes

    fuck mosquitoes

    But Arch they play a vital role in many environments.

    I will win the Nobel Prize for Hero when I invent a device that functions as a mosquito but doesn't require biting people and also kills mosquitoes.

    We have lawyers already.

  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    Maybe the spider stepped out for a minute?

    Maybe that's her spider lunch. She's saving the mosquito blood for later.

    And you have big dumb monkey fingers.

    It'd be like someone wandered in to your house, tore the door off your fridge, and emptied all your OJ into the crisper.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FUUUUUUAHH

    7 hours in the dish pit

    it's HORRIBLE and I don't like it everything is wet

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.

    Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.

    Does it really matter at the end of the day? I mean you're all short.

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    yes

    fuck mosquitoes

    But Arch they play a vital role in many environments.

    I will win the Nobel Prize for Hero when I invent a device that functions as a mosquito but doesn't require biting people and also kills mosquitoes.

    We have lawyers already.

    They have proven ineffective and must be discontinued.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    It is both rivs

    You are like a girl feral, and that is why I like you

    ah, okay

    gotta say I don't notice feral making many sex jokes either, but oh well

    he used to, or you just miss them

    feralll where are youuuu

    establish your sexual deviancy for support for me
    Spoiler:

    I've toned them down a lot, here on PA and elsewhere, because getting pigeonholed was affecting my self-image.
    Spoiler:

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".

    It would peel off?

    I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.

    Are you sure you used liquid latex meant for skin and not just a gallon of paint?

    Dad said it was cheaper shopping at sherman williams and the fumes would help out the halloween experience.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    mosquito caught in a spiderweb here. no spider in sight

    mercy kill? y/n

    Maybe the spider stepped out for a minute?

    Maybe that's her spider lunch. She's saving the mosquito blood for later.

    And you have big dumb monkey fingers.

    It'd be like someone wandered in to your house, tore the door off your fridge, and emptied all your OJ into the crisper.

    I thought spiders dissolved most of their prey, not just took the blood.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Brave men pushing the barriers of science.

    I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".

    It would peel off?

    I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.

    Are you sure you used liquid latex meant for skin and not just a gallon of paint?

    Dad said it was cheaper shopping at sherman williams and the fumes would help out the halloween experience.

    And he was right.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »

    I've toned them down a lot, here on PA and elsewhere, because getting pigeonholed was affecting my self-image.

    Oh please like you'd turn down a good pigeonholing.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    See Feral knows his sex, guy's even been pigeonholed

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