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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fem-bon

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    [QUOTE=Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory;16989954a fleeting erection or feminine equivalent

    lady-boner[/QUOTE]

    herection

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    fem-bon

    is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    [QUOTE=Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory;16989954a fleeting erection or feminine equivalent

    lady-boner

    herection[/QUOTE]
    pitchin' a pup tent?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    little man in the boat giving a 6 gun salute

    CHANUS DO NOT AGREE WITH THS POST
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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

    ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    fem-bon

    is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

    boy I hope so

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct
    TO: Boss

    From: Arch

    GIVE ME A LETTER OF RECOMENDATIONS BITCH I AM LEAVING THIS DUMP-ASS JORB AND GOING BACK TO SCHOOLS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA

    Sincerely,

    Arch [<-you will sign this part with a classy pen]

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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    fem-bon

    is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

    I just went from 6 to midnight.
    Also, that was even better because of your avatar.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

    ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

    Probably don't want to leave the shire without one, Arch.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

    ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

    Probably don't want to leave the shire without one, Arch.
    the fellowship of the ringworm

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ahahahahahaha

    I just said "Hate you!" instead of "Bye!" to a customer oh my goooood

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    in other news this one researcher dropped off samples, with a page of very detailed instructions on scanning parameters, labeling, file transfer and also filled out the work request form correctly, signed it, and was very polite


    this is literally the first time this has ever happened. kind of made my day a bit better

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  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    I know its hard, but I'm honestly thinking about writing a speech to be read post death to cheer people up. Which is morbid I'll admit, but I want the people in my life to know that they were a major part of making it enjoyable and I don't want my death to drag them down because I ran out of time.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.
    If they're still memorializing you at that point then they can do whatever the hell they want.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    gooey you give good advice sometimes

    not to take a bow or anything but i am pretty good at advisement

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it seems I came to work without my wallet and phone

    woooooops

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

    That's impossible.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

    Not to those affected by my life though.

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  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User
    edited October 2010
    All men die. Not all men truly live.

    Also

    A crazy person never doubts their sanity.

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My family is really good about funerals. When my grandma passed due to bone cancer, my grandpa took me aside after the service and said

    "Son, your grandma always had a special place for you in her heart. And I could never quite figure out why."

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    kaleedity wrote: »
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does
    "Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

    i don't even

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My family is really good about funerals. When my grandma passed due to bone cancer, my grandpa took me aside after the service and said

    "Son, your grandma always had a special place for you in her heart. And I could never quite figure out why."
    this is terrible but I'm seriously laughing out loud

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I want to be cremated

    that way I can never come back as a zombie

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does
    "Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

    i don't even

    I bet O'donnell posts comments on YouTube.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    I want to be cremated

    that way I can never come back as a zombie

    But you could come back as a phoenix! Betcha didn't think about that! Didja? Huh? Didja?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    I want to be cremated

    that way I can never come back as a zombie

    :x

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ahahahahahaha

    I just said "Hate you!" instead of "Bye!" to a customer oh my goooood

    Do they sound similar in Norwegian?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    also i want my dying words to be

    my only regret is that i have....boneitis

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    We poppin' bottles of butterbeer like this was House Slyzzerin'

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does
    "Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

    i don't even

    I bet O'donnell posts comments on YouTube.

    O'donnell is a sentient YouTube comment

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That's impossible.

    If you lived to 90 then 100 years later you'll have been dead longer than you were alive. A million years later and your life will compare insignificantly to your death.
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

    Not to those affected by my life though.

    If you die and then the technology for immortality is discovered everyone will have to live forever and your death will extend into infinity.

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