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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fem-bon

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    [QUOTE=Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory;16989954a fleeting erection or feminine equivalent

    lady-boner[/QUOTE]

    herection

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    fem-bon

    is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

    Gooey on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

    Arch on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    [QUOTE=Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory;16989954a fleeting erection or feminine equivalent

    lady-boner

    herection[/QUOTE]
    pitchin' a pup tent?

    Bama on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    little man in the boat giving a 6 gun salute

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:

    TL DR on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

    ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    fem-bon

    is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

    boy I hope so

    Variable on
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Bama on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct
    TO: Boss

    From: Arch

    GIVE ME A LETTER OF RECOMENDATIONS BITCH I AM LEAVING THIS DUMP-ASS JORB AND GOING BACK TO SCHOOLS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA

    Sincerely,

    Arch [<-you will sign this part with a classy pen]

    Gooey on
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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    fem-bon

    is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

    I just went from 6 to midnight.
    Also, that was even better because of your avatar.

    Radiation on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

    ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

    Probably don't want to leave the shire without one, Arch.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

    he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

    ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

    Probably don't want to leave the shire without one, Arch.
    the fellowship of the ringworm

    Bama on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    gooey you give good advice sometimes

    Arch on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ahahahahahaha

    I just said "Hate you!" instead of "Bye!" to a customer oh my goooood

    Abdhyius on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

    Sarksus on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    in other news this one researcher dropped off samples, with a page of very detailed instructions on scanning parameters, labeling, file transfer and also filled out the work request form correctly, signed it, and was very polite


    this is literally the first time this has ever happened. kind of made my day a bit better

    Arch on
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does

    kaleedity on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    I know its hard, but I'm honestly thinking about writing a speech to be read post death to cheer people up. Which is morbid I'll admit, but I want the people in my life to know that they were a major part of making it enjoyable and I don't want my death to drag them down because I ran out of time.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.
    If they're still memorializing you at that point then they can do whatever the hell they want.

    Bama on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    gooey you give good advice sometimes

    not to take a bow or anything but i am pretty good at advisement

    Gooey on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it seems I came to work without my wallet and phone

    woooooops

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

    That's impossible.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

    Not to those affected by my life though.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    All men die. Not all men truly live.

    Also

    A crazy person never doubts their sanity.

    langfor6 on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My family is really good about funerals. When my grandma passed due to bone cancer, my grandpa took me aside after the service and said

    "Son, your grandma always had a special place for you in her heart. And I could never quite figure out why."

    TL DR on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    kaleedity wrote: »
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does
    "Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

    i don't even

    Arch on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My family is really good about funerals. When my grandma passed due to bone cancer, my grandpa took me aside after the service and said

    "Son, your grandma always had a special place for you in her heart. And I could never quite figure out why."
    this is terrible but I'm seriously laughing out loud

    Bama on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I want to be cremated

    that way I can never come back as a zombie

    Gooey on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does
    "Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

    i don't even

    I bet O'donnell posts comments on YouTube.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    I want to be cremated

    that way I can never come back as a zombie

    But you could come back as a phoenix! Betcha didn't think about that! Didja? Huh? Didja?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    I want to be cremated

    that way I can never come back as a zombie

    :x

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ahahahahahaha

    I just said "Hate you!" instead of "Bye!" to a customer oh my goooood

    Do they sound similar in Norwegian?

    Mojo_Jojo on
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    also i want my dying words to be

    my only regret is that i have....boneitis

    Gooey on
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    We poppin' bottles of butterbeer like this was House Slyzzerin'

    TL DR on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

    I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does
    "Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

    i don't even

    I bet O'donnell posts comments on YouTube.

    O'donnell is a sentient YouTube comment

    Arch on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That's impossible.

    If you lived to 90 then 100 years later you'll have been dead longer than you were alive. A million years later and your life will compare insignificantly to your death.
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

    :^:
    x2

    Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

    Not to those affected by my life though.

    If you die and then the technology for immortality is discovered everyone will have to live forever and your death will extend into infinity.

    Sarksus on
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