ever hear of a werebat
no, you probably haven't
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited October 2010
Some of the kills you perform on monsters in the new Castlevania game are a bit excessive. Like putting your foot on a werewolf's face and pulling its arm until you break its wolf neck or when you shove the spikey end of your combat cross into the chest of a monster a dozen times and then slam its head into the ground.
Gabriel Belmont has some anger issues. He hates monster people.
Some of the kills you perform on monsters in the new Castlevania game are a bit excessive. Like putting your foot on a werewolf's face and pulling its arm until you break its wolf neck or when you shove the spikey end of your combat cross into the chest of a monster a dozen times and then slam its head into the ground.
Gabriel Belmont has some anger issues. He hates monster people.
well they're probably responsible for everything that is wrong with his life
can't imagine a Belmont has a healthy childhood
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edited October 2010
steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up
steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up
Steve Belmont is like the safety enforcement officer of the family. He just goes around to the spooky old castles and evil forests and fines Dracula for excessive spike traps, faulty flooring that crumbles when you walk over it, and dangerous unholy animated suits of armor that try to kill you.
steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up
Steve Belmont is like the safety enforcement officer of the family. He just goes around to the spooky old castles and evil forests and fines Dracula for excessive spike traps, faulty flooring that crumbles when you walk over it, and dangerous unholy animated suits of armor that try to kill you.
steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up
Steve Belmont is like the safety enforcement officer of the family. He just goes around to the spooky old castles and evil forests and fines Dracula for excessive spike traps, faulty flooring that crumbles when you walk over it, and dangerous unholy animated suits of armor that try to kill you.
look man
it's a living ok
that's bullshit
more unnecessary belmont regulation
let the free market handle it
people can choose to be imperiled by a demon castle with fewer spike traps if they desire
really, though, it seems like a campaign of harassment at this point. I mean, when's the last time Dracula actually did anything? It's like, oooh, Castlevania is back, let's go get that motherfucker. Dracula's all like "man, fuck you, I'm just chilling here in my tower. I haven't kidnapped or killed anyone since the 13th century."
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The end of your Combat Cross weapon has a metal point. You jam that into heads, faces, necks, chests, and guts of various enemy creatures. Eventually you obtain an upgrade that makes the end extend and retract in a cinematic that is called a stake. In game it really only allows you to use it as a makeshift handle to open doors by a winch mechanism, but in certain cut scenes it looks cool as hell.
You do specifically 'stake' vampire monsters though by beating them up, and then grappling them. Gabriel then takes the vampire by the throat while it screams and struggles, and jams said stake into its cold black heart making it explode in a bloody and violent manner.
The end of your Combat Cross weapon has a metal point. You jam that into heads, faces, necks, chests, and guts of various enemy creatures. Eventually you obtain an upgrade that makes the end extend and retract in a cinematic that is called a stake. In game it really only allows you to use it as a makeshift handle to open doors by a winch mechanism, but in certain cut scenes it looks cool as hell.
You do specifically 'stake' vampire monsters though by beating them up, and then grappling them. Gabriel then takes the vampire by the throat while it screams and struggles, and jams said stake into its cold black heart making it explode in a bloody and violent manner.
I really need to play this game.
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited October 2010
So it's a God of War style Castlevania?
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GoodKingJayIIIThey wanna get mygold on the ceilingRegistered Userregular
edited October 2010
I'm not going to lie.
Reaching back to a two-year old meme for a comic punchline seems lazy, and kind of lame.
There's similarities, but then God of War borrowed from other games too.
The platforming is much better than God of War, and the light and shadow magic system is very well done. A lot less button mashing or hacking at things. If you use strategies and counter attacks, it can be very technical even when fighting a dozen things at one time.
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I do what I can
i am attacking them because of how they look
i didn't even see these Hellions in particular do anything wrong. sure, other Hellions are visibly mugging people or dealing drugs or whatever
but these dudes were just standing in a circle
i am the real monster
it's a jungle down there
the perils of teaching a young man to shave
Also, I think those are bat-like features on the face. So, it's like a hairy vampire thing?
no, you probably haven't
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Gabriel Belmont has some anger issues. He hates monster people.
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well they're probably responsible for everything that is wrong with his life
can't imagine a Belmont has a healthy childhood
Steve Belmont is like the safety enforcement officer of the family. He just goes around to the spooky old castles and evil forests and fines Dracula for excessive spike traps, faulty flooring that crumbles when you walk over it, and dangerous unholy animated suits of armor that try to kill you.
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look man
it's a living ok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkkLUP-gm4Q&feature=related
that's bullshit
more unnecessary belmont regulation
let the free market handle it
people can choose to be imperiled by a demon castle with fewer spike traps if they desire
I think they are vampires in man-bat form.
I'll work on your mom's foreshortening.
The end of your Combat Cross weapon has a metal point. You jam that into heads, faces, necks, chests, and guts of various enemy creatures. Eventually you obtain an upgrade that makes the end extend and retract in a cinematic that is called a stake. In game it really only allows you to use it as a makeshift handle to open doors by a winch mechanism, but in certain cut scenes it looks cool as hell.
You do specifically 'stake' vampire monsters though by beating them up, and then grappling them. Gabriel then takes the vampire by the throat while it screams and struggles, and jams said stake into its cold black heart making it explode in a bloody and violent manner.
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I really need to play this game.
Reaching back to a two-year old meme for a comic punchline seems lazy, and kind of lame.
But I would really like to play this game.
There's similarities, but then God of War borrowed from other games too.
The platforming is much better than God of War, and the light and shadow magic system is very well done. A lot less button mashing or hacking at things. If you use strategies and counter attacks, it can be very technical even when fighting a dozen things at one time.
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Yes
I'm hoping they do a "where's the beef" comic. Walter Mondale would be shitting himself.