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Is it okay to eat candy off the floor

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hooves wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    who wants to talk about the fact that every 40 year old white woman has suddenly decided that she and usually her two blond kids are all gluten intolerant because lol

    this actually makes my summer kitchen job significantly harder, too

    Because they're white and blonde...? Why would they think that?

    because the health food industry has a vested interest in convincing everyone that they are gluten intolerant

    That's mental and doesn't make sense.


    QUESTION. I was watching Jamie Oliver the other day and some the little American kiddies didn't use knives to eat their meals with until they were ten years old. Is this a new thing or a isolated thing....?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lazy parents or kids is all that is.

    Not like people need to act proper all the time, though.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    anyone who doesn't like milk can go die

    that includes you asia

    I'm lactose intolerant! It's not my fault!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah I generally don't use knives when I'm eating alone.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Okie dokie, I just wondered is all.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hooves wrote: »
    Oh man I work in the bar in a hotel. A couple weeks ago the septic tanked backed up into the showers in the basement. The floor was literally covered in 6 inches of shit. You could smell fecal matter all throughout the hotel. The absurd part was not that we didn't even close the restaraunt or the bar but that people actually stayed and ate.

    There are lots a successful restaurants in New Jersey.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait, what do you cut your food with then?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait, what do you cut your food with then?

    your aura

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't use any cutlery when eating alone

    or plates

    or glasses

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait, what do you cut your food with then?

    Blender

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Okie dokie, I just wondered is all.

    the newest thing is to isolate children from anything and everything even remotely dangerous.


    stairs, cleansers, sharp things, doorways, the world.....

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Okie dokie, I just wondered is all.

    the newest thing is to isolate children from anything and everything even remotely dangerous.


    stairs, cleansers, sharp things, me, doorways, the world.....

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Okie dokie, I just wondered is all.

    the newest thing is to isolate children from anything and everything even remotely dangerous.


    stairs, cleansers, sharp things, doorways, the world.....

    So its not just me who thinks its daft that they aren't allowed knives? Thank you.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait, what do you cut your food with then?

    My fork or I bring it to my mouth and bite it off.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I grab my steak by two hands and plead with it to rend itself into tiny bite sized pieces.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait, I'm white...AND BLOND!

    I MIGHT BE GLUTEN INTOLERANT!!!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Okie dokie, I just wondered is all.

    the newest thing is to isolate children from anything and everything even remotely dangerous.


    stairs, cleansers, sharp things, doorways, the world.....


    "We are living in the age of the lily-livered, where everything is a pallid parody of itself, from salt-free pretzels to the schooling of children amid foam corner protectors and flame-retardant paper.

    I blame the people at the top for setting the tone.
    I blame parents.
    I blame the arbiters of virtue.

    Sometime over the past generation we became less likely to object to something because it is immoral and more likely to object to something because it is unhealthy or unsafe. So smoking is now a worse evil than six of the Ten Commandments, and the word sinful is most commonly associated with chocolate.

    Gone, at least among the responsible professional class, is the exuberance of the feast. Gone is the grand and pointless gesture."
    -David Brooks, New York Times

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    So its not just me who thinks its daft that they aren't allowed knives? Thank you.

    Well to be fair, what are they going to cut in school-prepared lunches?

    Everything is either pizza, fried, or pre-cut finger snacks such as apples/carrots. But who are we kidding they probably don't have the healthy things.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    So its not just me who thinks its daft that they aren't allowed knives? Thank you.

    Well to be fair, what are they going to cut in school-prepared lunches?

    Everything is either pizza, fried, or pre-cut finger snacks such as apples/carrots. But who are we kidding they probably don't have the healthy things.

    Well, jacket potato, pie, chips, pizza. But you also use a knife to put food onto the fork. Like peas so they don't roll about all over the place.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Well, jacket potato, pie, chips, pizza. But you also use a knife to put food onto the fork. Like peas so they don't roll about all over the place.

    I'm confused as to why you would need a knife for any of those things. Especially peas! That's what spoons are for!

    Also, potatoes aren't jackets, Liiya, cmon.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Psh...all of your peas are mushy peas. That shit don't roll.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Well, jacket potato, pie, chips, pizza. But you also use a knife to put food onto the fork. Like peas so they don't roll about all over the place.

    I'm confused as to why you would need a knife for any of those things. Especially peas! That's what spoons are for!

    Also, potatoes aren't jackets, Liiya, cmon.

    You use a spoon for peas? Well there's more than one way to skin a cat I suppose.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I had to look up jacket potato, that actually looks like a good idea.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    I had to look up jacket potato, that actually looks like a good idea.

    You've never had a baked potato in your entire life?

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Well, jacket potato, pie, chips, pizza. But you also use a knife to put food onto the fork. Like peas so they don't roll about all over the place.

    I'm confused as to why you would need a knife for any of those things. Especially peas! That's what spoons are for!

    Also, potatoes aren't jackets, Liiya, cmon.

    You use a spoon for peas? Well there's more than one way to skin a cat I suppose.

    Not anymore more with the all new "CAT SKINNER-O-MATIC"

    The only way to skin a cat.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    I had to look up jacket potato, that actually looks like a good idea.

    You've never had a baked potato in your entire life?

    GIS tells me it is like a loaded baked potato, but with beans and other such British things.

    Has the internet lied to me?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nah, it's right.

    Generally we just call 'em stuffed baked potatoes or something like that. A jacket potato is nothing more than a baked spud stuffed with stuff.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    I had to look up jacket potato, that actually looks like a good idea.

    You've never had a baked potato in your entire life?

    GIS tells me it is like a loaded baked potato, but with beans and other such British things.

    Has the internet lied to me?

    It's just a baked potato.

    Put some of those toppings on it and pretend you're from London town.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Well, jacket potato, pie, chips, pizza. But you also use a knife to put food onto the fork. Like peas so they don't roll about all over the place.

    I'm confused as to why you would need a knife for any of those things. Especially peas! That's what spoons are for!

    Also, potatoes aren't jackets, Liiya, cmon.

    You use a spoon for peas? Well there's more than one way to skin a cat I suppose.

    Not anymore more with the all new "CAT SKINNER-O-MATIC"

    The only way to skin a cat.

    Well you've sold it to me, I'd buy one!

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Spoon + peas just seems so much more efficient for the majority of peas eating time.

    Then a fork to stab the stragglers.

    From what it sounds like, you're using a knife to essentially spoon the peas with a fork anyways!

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's just the way I was taught, I am not saying my way is better than your way.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I learned something new today. It was a good day.
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Someone on the last page said that they were lactose intolerant and couldn't drink milk.

    Do.... Do you not have lactose free milk in other countries or something? I mean shit, you can get almost everything lactose free here.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    It's just the way I was taught, I am not saying my way is better than your way.

    Let us piece our peas in peace, however we please.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    Your are not the bad person in the scenario you have just described.

    e: context

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    It's just the way I was taught, I am not saying my way is better than your way.

    Let us piece our peas in peace, however we please.

    Yes :)

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No you're not a bad person.

    I would probably have killed her and buried her in a mexican desert ages ago.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No you're not a bad person.

    I would probably have killed her and buried her in a mexican desert ages ago.

    ...brb

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I would tell her that worrying about that stuff isn't going to allow her to live longer.

    She just needs to know that someday she might go to sleep and somehow end up with an ax lodged into her skull.

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