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Is it okay to eat candy off the floor

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Words

    There's this diner here where the chef has a fixed menu, only serves two room seatings a night, no substitutions and if you don't like the way something is cooked you are promptly told to go die in a fire.

    I'm fine with that. In fact, some day usagi and I will go to The Harbfarm, one of the most highly acclaimed restaurants on the west coast. They have theme menus that they run for a week or two typically, but when you make a reservation you're just trusting that they're going to take good care of you. About $200/head but I have no doubt it'll be fantastic even though we won't know in advance what we're eating.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm contemplating eating some doritoes

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    spono wrote: »
    I didn't like potatoes that weren't in french fry form until I was 18 or so
    I felt like I might barf just by having one in my mouth

    I am Irish and Polish -- my body is like 90% potato

    then one day I had a potato and it was great

    who knows, maybe my mom just can't cook potatoes for shit

    It's all too common for people to grow up hating certain foods simply because their mothers didn't know how to prepare it. It's wonderful taking someone like that and showing them how good that ingredient can actually be, and converting them to loving it.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i like cheap food

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i had some chicken alfredo for dinner

    i just spent the last half hour diarrheaing it out

    (not because of the food but because i am diseased)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    well, you're a ginger so saying you're diseased is redundant

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    everything good is white

    marshmellows

    people

    semen

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    a good diarrhea can feel fantastic

    get that butt water flowin'

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    x_x

    Tell Faynor's wife I loved heaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha "wife"

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    nooooo not the cornfield

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    spono wrote: »
    a good diarrhea can feel fantastic

    get that butt water flowin'

    liquid dumps are the best if you are already prepared and standing in the bathtube with the shower head going

    just shitting everywhere

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    well, you're a ginger so saying you're diseased is redundant

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    there is something wrong with you people, jesus christ

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    there is something wrong with you people, jesus christ

    we're all mad here

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wait wait i'm not white eitherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *poof*

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Kltpzyxm wait wait *poof*

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    everything good is white

    marshmellows

    people

    semen

    So you like semen huh Franko.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    my words translate to pictures so well

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    a good diarrhea can feel fantastic

    get that butt water flowin'

    liquid dumps are the best if you are already prepared and standing in the bathtube with the shower head going

    just shitting everywhere

    oh my god

    what

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    franko ruined my perfectly good mental image

    by shitting all over it

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    a good diarrhea can feel fantastic

    get that butt water flowin'

    liquid dumps are the best if you are already prepared and standing in the bathtube with the shower head going

    just shitting everywhere

    this post is absolutely incredible

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    I mean I woke up at 1pm and then watched 3 hours worth of Jersey Shore

    I'm still in my pajamas

    you really aren't short on material here

    did you feel like P Diddy

    every. single. day.

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    x_x

    Tell Faynor's wife I loved heaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha "wife"

    why do you keep posting about me mensch

    I honestly don't get it?

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    (she likes you)

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    x_x

    Tell Faynor's wife I loved heaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha "wife"

    why do you keep posting about me mensch

    I honestly don't get it?

    Probably because you keep reacting.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ugh fine crybabies ill talk about druhim instead

    druhim's so old

    that he's got tons more life experience than me and a steady, awesome life with an equally rad life-partner and i can only hope to achieve is level of personal success one day

    happy fagbore????

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    x_x

    Tell Faynor's wife I loved heaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha "wife"

    why do you keep posting about me mensch

    I honestly don't get it?

    Probably because you keep reacting.

    Oh no

    Someone made me type thirteen words

    I have truly been trolled this day

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    x_x

    Tell Faynor's wife I loved heaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha "wife"

    why do you keep posting about me mensch

    I honestly don't get it?

    she is your tsundare and I am now going to kill myself uguuuuuuu~

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ugh fine crybabies ill talk about druhim instead

    druhim's so old

    that he's got tons more life experience than me and a steady, awesome life with an equally rad life-partner and i can only hope to achieve is level of personal success one day

    happy fagbore????

    no I don't care if you post about me, attention is my lifeblood

    I just

    didn't get it

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    x_x

    Tell Faynor's wife I loved heaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha "wife"

    why do you keep posting about me mensch

    I honestly don't get it?

    she is your tsundare and I am now going to kill myself uguuuuuuu~

    can you make this a mean girls reference so I'll get it

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just get rid of everyone who isn't white

    Me me take me first

    poof see ya mensch don't forget to write

    x_x

    Tell Faynor's wife I loved heaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha "wife"

    why do you keep posting about me mensch

    I honestly don't get it?

    Probably because you keep reacting.

    Oh no

    Someone made me type thirteen words

    I have truly been trolled this day

    Yes but

    How

    Does

    It

    Feel?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ok really faynor you should stop talking

    no one here is trying to hurt you in any way i was just insulting or the sake of a joke and youre a forum scapegoat who i thought would laugh it off

    calm yo tits

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    ugh fine crybabies ill talk about druhim instead

    druhim's so old

    that he's got tons more life experience than me and a steady, awesome life with an equally rad life-partner and i can only hope to achieve is level of personal success one day

    happy fagbore????

    unh!
    why do you have to attack me all the tiiiime
    abluh bluh blooo

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    SE++: Don't hurt my feelings please uguu~

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mensch faynor cannot calm his tits

    they are

    so rude

    i just want to be in those

    faynor please get on cam so that i may gaze upon your titties

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ok really faynor you should stop talking

    no one here is trying to hurt you in any way i was just insulting or the sake of a joke and youre a forum scapegoat who i thought would laugh it off

    calm yo tits

    wait

    what

    do people really read my tone as a raging cunt this often? because I'm not angry at all, and don't really see where you got the indication that I was

    but okay, I'll go back to "being mad"

    (in reality, I'm going go get a cookie!)

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    in return i'll flash you my dong

    or not flash my dong whichever is the one you want

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