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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just remember Sarksus:

    Each sentences carries within it the imperative of its own next sentence.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nanowrimo made me consider suicide last year

    writing fiction is bad for your health

    people who think it's easy and inspired are unilaterally terrible

    No I am going to write the next great American novel.

    will it be as good as the great american novel you wrote last year?

    or the year before?

    Much better since I didn't write anything last year or the year before.

    Both of which are sensational examples of minimalism in literature

    you are a true innovator

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I really hated that video, Winky.

    That was terrible.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nanowrimo made me consider suicide last year

    writing fiction is bad for your health

    people who think it's easy and inspired are unilaterally terrible

    As someone with a bachelors degree is screenwriting, I can assure you that writing narrative fiction in a novel format is unbelievably hard and something only a brave few can pull off effectively.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nanowrimo made me consider suicide last year

    writing fiction is bad for your health

    people who think it's easy and inspired are unilaterally terrible

    No I am going to write the next great American novel.

    Seriously don't even think this a little

    you will look at what you have wrought, how pathetic and derivative it is upon the page, a gutted shrivelled
    corpse of the splendid idea in your head

    you will simultaneously confront your failings as a writer and communicator, the mundane and trivial nature of your thoughts, and the vast gulf of incommunicability that lies between all minds.

    Nanowrimo is meant to teach you how to set good writing habits. That's all. Look for more and you will find yourself staring into the void

    only you realize it's you

    and you're screaming

    forever

    I'm using it to write a script for a comic book I want to draw.

    So I figure it won't matter much if the writing is mostly awful, I'll handle refining it into something worthwhile in translation to comics.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    this is probably a dumb old-person question but

    when i get an email saying i got a message on FB, i don't suppose that means i can respond to the email and if i have a FB cookie it'll automatically respond to the FB message

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Before I start the book I need to finish editing the short story I wrote for English.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Just remember Sarksus:

    Each sentences carries within it the imperative of its own next sentence.

    Man I just write words.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The problem with me for Nano also is that a story should be as long as the story should be.

    Trying to shoehorn something into 50k words is how bad writing happens.

    Well, one of the many ways that bad writing happens.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    this is probably a dumb old-person question but

    when i get an email saying i got a message on FB, i don't suppose that means i can respond to the email and if i have a FB cookie it'll automatically respond to the FB message

    yeah I'm pretty sure replying to the email works now

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nanowrimo made me consider suicide last year

    writing fiction is bad for your health

    people who think it's easy and inspired are unilaterally terrible

    No I am going to write the next great American novel.

    Seriously don't even think this a little

    you will look at what you have wrought, how pathetic and derivative it is upon the page, a gutted shrivelled
    corpse of the splendid idea in your head

    you will simultaneously confront your failings as a writer and communicator, the mundane and trivial nature of your thoughts, and the vast gulf of incommunicability that lies between all minds.

    Nanowrimo is meant to teach you how to set good writing habits. That's all. Look for more and you will find yourself staring into the void

    only you realize it's you

    and you're screaming

    forever

    See, this is why I think I have the secret to success. As a non-reader, my work clearly can't be derivative. Terrible yes, but it's been so long since I actually sat down to really read a book completely that the only author who's style I could possibly bite would be R.L. Stine's.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Nightfall is the best Asimov short story.

    So good!!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Works are derivative in far more ways than just writing style. And being familiar with genre just makes you a better writer.

    Stories function based on both how they fulfill and betray genre expectations.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The problem with me for Nano also is that a story should be as long as the story should be.

    Trying to shoehorn something into 50k words is how bad writing happens.

    Well, one of the many ways that bad writing happens.

    I do think with something like National Novel Writing Month 50k is a not a bad thing to do. A lot of people I know that participate do it to refine their writing schedules. One of the first habits to break is to think what you're writing is Tolkienesque work that requires 200,000,000 words and 8 volumes to compile. Giving a 50k gauge kind of shows a rusty writer that they can be concise and still tell a good story.

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    ShinyRedKnightShinyRedKnight Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Normally I find writing non fiction easy for my classes. Usually philosophy and political papers.

    Now I have to write a one page paper based purely on opinion as to who was more evil: the people that exposed where Anne Frank was hiding during World War II, or the Nazis that took her away when they got the info.

    I used to think opinion based papers were easy... I mean students find such papers easy, but I care so freaking much about these kind of papers that I treat them like finals.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I look at NaNoWriMo as a game. I have some local friends who participate, and together we simultaneously compete and collaborate. I don't expect to get anything good or useful out of it. It's just fun.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    50k hardly seems concise to me but I might just be crazy on that point.

    So, which of the 3 PA comics are you guys in favor of?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Someone who doesn't read is far more likely to be derivative in a bad way than someone well read

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The New Kid all the way.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mike, did I show you the new valerie-esque song I did?

    I like it, though with all the reverb bussing I was doing, it got a little overcompressed.

    and it has elizabeth bishop reading in it!

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    edited November 2010
    you will look at what you have wrought, how pathetic and derivative it is upon the page, a gutted shrivelled
    corpse of the splendid idea in your head

    you will simultaneously confront your failings as a writer and communicator, the mundane and trivial nature of your thoughts, and the vast gulf of incommunicability that lies between all minds.

    This is how I view almost all fiction.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ShinyRedKnightShinyRedKnight Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    50k hardly seems concise to me but I might just be crazy on that point.

    So, which of the 3 PA comics are you guys in favor of?

    New Kid

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Normally I find writing non fiction easy for my classes. Usually philosophy and political papers.

    Now I have to write a one page paper based purely on opinion as to who was more evil: the people that exposed where Anne Frank was hiding during World War II, or the Nazis that took her away when they got the info.

    I used to think opinion based papers were easy... I mean students find such papers easy, but I care so freaking much about these kind of papers that I treat them like finals.

    Not caring is the only way to get through school.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The New Kid all the way.

    Booooooooooo

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Aww, I didn't end up in the BlizzCon highlight video. Definitely had some cameras aimed at me from time to time as well.

    I'm thinking Queen of Bells, personally.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Now I have to write a one page paper based purely on opinion as to who was more evil: the people that exposed where Anne Frank was hiding during World War II, or the Nazis that took her away when they got the info.

    This is an unfathomably stupid question, and your teacher should be ashamed of him/herself

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    you will look at what you have wrought, how pathetic and derivative it is upon the page, a gutted shrivelled
    corpse of the splendid idea in your head

    you will simultaneously confront your failings as a writer and communicator, the mundane and trivial nature of your thoughts, and the vast gulf of incommunicability that lies between all minds.

    This is how I view almost all fiction.

    This is how I view all writing.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    minecraft needs an in-game map

    I need to know how far away from stuff my own stuff is

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Aww, I didn't end up in the BlizzCon highlight video. Definitely had some cameras aimed at me from time to time as well.

    I'm thinking Queen of Bells, personally.

    I'm open to the idea that Queen of Bells may exist to sate some appetites I have, but I simply can't tell from the offering we have so far.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mundane and trivial?

    Read better writers :P

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The newspost did little to clear up The Queen of Bells comic. Is it WoW fanfiction? The Jim Darkmagic of this round?

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    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    50k hardly seems concise to me but I might just be crazy on that point.

    So, which of the 3 PA comics are you guys in favor of?

    New Kid

    None of them.

    I pretty much hate it when they do shit like this.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Aww, I didn't end up in the BlizzCon highlight video. Definitely had some cameras aimed at me from time to time as well.

    I'm thinking Queen of Bells, personally.

    I'm open to the idea that Queen of Bells may exist to sate some appetites I have, but I simply can't tell from the offering we have so far.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o730MwS_mUU

    This is all you need to know.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    There are ~4000 images on my phone that I can't find. It was a collection of images for cakes, just random stuff. I put them on my phone's SD card to transport them, they're still viewable through the gallery, but they aren't in any accessible folder when I hook the phone up to my PC. This is driving me nuts, it's a good 2 gigs of space that I don't have.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stupid YouTube is blocked at work.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like all the three comics for the slightly different art approaches, but of them I wanna see holmes draw Sand the most.

    Storywise maybe New Kid.

    I have no idea what the angle is going to be on today's strip.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    There are ~4000 images on my phone that I can't find. It was a collection of images for cakes, just random stuff. I put them on my phone's SD card to transport them, they're still viewable through the gallery, but they aren't in any accessible folder when I hook the phone up to my PC. This is driving me nuts, it's a good 2 gigs of space that I don't have.

    The card might have hidden folders that force you to go through whatever software they have in order to get them. Try unhiding folders?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stupid YouTube is blocked at work.

    My Belruel
    'twas the twelving day of Everfair
    when fell my maid of raven hair
    beneath her cloven standard of the wren
    and damn that roiling goblin horde
    we'd almost slain the overlord
    but i could never roll an elf again

    "The Queen of Bells and Battle-Downs"
    she wore the title like a crown
    Foes so deep a man would drown, but she still stood alone
    a princess and a duchess both
    and sworn to nine prestigious oaths,
    her duties, they would take her to that twisting spire of stone

    Against his tower, a silhouette
    She called like a coronet
    And the green sea of his armies burst from warrens far below
    The pacts he'd made with demonkind
    Had rent his thin and tattered mind
    And hellish princedoms occupied the arrow he let go

    They took her through the crowded square
    And laid her at the temple stair
    The sorcelled barb of Arudair beyond their healing arts
    there stands a circlet on her brow
    that turns the blades of men around
    But if Belruel could hear me now
    This song would pierce her heart

    'twas the twelving day of Everfair
    when fell my maid of raven hair
    beneath her cloven standard of the wren
    damn that roiling goblin horde!
    and damn their hell-bound the overlord!
    but i could never roll an elf again

    It's tycho singing that

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    mike, did I show you the new valerie-esque song I did?

    I like it, though with all the reverb bussing I was doing, it got a little overcompressed.

    and it has elizabeth bishop reading in it!
    ssssssend send send

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    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mundane and trivial?

    Read better writers :P

    I generally do. And those writers generally write non-fiction.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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