I shaved mine off for Halloween, but sure as the swallows return to San Juan Capistrano, it will be back in full force by weeks end. And there it shall stay no matter the month. November be damned.
This is a photo compilation cataloging my horrendously patchy neckbeard through the month of September.
About a week in
Three weeks in
And after a month all semblance of civilization is gone from my life, I have evolved into a something more organic.
The power of the patchy neckbeard
This thing you're doing cannot continue
It is Novembeard for everyone except for you and that filthy thing on your neck
For you two it is Novemshaveallthetime
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited November 2010
When I shaved mine off about three weeks ago due to lack of a beard trimmer, I looked in the mirror and felt like my nick-name should be "baby-face".
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
I've been growing my beard for a few weeks now, it's getting long enough to get in the way when I do up my tie before work. I think I could store coins in it, little ones. But I want it bigger.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
edited November 2010
We talking about facial hair?
Who does that?
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edited November 2010
a few more days and I'm going to have to trim back the 'stache hairs so as they don't poke my upper lip so much
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edited November 2010
I like how DL always squints in his pics so as you can't tell he only has the one eye.
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edited November 2010
DL always reminds me of this guy [Agun Soric]
As an old, charismatic Vervunhive smeltery output-leader, he ended up leading a guerrilla scratch company against the Zoican invaders. He lost an eye and through injury became lame during the war in Vervunhive but regarded the injury as a badge of pride. After joining Tanith First, he was still seen as a sort of totem for the Verghastite half of the regiment. He was effectively the Verghastites' version of Colm Corbec, and like the Tanith officer, Soric was universally liked and respected. His great-grandmother had been a witch, and as a seventh son of a seventh son, Soric was destined to share this talent. He never showed any psychic powers until Phantine, where he saved Corbec's life by simply 'knowing' that he had a blood poisoning. Since then, he started receiving messages, apparently written by himself, which told him critical information from the battlefield as well as events that would happen in the future.
Despite being instrumental in winning on Herodor, he was taken away by the black ships after the battle. When taken by the Black Ships, Soric was a confirmed Beta-Level Psyker. His last action was slipping a note to Commissar Hark which read, "Help me." Since Soric's departure Gaunt has been plagued by dreams of a familiar, screaming voice that he knew but could not recognise. Soric returns in 'Only in Death' as a 'Sanctioned' (psyker). Soric is a physical wreck, having been altered to help improve his Psychic abilities (including having his ears cropped off and replaced with psy-augmenters and having his 1 remaining eye sewn shut). He is inadvertently responsible for the "hauntings" the Ghosts had been experiencing, as he was attempting to contact them. It is here where he informs Commissar Hark that Gaunt is a prisoner, not dead. He asks for Hark to kill him which he does (telling him to make it 'Commissar style' so Hark would not be brought up on charges).
I'll do what I do every November: not shave for a week, then look in the mirror at 6 in the morning, get scared at the skreegly sight that is myself, and shave faster than I ever have in my life.
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Edit: Now I feel the need to take a decent picture with optimal lighting.
What's a fool got to do to hang with you sometime?
I've got some facial scrub.
This thing you're doing cannot continue
It is Novembeard for everyone except for you and that filthy thing on your neck
For you two it is Novemshaveallthetime
I gotta stop taking shifts all over the fucking place...
But I really like money.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Not some stupid lolomgzepic.
Who does that?
Men
which was the second time in three days somebody has called me that
currently what i'm working with
Man I love when my mustache hair gets that long. Gets me some precious face gum, something to chew on when I'm bored.
but i can tell you why i was squinting...and that's because i'd been drinking for 9 hours
also thanks exist
got me some sideburns
hootie hoo!
edit: fuckin awful webcam photo. they're much thicker and more luxurious than they appear to be.
edit: oh. it may or may not be horribly broken
edit edit: it's pretty damn swish, at least for progress pics and sharing donation links
i will say here
that I have a huge boner for beards and scruffs, goodthread, bestthread.
edit: oh my god I so did not want that to be totp
I don't think I am doing it this year.
but hes a firefighter so its 10x as awesome
i havent shaved since October 14th, dont plan on shaving until my birthday in march
i am gonna look horrible
I was very proud until one of my friends asked if I was selling blow jobs at the local truck stop.
I was, but that had nothing to do with the mustache.
yeah this is me
i'm so proud of you
also, to clarify, i am keeping my beard until january so that i don't lose my face at lambeau.
you lucky mofo