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I got served (Law and Order: Hurf Durf Durr edition)

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
So yesterday I got served. Apparently I am a witness at a friends trial, and I am not happy about this in the least, no sirree. But apparently the law says I have to show up and testify!

The problem is, I honestly don't remember shit. So I can't, in all truthiness, have much to say while I'm under oath, which is bogus. What do I do, social entropy? Have you ever been

SERVED

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    What kind of trial?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    uh

    tell them exactly what you know so you don't get thrown in lock up and get raped

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dang Fandy.

    Just be all like "Wait, what? When? Man was I even there?"

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What kind of trial?

    They are charging a buddy of mine with, I think, a few felonies relating to vandalism.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OH SNAP! YOU GOT STAIGHT SERVED SON!

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    uh

    tell them exactly what you know so you don't get thrown in lock up and get raped

    Pretty much this, and don't say that you did anything illegal.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dang Fandy.

    Just be all like "Wait, what? When? Man was I even there?"
    So do what he already does 24/7 gotcha.

  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    then the truth is you don't remember, and that what the statement says is probably correct

    this is not difficult

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also I was personally served by the prosecutor and a detective.

    The detective told me I "looked good" and had "lost weight"

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah just be 100% honest.

    We've seen your pictures.

    Do you know what will happen to you in prison?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Also I was personally served by the prosecutor and a detective.

    The detective told me I "looked good" and had "lost weight"

    they're hitting on you bro

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    I now know exactly what is going to happen to you in court.

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    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah just be 100% honest.

    We've seen your pictures.

    Do you know what will happen to you in prison?

    I

    I'll beat someone up on the first day and everyone will think I'm crazy?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Yeah just be 100% honest.

    We've seen your pictures.

    Do you know what will happen to you in prison?

    I

    I'll beat someone up on the first day and everyone will think I'm crazy?

    no, you'll get raped and then the AB will offer you protection in exchange for oral sex or a drug hookup

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    I now know exactly what is going to happen to you in court.

    This is pretty disconcerting, especiallly since, if I remember correctly, you are ye olde law student right

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    then the truth is you don't remember, and that what the statement says is probably correct

    this is not difficult

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    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Yeah just be 100% honest.

    We've seen your pictures.

    Do you know what will happen to you in prison?

    I

    I'll beat someone up on the first day and everyone will think I'm crazy?

    No, you'll get made into a wife. Or you might resist and then they'll wait for you behind a pillar, poke you with a ice pick and pull as much as your guts out as possible.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    I now know exactly what is going to happen to you in court.

    Man I show know this, I'm taking Evidence this semester

    I guess it depends on the statement and what it's being introduced for

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Guys, if I get shivved, remember me as a man of action.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    I now know exactly what is going to happen to you in court.

    This is pretty disconcerting, especiallly since, if I remember correctly, you are ye olde law student right

    the defense will pick you and your statement apart and make you look like an idiot to create reasonable doubt

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh, good. I want the defense to prevail because I don't even want to testify against a friend much less see him get thrown in prison!

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Guys, if I get shivved, remember me as a man of action.

    I'll remember you as the dude who finally seemed to get his life back on track before he was taken away by Our Lord, The God.

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Guys, if I get shivved, remember me as a man of action.
    fandyien was the sort of dude who posted his dilemmas on the internet

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Internet kenobi

    You're my only hope

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    I now know exactly what is going to happen to you in court.

    Man I show know this, I'm taking Evidence this semester

    I guess it depends on the statement and what it's being introduced for
    Refreshing his memory.

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Don't forget to yell OBJECTION! HEARSAY! (Don't do that)

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it was nice knowing you, fandy

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I MURDERED HIM! IT WAS FOR LOVE

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    end every sentence with the phrase "to the best of my recollection"

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You see the truth is I don't remember but they have a statement from like almost a year ago they expect me to corroborate and I'm all 'I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE'

    I now know exactly what is going to happen to you in court.

    Man I show know this, I'm taking Evidence this semester

    I guess it depends on the statement and what it's being introduced for
    Refreshing his memory.

    Ah, Past Recollection Refreshed

    But he may still not remember after being shown the statement

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've already been shown my statement. Also they were pretty insistent I wasn't in any trouble unless I failed to show quit scaring me you jerks

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bring a boombox and in the middle of your cross-examination play this at full blast.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIlP488n14

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l-04AcK3Bk

    You have to go double or nothing.

    I honestly thought this thread was going to be about dancing.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that's what they always say

    wear yo vest to court son

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