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I got served (Law and Order: Hurf Durf Durr edition)
Fandyien
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But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
So yesterday I got served. Apparently I am a witness at a friends trial, and I am not happy about this in the least, no sirree. But apparently the law says I have to show up and testify!
The problem is, I honestly don't remember shit. So I can't, in all truthiness, have much to say while I'm under oath, which is bogus. What do I do, social entropy? Have you ever been
SERVED
The problem is, I honestly don't remember shit. So I can't, in all truthiness, have much to say while I'm under oath, which is bogus. What do I do, social entropy? Have you ever been
SERVED
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"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
tell them exactly what you know so you don't get thrown in lock up and get raped
Just be all like "Wait, what? When? Man was I even there?"
They are charging a buddy of mine with, I think, a few felonies relating to vandalism.
Pretty much this, and don't say that you did anything illegal.
You have to go double or nothing.
then the truth is you don't remember, and that what the statement says is probably correct
this is not difficult
The detective told me I "looked good" and had "lost weight"
We've seen your pictures.
Do you know what will happen to you in prison?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
they're hitting on you bro
I now know exactly what is going to happen to you in court.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
I
I'll beat someone up on the first day and everyone will think I'm crazy?
no, you'll get raped and then the AB will offer you protection in exchange for oral sex or a drug hookup
This is pretty disconcerting, especiallly since, if I remember correctly, you are ye olde law student right
No, you'll get made into a wife. Or you might resist and then they'll wait for you behind a pillar, poke you with a ice pick and pull as much as your guts out as possible.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Man I show know this, I'm taking Evidence this semester
I guess it depends on the statement and what it's being introduced for
the defense will pick you and your statement apart and make you look like an idiot to create reasonable doubt
I'll remember you as the dude who finally seemed to get his life back on track before he was taken away by Our Lord, The God.
You're my only hope
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Ah, Past Recollection Refreshed
But he may still not remember after being shown the statement
Welcome to the world on this side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIlP488n14
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I honestly thought this thread was going to be about dancing.
wear yo vest to court son