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The word of the Lord.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Fuck a bullwhip to get people out of church, Christ is packing an uzi!

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
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    The word of the Lord.

    On the one hand, it's kinda lazy.

    On the other hand, Jesus is holding a rocket launcher.

    I'm making a ruling: I'm for it.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    If you attempt to intimidate someone into sex, but no sexual act occurs, I don't think you can be charged with sexual assault, since no assault took place. Is there an "attempted sexual assault" charge? If so she should have been hit with that.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    Ceres just infracts like a motherfucker.

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    Buy Issue One! >< Two! >< Three!
    NEW! >< Four!
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    If you attempt to intimidate someone into sex, but no sexual act occurs, I don't think you can be charged with sexual assault, since no assault took place. Is there an "attempted sexual assault" charge? If so she should have been hit with that.

    Wouldn't that be sexual harassment?

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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    GUYS THE ANAMANGUCHI CD FOR SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME (meaning hells of bittunes) is like FOUR DOLLARS RIGHT NOW ON AMAZON

    i am rocking out so hard right now

    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    Perhaps asking the mod in question would be the optimal solution?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    GUYS THE ANAMANGUCHI CD FOR SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME (meaning hells of bittunes) is like FOUR DOLLARS RIGHT NOW ON AMAZON

    i am rocking out so hard right now

    God I wish I had friends so I could play that game with someone.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    If you attempt to intimidate someone into sex, but no sexual act occurs, I don't think you can be charged with sexual assault, since no assault took place. Is there an "attempted sexual assault" charge? If so she should have been hit with that.

    I thought assault was for when no contact occurs? That's why we have battery, right?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    That is almost a perfect example of fair use.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    If you attempt to intimidate someone into sex, but no sexual act occurs, I don't think you can be charged with sexual assault, since no assault took place. Is there an "attempted sexual assault" charge? If so she should have been hit with that.

    I'm like 99% sure attempted rape is a crime.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    If you attempt to intimidate someone into sex, but no sexual act occurs, I don't think you can be charged with sexual assault, since no assault took place. Is there an "attempted sexual assault" charge? If so she should have been hit with that.

    I'm just saying if a dude held a knife out to two women and threatened to cut their throat if they didn't suck his dick, he'd be looking at a charge of sexual assault.

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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Silas Brown wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    GUYS THE ANAMANGUCHI CD FOR SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME (meaning hells of bittunes) is like FOUR DOLLARS RIGHT NOW ON AMAZON

    i am rocking out so hard right now

    God I wish I had friends near me so I could play that game with someone.

    corrected good sir

    you do have friends

    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
    icon-18x18_zps3f731cae.png Heart-Felt | source for avatar | Science Blog
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    woman with no pants, gun, and stinky vagina demands sex

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    The Rapture's weapon of choice is the RPG launcher

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    woman with no pants, gun, and stinky vagina demands sex
    ....roll for initiative?

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    MikeMan wrote: »
    woman with no pants, gun, and stinky vagina demands sex

    I thought it was a knife.

    JustinSane07 wrote:
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    The Rapture's weapon of choice is the RPG launcher
    Spoiler:
    That font is fucking horrible.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Oh, I thought we were talking about verbal intimidation.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    woman with no pants, gun, and stinky vagina demands sex
    ....roll for initiative?
    :lol:

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    woman with no pants, gun, and stinky vagina demands sex

    see smelling bad and being ugly are two different things

    Spoiler:
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    YamiNoSenshi wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    woman with no pants, gun, and stinky vagina demands sex

    I thought it was a knife.
    it may have been i forget

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    Perhaps asking the mod in question would be the optimal solution?

    And get an infraction? Nice try.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    The Rapture's weapon of choice is the RPG launcher
    Spoiler:
    That font is fucking horrible.

    Yup. Copied the wrong url there too, so it wasn't even meant to be ironic.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Silas Brown wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    GUYS THE ANAMANGUCHI CD FOR SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME (meaning hells of bittunes) is like FOUR DOLLARS RIGHT NOW ON AMAZON

    i am rocking out so hard right now

    God I wish I had friends near me so I could play that game with someone.

    corrected good sir

    you do have friends

    :D

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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    How can you sexually assault someone and not have any sexual contact take place?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    Perhaps asking the mod in question would be the optimal solution?

    And get an infraction? Nice try.

    Well I meant in PM, obviously not in the thread.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Cinders wrote: »
    How can you sexually assault someone and not have any sexual contact take place?
    want me to show you?

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    How can you sexually assault someone and not have any sexual contact take place?

    Just because you failed to accomplish your goal, doesn't mean you didn't intend for it to come about, at the very least she should be charged with attempted sexual assault, she is not. You can not say the same if a man did it.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    Perhaps asking the mod in question would be the optimal solution?

    And get an infraction? Nice try.

    Jesus. Dude, you won't get infracted for asking an honest question honestly. Just don't be a dick about it.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    Perhaps asking the mod in question would be the optimal solution?

    And get an infraction? Nice try.

    Jesus. Dude, you won't get infracted for asking an honest question honestly. Just don't be a dick about it.

    Brb testing this theory.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Since when was posting about DVD ripping against the rules here? Handbrake and programs like it have been suggested hundreds of times. VLC breaks the same bullshit laws and that has been suggested even more often.

    What's the official policy here?

    Perhaps asking the mod in question would be the optimal solution?

    And get an infraction? Nice try.

    Jesus. Dude, you won't get infracted for asking an honest question honestly. Just don't be a dick about it.

    okay

    why are you such a weiner

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Blurffff

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    mikeman, would you potentially be up for some brawl games if I can organize things

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jesus. Dude, you won't get infracted for asking an honest question honestly. Just don't be a dick about it.

    okay

    why are you such a weiner

    I learned it from watching you!

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Oh my god this weekend

    I cannot wait to just fucking sleep in and play videogames all goddamn weekend

    It's gonna be great

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
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  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    how is that font horrible

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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