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Secret Satans 2010 - Buy Shit For Other Souls (Signups CLOSED)

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    I am bouncing all over the place trying to add stuff to my wish list.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    Rane I'm gonna send you some Australian strawberries.

    You'll love 'em I promise!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hunter I do not want to turn this into a pissing contest between the US and Australia but I have always found it inane that more Americans die every year to gun crime than deaths due to spiders and snakes in the last twenty years in Australia and yet we are the death trap.

    Gun crime is man killing man.

    Now if species native to the US were carrying rifles I'd concede your point.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    sharks are another thing

    not very many people die to shark attacks

    but when they do

    holy shit is it ever graphic

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hunter I do not want to turn this into a pissing contest between the US and Australia but I have always found it inane that more Americans die every year to gun crime than deaths due to spiders and snakes in the last twenty years in Australia and yet we are the death trap.

    Gun crime is man killing man.

    Now if species native to the US were carrying rifles I'd concede your point.

    I dunno dude, plenty of these animals you don't even ever see unless you head out to the bush or to the zoo.

    And even THEN, they're not going to hurt you unless you stomp all over their babies.

    Whereas a person? I see more people than I see animals and I don't think many of the people who get shot in the US are shot because they stomped on someone's babies!

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    do i even want to know what a redback is

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hunter I do not want to turn this into a pissing contest between the US and Australia but I have always found it inane that more Americans die every year to gun crime than deaths due to spiders and snakes in the last twenty years in Australia and yet we are the death trap.

    Gun crime is man killing man.

    Now if species native to the US were carrying rifles I'd concede your point.

    I dunno dude, plenty of these animals you don't even ever see unless you head out to the bush or to the zoo.

    And even THEN, they're not going to hurt you unless you stomp all over their babies.

    Whereas a person? I see more people than I see animals and I don't think many of the people who get shot in the US are shot because they stomped on someone's babies!

    I just find poisoning a horrible way to die, and nature seems to like it too much. Especially in your neck of the woods. I'd choose getting eaten by a shark or raped by a dickwolf personally.

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  • pillowpillow Registered User
    Dear Secret Satan

    I'mma make you an amazon wishlist. It's in my signature. It's mostly (if not totally) music related, since I've lost a lot of cds over the years and there's a million more I haven't listened too. I tried to keep all of the cds at the bottom, and the few other items I could think of are at the top. Tada.

    There's also a link to my facebook in the "likes" picture, and it'll show you a good idea of the kind of stupid stuff I like if you're that interested. (My likes are public so no, you don't have to add me.)

    Or I mean you could just go to the thrift shop and find the goofiest thing you can, and I'd probably love it.

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    do i even want to know what a redback is

    AHHHHHHHH
    AAAHHHHH


    AAAAHHHHHHHH

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    seriously Pipe

    move to Perth

    I've seen maybe a grand total of 3 spiders in the almost two years I've been here

    Tonight when we go to my parernt's place take a careful look at the cieling I would be surprised if there were only three spiders per room.

    NaS it's ok that dude really wanted his heavy! And it means there is a bit more money raised anyway so it's all for the best.

    Did it end up being the most expensive item?

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    What did it for me was my Toxicology classes in college when I was still toying with being a Hematologist. That text book is still one of those things I pull off the shelf once and a while to creep myself out.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    Funnelweb spiders in Sydney have a nasty bite and are also really aggressive.

    But Sydney is a hole even before you consider that, so who cares really.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Additionally nowadays with anti venom it is almost impossible to die from a spider bite because of the size us. The only people who are really in danger are kids and the elderly.

    If I got bitten by a red back I would probably get a book, and head down to emergency and explain the situation but ask not to be admitted but hang around in the foyer for an hour or so just to male sure I was ok.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    seriously Pipe

    move to Perth

    I've seen maybe a grand total of 3 spiders in the almost two years I've been here

    Tonight when we go to my parernt's place take a careful look at the cieling I would be surprised if there were only three spiders per room.

    NaS it's ok that dude really wanted his heavy! And it means there is a bit more money raised anyway so it's all for the best.

    Did it end up being the most expensive item?

    No, there were a few things that topped it, but I'm still blown away by it.

  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Registered User regular
    I've never been to Australia, but I think I'd take it over the time my white ass ended up in Englewood. We all ended up getting a ride from the police back to an El stop a ways outside of that neighborhood.

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    the most dangerous thing i've ever encountered in michigan are opossums

    second place goes to: horseflies

  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    Funnelweb spiders in Sydney have a nasty bite and are also really aggressive.

    But Sydney is a hole even before you consider that, so who cares really.

    Someone's not getting a package of narwhal meat for christmas

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  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    the most dangerous thing i've ever encountered in michigan are opossums

    second place goes to: horseflies

    fuck horseflies

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    do i even want to know what a redback is

    AHHHHHHHH
    AAAHHHHH


    AAAAHHHHHHHH

    man they are not scary. They are tiny and yet easy to identify and if you know how they act, super easy to avoid or find and end. And what's more, their bite isn't even dangerous. It'll hurt, and you might get sick, but that's it.

    it's the big, harmless, hairy gross ones that freak me out.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    do i even want to know what a redback is

    AHHHHHHHH
    AAAHHHHH


    AAAAHHHHHHHH

    don't be a baby

    they are not that dangerous, and they are commonly called the "most" dangerous spider in Australia

    there's been something like 15 deaths from a redback EVER in Australia

    EVER

    the last death that took place was in the 80s

    at worst, you'd throw up a bit before you got the antivenom, which is available pretty much everywhere

    and even THEN, if you're an adult, you probably don't need it anyway

    and oh look Pipe beat me to this

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    the most dangerous thing i've ever encountered in michigan are opossums

    second place goes to: horseflies

    fuck horseflies

    i've only really seen them in northern michigan

    those along with sweat bees

    just bite you for no goddamned reason

    @pipe the wiki article just has an unflattering image, makes them out to be much bigger than they really are

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    They are at most the size of my thumbnail and I have big hands.

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    mostly i was put off by your story viv

    not very lethal to adults? yeah

    throwing my kids in the backyard with them? aughgh

  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    horseflies, also known as the scourge of summer

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    spiderchat you say
    Spoiler:
    (i just love posting this guy whenever possible)

  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    what the heck

    that is neat. It looks like a spider monster made for some game.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    They are at most the size of my thumbnail and I have big hands.

    yeah you do

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    I just want to use him to seal some old-timey letters

    EDIT: Blake, not the spider.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    mostly i was put off by your story viv

    not very lethal to adults? yeah

    throwing my kids in the backyard with them? aughgh

    thing is, even with kids it's not instantly deadly

    you've got ages to get antivenom in them

    at which point it ceases to be a problem

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    spoiler that stuff!
    Came to see if my satanee has posted their list and I see spiders
    D: :cry: D:

  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    the most dangerous thing i've ever encountered in michigan are opossums

    second place goes to: horseflies

    fuck horseflies

    i've only really seen them in northern michigan

    those along with sweat bees

    just bite you for no goddamned reason

    @pipe the wiki article just has an unflattering image, makes them out to be much bigger than they really are

    The most dangerous thing I've ever encountered in Michigan is "Oh fuck I'm drunk in the U.P."

    Followed by "Oh fuck I'm not drunk in Milford/downtown Detroit/Gaylord/nameless small backwater."

    And that's followed by 'the meth lab next door blew up again'

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    They are at most the size of my thumbnail and I have big hands.

    yeah you do

    His bedroom nickname is Fisto isn't it?

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    They are at most the size of my thumbnail and I have big hands.

    yeah you do

    His bedroom nickname is Fisto isn't it?

    He went to church and was told that if he wants to save his soul, he has to do some charity work. Really get out there and get his hands dirty.

    He said "Father, I know a place where a man can get dirty up the elbow!"

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    pillow wrote: »
    Dear Secret Satan

    I'mma make you an amazon wishlist. It's in my signature. It's mostly (if not totally) music related, since I've lost a lot of cds over the years and there's a million more I haven't listened too. I tried to keep all of the cds at the bottom, and the few other items I could think of are at the top. Tada.

    There's also a link to my facebook in the "likes" picture, and it'll show you a good idea of the kind of stupid stuff I like if you're that interested. (My likes are public so no, you don't have to add me.)

    Or I mean you could just go to the thrift shop and find the goofiest thing you can, and I'd probably love it.

    ATTENTION PILLOWS SATAN



    CONTACT ME FOR GIFT IDEA PRIME

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Australia is literally the most terrifying continent of all time.
    If you are a pussy I suppose.

    well, it's Hacksaw
    so yes

    but he's a lovable pussy

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  • pillowpillow Registered User
    Stale wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Dear Secret Satan

    I'mma make you an amazon wishlist. It's in my signature. It's mostly (if not totally) music related, since I've lost a lot of cds over the years and there's a million more I haven't listened too. I tried to keep all of the cds at the bottom, and the few other items I could think of are at the top. Tada.

    There's also a link to my facebook in the "likes" picture, and it'll show you a good idea of the kind of stupid stuff I like if you're that interested. (My likes are public so no, you don't have to add me.)

    Or I mean you could just go to the thrift shop and find the goofiest thing you can, and I'd probably love it.

    ATTENTION PILLOWS SATAN



    CONTACT ME FOR GIFT IDEA PRIME

    GODDAMMIT

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    hi pillow how are you pillow over here pillow

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    pillow wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Dear Secret Satan

    I'mma make you an amazon wishlist. It's in my signature. It's mostly (if not totally) music related, since I've lost a lot of cds over the years and there's a million more I haven't listened too. I tried to keep all of the cds at the bottom, and the few other items I could think of are at the top. Tada.

    There's also a link to my facebook in the "likes" picture, and it'll show you a good idea of the kind of stupid stuff I like if you're that interested. (My likes are public so no, you don't have to add me.)

    Or I mean you could just go to the thrift shop and find the goofiest thing you can, and I'd probably love it.

    ATTENTION PILLOWS SATAN



    CONTACT ME FOR GIFT IDEA PRIME

    GODDAMMIT

    Serious-Talk Satan, contact me.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    tee hee someone drew my character for an arttrade and its super cute

    Spoilering le spider because im in a good mood and I didn't know it totp'd

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