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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uniting and
    Strengthening
    America by

    Providing
    Appropriate
    Tools
    Required to
    Intercept and
    Obstruct
    Terrorism

    Act

    a.k.a. the strip Americans of their constitutional rights act.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen isn't a patriot.

    We have prisons for people like you.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    In a front page headline, Fox News has insinuated us into a WAR with Mexico. War.

    Honestly.
    One thing virtually everyone close to the border security issue can agree on: America seems to be waging a third war with the Mexican cartels that will stop at nothing to smuggle humans and drugs into our homeland and the national security threat it poses.

    Everyone agrees. Kill the browns.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jesus Christ. At this stage they're like a goddamned parody

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  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Americas third war against Mexico?
    Or the third war in general?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. At this stage they're like a goddamned parody

    The way they manufacture a confirmed "fact" by re-reporting their own editorializing is some sick sort of genius.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    They're talking about the war on drugs, not an actual war.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fucking awesome thread title.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Guys did you hear Facebook wants to make their own e-mail service.

    I'm not sure who'd be dumb enough to use it though.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The Mexican drug cartels are kind of terrifying.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The Mexican drug cartels are kind of terrifying.

    "Los Zetas is a criminal organization in Mexico dedicated mostly to international illegal drug trade and other organized crime activities. This drug cartel was founded by a group of Mexican Army Special Forces deserters and now includes corrupt former federal, state, and local police officers, as well as ex-Kaibiles from Guatemala.

    This group of highly trained gunmen was first hired as a private mercenary army for Mexico's Gulf Cartel. Since the arrest of the Gulf Cartel's leader, Osiel Cárdenas Guillen, as well as other events, the two entities became a combined trafficking force, with the Zetas taking a more active leadership role in drug trafficking."

    Good stuff.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    no way man they have gold plated guns with inlays of saints and shit

    totally awesome

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Guys did you hear Facebook wants to make their own e-mail service.

    I'm not sure who'd be dumb enough to use it though.

    Most of the people on Facebook, I'm guessing.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The Mexican drug cartels are kind of terrifying.

    no not kind of

    they're horrifying and also terrible disgusting things that need to be destroyed

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    does mexico have oil?

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    The Mexican drug cartels are kind of terrifying.

    no not kind of

    they're horrifying and also terrible disgusting things that need to be destroyed

    I agree. I don't get why we're muddying our boots halfway across the world in the Middle East hunting down Terrorist groups when we have huge illegal organizations practically running huge chunks of the country beneath us. I mean I get WHY we went to the Middle East. I mean you'd think that if we were going to be afraid of anything, it wouldn't be the dubious threat from Terrorist groups in the Middle East, it would be all those trained, professional thugs with guns below us.
    TheStig wrote: »
    does mexico have oil?

    Well, in the Gulf...

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    See the post above yours

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    invade mexico

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that'll show those border jumpers

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    make Mexico part of Texas

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    isn't the president of mexico pretty vocally opposed to US intervention in the drug cartel thing?

    ONE WONDERS WHY

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    does mexico have oil?

    yes actually

    off it's coastal waters

    please make more teefsposts they contribute greatly

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    invade canada
    They actually do have a lot of oil up there, let's do it

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    does mexico have oil?

    yes actually

    off it's coastal waters

    please make more teefsposts they contribute greatly

    something something brown people

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    does mexico have oil?

    yes actually

    off it's coastal waters

    please make more teefsposts they contribute greatly

    The gulf has a lot of oil now *snort*

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    isn't the president of mexico pretty vocally opposed to US intervention in the drug cartel thing?

    ONE WONDERS WHY

    not really no

    considering we supply them with weapons and military training and the whole thing is literally destroying their country

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    isn't the president of mexico pretty vocally opposed to US intervention in the drug cartel thing?

    ONE WONDERS WHY

    He's incompetent? He's arrogant? Or he's corrupt and getting tons of money from Drug Cartels to say that? Does it matter? Maybe we shouldn't give a shit what El Presidente of Mexico thinks of us getting involved, we certainly didn't let the protests of the Iraqi or Afghanistani leaders or people influence our decision. Or the rest of the world for that matter.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    isn't the president of mexico pretty vocally opposed to US intervention in the drug cartel thing?

    ONE WONDERS WHY

    He's incompetent? He's arrogant? Or he's corrupt and getting tons of money from Drug Cartels to say that? Does it matter? Maybe we shouldn't give a shit what El Presidente of Mexico thinks of us getting involved, we certainly didn't let the protests of the Iraqi or Afghanistani leaders or people influence our decision. Or the rest of the world for that matter.

    And that certainly turned out well.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    isn't the president of mexico pretty vocally opposed to US intervention in the drug cartel thing?

    ONE WONDERS WHY

    He's incompetent? He's arrogant? Or he's corrupt and getting tons of money from Drug Cartels to say that? Does it matter? Maybe we shouldn't give a shit what El Presidente of Mexico thinks of us getting involved, we certainly didn't let the protests of the Iraqi or Afghanistani leaders or people influence our decision. Or the rest of the world for that matter.

    And that certainly turned out well.

    I'm not necessarily saying it'd be a good idea, I'm just wondering why people aren't more worried, or why we'd let the President of Mexico being against it get in our way.

    Also, I don't really know if a lot of people in Mexico would react the same way people in the Middle East did.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    isn't the president of mexico pretty vocally opposed to US intervention in the drug cartel thing?

    ONE WONDERS WHY

    He's incompetent? He's arrogant? Or he's corrupt and getting tons of money from Drug Cartels to say that? Does it matter? Maybe we shouldn't give a shit what El Presidente of Mexico thinks of us getting involved, we certainly didn't let the protests of the Iraqi or Afghanistani leaders or people influence our decision. Or the rest of the world for that matter.

    no actually he's vocally opposed to the cartels and scared for his life like every fucking politician in mexico

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the annexation of canada has to wait until 2067

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mexico is a failed state. Being the president of Mexico is like being the president of Barter Town.

    Sure, people say you're in charge, but everyone knows who really runs Barter Town.


    What I'm saying is that MasterBlaster runs Mexico.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Would it even be feasible to mobilize troops to fight drug cartels? I mean from a tactical standpoint and logistics and shit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Would it even be feasible to mobilize troops to fight drug cartels? I mean from a tactical standpoint and logistics and shit.

    what do you think we were doing in afganistan

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also there are less places to hide in Mexico, as far as I know they're not living in caves and up in mountains, they have compounds and stuff.

    At least I think that's how they run it.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Would it even be feasible to mobilize troops to fight drug cartels? I mean from a tactical standpoint and logistics and shit.

    what do you think we were doing in afganistan

    Good point.

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    One of my friends still drives home to Mexico on holidays. I sort of fear for his life.

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  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Don't worry the doormen at clubs are armed too.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    SAS parachute dogs of war into Taliban bases

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    UK special forces in Afghanistan are parachuting German shepherd dogs with video cameras into Taliban strongholds to search buildings for insurgents, with at least eight animals killed during operations.

    The dogs are strapped to the chest of their handlers for the drops, and cameras are attached to their heads to feed back images of buildings and surrounding areas. The tactics have been adapted from US special forces, but the Ministry of Defence said it would not comment on a report on operations by SAS troops.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I need a border war again. Not this bullshit "install a regime". Just go in there and steal the right to their lands with blood shed. A white man could become president behind that shit.

    Also, Blood Meridian sequel.

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